Show STUD E N T PAGE FOUR JUfP i&tubent “Entered as second-clas- gOVEUXOU matter s September 19 1908 at the postoffice at Logan Utah under the Act of March 1879” o ivery is made from College dent Life Stu-o- i m 275 j otno out inthe dewey morn and drink a $125 glass of milk whenever he feels like it Life however is not all joy for the owners of such treasurers Many a cow who can trace her ancestors back through 97 generations has looked with scorn upon her rich but unpedigreed owner and has wounded his gentle development of more water heart by refusing to associate I U C! U THE A B IC LT It ST with him We should all so live that in I3y George Fitch time we may become agriculThe agriculturist is a man turists if we desire But we to a farm is who should take something for the trying support in a style to which it cannot be desire Utah today in the opinion of many students of the subject It is estimated that of the water of the State is wasted This movement of the Commercial Club and the other associated bodies is in line with the state-wid- e campaign being waged by the College through the Extension Division for the better use of water and for the SBBALKS (Continued from page one) expressing hearty sym- Q i Mushujss Manager Brr5LLEN I ! two-thir- tors pathy with the work and giving a fund of valuable advice on the question of education as applied to rural life and civilization The Governor always a keen student of industrial conditions was particularly happy in his remarks to the men and women He dwelt at length Saturday upon the fundamental necessity of education as the cure and only cure for the multitude of State laws which constantly em-bara- LIFE ss ds He officials public carin stated that money spent rying the benefits of science and art into the very homes of the accustomed mothers and fathers of the Mad To become a successful agri- State was money well spent At “1 had t kill my dog this morn rhe conciusion of the speech the culturist one should buy a large governor was greeted with a farm and fertilize it carefully ing” “Was he mad?” round of applause with $10 bills When this is “Well he didn’t seem any too At the table besides pernor d the soil wiU become rich well pleased — Circa 1055 Spry were HonJohn ''dI suPPort ? and Mrs Thomas Smart PreSi-if- d A ITieml in Need dent and Mrs John A Widtsoe farmhouse and a large garage “The dog is the true friend of Dr and Mrs E D Ball Dr without fainting away man” and Mrs E G Peterson Mr After the agriculturist has “All right then why don’t you follow-G the Mill farrell and j worke(j on hjs farm f0r a while try to borrow money off him?” — ing College demonstrators: Jo-- j ll ls ver’ beautiful to look at It I’ele Mele seph P Welch of Millard conn-- 1 ty Lorin A Merrill of Seiverjis carpeted with Persian rugs So Selfish county Lon J Haddock of Salt blue grass and gravel drives “You know my dear men are Lake county Walter Glenn of ancj has hugeshade trees under quite impossible If I accept Jack’s Uintah Basin Robert II Stew-- 1 the hired lu man can the whjch proposal he will expect me to marry art of Carbon and Emeryc oun- ties Robert L Wrigley of Iron imP01’ted cales to slumber in him and if I refuse it he will expect the hot afternoon by swinging to be allowed to marry someone and Beaver counties — Widtsoe President spoke them in hammocks Agricul- - else” Bystander briefly at the luncheon empha- - turists are very happy on their Starling Trouble sizing the necessity of the new cann°t an( is envyhelp it” asked the poet’s “Why method of agricultural exten- f them wife’s as flit in£ sion and complimenting the neighbor “that your husband they merrily State of Utah upon the fact that about their work combing the never dedicates any of his books to it was am ong the first States to hay fields bugging theprivate you? Nearly every poet who has a wife dedicates at least one book to branch out in the new work and taking blood tests of her” hedges Additional remarks were made the beets in the Louis XVI “Dear me! I’m glad you called by Mr Walter Glenn and Air Lon J Haddock my attention to it I must look at vegetable garden hisb ooks some time and if what you At the suggestion of the The common farmer should Utah Agricultural College the blush with say is true I shall never forgive shame he when sees him” — Record Herald Salt Lake Commercial Club ur-sto- ry j Volume XII Number Friday October 17 4 101:1 GET BUSY AX1) WHITE BEGIN NOW i ! Contributions to Student Life will be very acceptable to the staff If you have any idea that you would like to express to the student body or a local that you heard on some of the students write it up and drop it in the box in front of the door of Student Life room Students are not the only ones that this is meant for because we need the interest and help of the faculty and will appreciate any help that they may give us 1 j j x- J the agriculturist tying gauze chemises around his ears of corn and running his hay through a vacuum cleaner but At this time we think it well and the State Conservation " Ihe com St'7T(ISf part expects tokened in Salt Lake City on I)e- - play in College affairs It is the only periodical published at the College and is therefore more general in its nature than it would be if it were intended for students only As it is Student Life must represent the students the College the Alumni and in general everything connected with the school Student Life stands for the College in all its departments branches and connections We hope to have the paper represent things exactly as they are All student activities will be represented in detail The student organization will be supported Every move for improvement will be upheld We hope to be of a help to the student body and also to the U A C - cember 2nd and 3rd this date was set at a meeting held last Tuesday at the office of Secretary Will G Farrell at which time a representative of the College the Conservation Com-- ! mission and the Club decided upon the preliminary program and the general nature of the meeting The program as so far agreed upon includes five meetings three on December 2nd and two on December 3rd At the opening meeting at 10 a m Governor William Spry President John A Widtsoe and Dr E I) Doodruff will be the President Widtsoe’s speakers subject will deal with the duty of Utah Irrigation water The other speakers at later sessions include Mr Don H Bark of Idaho Prof R R Lyman of the University of Utah and Mr K I Ellison Inform in irrigation methods in the State is the greatest single agricultural issue before he doesn’t The common farmer I How Alienists Diagnose “So” said the man from Mars who was making a sightseeing trip on this planet “that is what they call an alienist” regards the agriculturist with “Yes” the Bureau of Inscorn and intimates that only a formation replied man “He can inform you dude will put pantalettes on his whether you are insane or not” cucumber vinos iv nnd m-nvbi- “How does he tell?” “By the amount of discretion nnd discernment you show in discussing n a muslc or co"s milk ing time This is a great mis- the value of his distinguished sertake Anyone can get money out vices” — Washington Star of a farm but only a genius of one kind or another can stuff a The Limit “I am afraid madam we have million dollars into it Agriculturists do not raise much corn because itisn’t exciting enough But most of them love stock After an agriculturist has ararnged a meadow so that it will look like an art gal- shown you all our stock but could procure more from our we fac- tory” “Well perhaps you’d better want something of a neater pattern and quite small— just a little square for my — ” You see I bird-cage- Punch lery landscape he buys $100-00- 0 worth of cows and puts Time to Get l'p them in the meadow with plenGeneral: It’s arf past nine sir of Good heavens! Lodger: ty Why physicians nurses valets didn’t me tell you before? mid chauffeurs to attend to their General: Because it wasn’t sir wants This enables him to slip —London Opinion |