Show STUDENT LIFE THE faculty’s quota? Without wearing away on the mages of figures the little remaining graphite Since I’rest Roosevelt gave liis with which this copy is written famous orders for the eradication we merely sum up by saying a that Prof Jensen was startled to of the malady race- suicide great awakening has dawned over find the clear undeniable proof that part of our social mass before him that we at the A C known as the upper stratum were falling behind the proper “Shall tlie unfit alone father the assignment of our share of race future races” The answer from improvement Not a moment did ten thousand seats of learning has he hesitate to publish his vital clear discovery And not half a momand been spontaneous “Never! we die first!” The good ent did lie shrink from duty work has been taken up in splen- Figures proved as sure as Haldid earnestness and the A C ley’s comet was predicted that if faculty at Logan has again con- January 1912 slipped by unmarktributed a liberal libation on the ed as a natal period our duty alter of Lucina the goddess of would rise up to condemn us For be it hereby and for the failure It must not be childbirth hereafter for ever known that on so lie resolved and last Saturthe day called Saturday the thir- day proudly announced to the teenth in the month of January world the joyous appearance of a of the year A D 1912 two babes new son on the Jensen horizon were born to A C faculty memHats off! Now all to once — bers one to Dr Robert Stewart Three cheers for Teddy Dr Stethe benzene ring artist and one wart and Prof Joseph Jensen to Prof Joseph Jensen who builds GENERAL SCIENCE dams on sites which some other people call damn sites Of course The Senior girls are anixious-l- y some quibbler for technicalities looking for openings in Domeswill rise up to state we should tic Science where they may get rather say the babes were born to Mrs Stewart and to Mrs Jensen positions The Faculty Women’s League it be as but that respectively entertained the girls of the colto the referred gentlemen may a formal reception Mondelare the first statement is near lege at day afternoon at the house of Mrs enough the truth to pass any Widstoc The house was beautireasonable censor decorated in roses carnaRut as we were about to say the fully lilies and smilx The unfit are not alone to father the tions were tea sandwiches future races I)r Stewart has s and salted almonds become a deciple of Galton and has drunk deeply of the “Pier- The girls enjoyed a chat with the and those ian spring” as represented by Dr members of the league afternoon Titus Eugenics’ library Form- present had a pleasant M — What is the use of girls aldehydes exters of fatty acids and even the old reliable benzene talking RotanyJ— why all I see soil ferring have been forced to accept a in it is a discussion on second lore Even the charming tility and crop rotation L — They must be trying to folrain bow colors of coal-ta- r dyes have failed to out shine this new low the theory that if a girl can’t next tack il to siiji Eugenics and the other new get a fanner her son Robert Jr Dr Stewart is be one —4 fairly infectous in his enthusiasm MECHANIC ARTS —— over this glorious new cult and be can Relieving that plowing has taken up the colors of battle for upper-strai- t uni larger famil- done cheaply and sueeessfnlly and wishing ies temporarily desserted by with traction engines Jun-I- v Great re- to demonstrate the fact the temendous Teddy have Ind Co of La Porte sults are looked for from him in the future given the College a thirty H P Prof Jensen was moved to re- kerosene engine which is capable these of drawing from four to six plows newed endeavor along wor thy ines by certain phases of with a disk or tooth harrow and The cylinder mathematics or rot her of Rioine-tr- seeder attached has a ten inch bore a twelve The professor was set to and makes three by the late estimates tha' inch stroke 50000000 babes are born annual- hundred and seventy five revoluforly on the earth and that 2500000 tions per minute It has two of these begin life in the U S ward epeeds and one backward Now what is Logan’s quota? Or The manufacturers claim from more pointedly what is the A C ono to one and one half acres can SUICIDE AND A C FACULTY RACE - -- t — bon-bon- ! 1 y fig-lrrin- g PAGE FIVE be plowed harrowed and seeded in an hour A grain separator with a capacity of over one hundred bushels of wheat per hour pumps hay press corn sheller or anything that can be run by a belt can be attached The College intends giving the machine a fair trial in the spring fV A Peterson and James Steed are around the shops again Mr Peterson has registered for next semester’s work A Doggedly truging the livelong day 1 ask of each person I met : r Has the recently passed this way?” Rut the only response I could FOOL-KILLIN- G fool-kille- V The New Cross Straps Was a sweep of the arm and a PARISIANA No 666X toss of the head of graceful lines for an average A corset Which seemed without speech new crossed supporters atThe figure to contrive tached at the waist line distribute the strain A negative answer as if each had ind insure a trim straight figure with said : “My neighbors you are see alive” I finally met with an ancient man A harmelss fool I was told — tYho had long outlived the com- mon span Yet was equally young and old For his simple soul was an open page reut comfort to the wearer when sitting SOLD BY Jas Quayle & Company HMMi'HHtttt' C WE Carry Everything in P Of the book of eternal truth And his mind was stored with the ! wisdom of age While his heart was the heart of youth “And why do you wish” said he “to This find fool-kille- seek?” I answering whom r mind Some you said: “I have weasamls he in Then I read fiom a list I “Rut son” said r Phone had J 75 seemed to said r Logan Utah Rooks Stationery Post Cards and Souvenirs Always a complete stock to select from Wilkinson he Son & North Main — Willis Rrooks P Ofliee ov er Nielsen Prop ’HE Students Store man For better tilings some day? of I felt in niy heart the sting shame And I hung my foolish head Then I knelt at his feet and beg- son” C Main H‘444'HSMSKtSHMH44S some plan Some educational way Of killing the fool and saving the fool-kille- Gold and Plain Signs Modern II Z The Big 4 Sign Works he “is there not ged liis name r “I’m the SpandeFurnitureCo “Furniture Worth While” ’ carefully made Of the fools who still exist The fool of every dill’erent grade fool-kille- Rugs Carpets and Draperies Agents for Limbert’s Dutch Furniture Universal Ranges and Hot Rlasts McDougall Kitchen Cabinets Special Prices and Terms to Students should tweak” Whom the have missed Furniture t Linoleums Special Attention Given to the Proper Fitting of Glasses Frank 0 Reynolds M T Nose and Throat Practice Limited to Eye Ear “fltee "itr Howell Cardoti Dry Good Co A p til |