Show STUDENT LIFE PAGE EIG1TT VOICES aT'TTTTTCINrT 'DOESN’T APPLY “Hoot ITojjt or Die” is applicable to a bear 'whose den in a rugged wooded narrow defile lias more or less accidentally been stumbled into by an amateur hunter A victory for one or the other But no cheers Tn a flaming building a battle is waged between water directed by the zealous efforts of firemen and fire Again it is “root hog or die” If the water is of no avail there is no applause if the fire die immense quantities of praise is given voluntarily r even without a Thiis praise is given wisely — in Ihe latter ease hut why isn't the praise given in the former instance? Judge again Tn a game of college basketball the same question is paramount As long as the right side is win ning lusty cheers greet the victors "Wisely given Tf the wrong side is loosing no cheers ring forth "What- is cheering for? Tt must he for the laureled man only A penny for your opinion Did you read Boost ! Boost !! in a previous issue? "What an excellent thing to win and wear the “olive A STUDENT wreath ” cheer-maste- Vote Prof Caine a I) IT F shoe-string- A STUDENT DUNK RETURNS I had just finished dressing for the "Wasiiington’s Birthday party and Avas about to leave my room heavy knock came sounding from the door I was startled hut able to recover myself in time to admit our friend Dunk before be bad battered the door Avlien a doAvn “An honest man is the noblest “Look here Student Life” lie broke out as soon as lie saAV me “I don't Avant to be presumptions but I am your friend and I think and have a right and I knoAV it is my duty to give you a Avord of work of Cod” sa it li the bard An honest woman comes next especially if she is minus tin heterogeneous incons:stent cackle — t— T number of Horticulture students are making a few these days Out at Hyde Bark is a great orchard At least five students went out on "Washington's Birthday They chopped the do not lie about tree and cherry it Shall Ave celebrate in their honor ? A AS OTHERS SEE US “Student Life is too much given to the atmosphere that prevails in chapel” 1) H “It's a dandy ‘Booster’ Al-Ava- sees the A C side” L J “Dunk is the best Avriter on the staff T believe he 's either Prof Larsen or Arnold disguis ed" D A “Too many old married stiffs and Avomen on the staff to medal for amount to a shoav ball in the next tackling in chapel that problem of the thieves Every true American cannot hut admire the man who says what ought to he said though the saying of it might tend to make him unpopular Anyone who would think ill of a person because he hatched an unpopular subject is surely short to his enough to t:e his neck-tie- ’ s Perchance there he some such however Let us hope none listen to reason but many of us students especially the said adolescent are exceptionally long on the emotional and as short on reasoning power and administrative abilitv ANGERED world” X B too much Altogether faculty seniors and Avomen I’d rather read the Saturday Blade It never does have l First Year’s name in A Jv it” advice’’ “My dear old Dunk” I broke "n “I have ahvays listened to you ahvays given you space in I beg you my paper but excuse me for I am already due to-nig- have given the stamp of approval to the most immoral behavior clothed ill decency Your last issue — under the head of SOCIETY contained an approval of the most indecent dances You have sanctioned this hv giving it space and I Avant to tell you that I’ve come hack to see that such does not occur again But for now Good Night I must go to the Party also and see such doM nigs occur no more With that lie banged the door and Avas gone I rushed after him to say that I bad nothing to do Avith tlie last issue Further I that believed that the moral tone of the College Avas higher than expressed in the “Frat Is sue ’y but lie bad escaped - ht Advise to Ed at the party” Please don’t take herring to flu “That's just it— the Party the picture sIioavParty and a dancing Party” I saAV he Avas angry and excited “My dear old felloAV do be cool” I begged - LOOK STUDENTS “Don’t ask me to be cool Avlien very life and happi- I seo your ness in danger” “Dunk Dunk! you old crank you yourself are the only one that's spoiling my happiness and We have on hand a verily believe you are endangering my life by keeping me so long from an nppohitment” “T'll bo short and brief Stud-ni- t Life for I have come back for once more Last Aveek I bade you fareAvell but Avliat do I find — as soon as my back is turned aAvjiv you go off Avith some of your — 0 there is no Avoid to express my T complete line of WAN OS AND PLAYER PIANOS Also Sheet Music Purses Music Rolls Satchels and Record i feelings’ He stopped for Ava lit of breath and I Avas abb to “get in a “Student Life is dead dry driftv dust Ought to lx called word” “Do for heaven's sake tell me ‘Student Death’ ” A K avIiv you came bark Dunk and “Just a dandy little sheet told let me go really all about Iioav some one robbed night-T good do think that red my coat Well it is just headed girl Avill bring my purse T THATCHER MUSIC CO must hid you 30 South Main Street ” back don't you?” Presdont AVidfsoe was exaetlv INNOCENCE when he said the College light wouldn’t last over night if the A RECEPTION students ran it And we rather It is rumored that there is to admire people who insist on run-lrn- be a Faculty Reception 1o the their own game in their Student Body Details are meagown wav There he those among er and uncertain hut the rumor ls (‘specially the very young is being circulated and adoles ent who an very and on thepersistently best of authority fertile in ideas as to how the ATost of the very floating agree thing ought to he “did” hut any in naming the 10th reports of March as good institution is rim by brains tho time hut there is no unanimand not emotions To be sure ity as to the place Considerable man set or of men ought to interest is aroused any tlrs J You Illustration of Our New Rosebud Handkerchief Case Slnintl g on rmbrniib-r- iiihI olitred linmi In Rimrluiil With Koval hiM-lrt- y iiMHiHM-lii- MtllU-h-n- from Kmbmitlrry KIohh tn (oinplvt tin r t t ilt-si- n Mun-m-IIim- Diairrain Mmwln arratiifi-mrnof Miti-biitxl with of working in Inilinb-'- l This Is rnlirrly mah‘ with i l jirtU-UliiH-lohlitlniial matrrial of iulnnil ami I'lirillNiarit form L to Im- - tinil fora Miff iail for bottom If iik-iIu- - - 1 1 fa-lo- it'r hiMt-i-tn- n lan Many Howell-Card- hit-luile- ib-sl- olln-- r nrw on ALL FOR 50c artU-b-- JnM lit Company For The ANNUAL MILITARY BALL We have just received a complete Shipment of Blue In the following makes: Chesterfield For Men and Young Men Bostonian Spring Serge Suits Sophomore Styleplus Shoes Thatcher Clothing are here in everything new Co Logan Utah |