| Show 1 VOLUME IX ublished If LOGAN NUP- SMITD-ARNOL- D L eekly by the Students of the Utah Agricultural College UTAH FRIDAY OCTOBER DASTARDLY ATTEMFT MADE TO ASSASSINATE PRESIDENT WIDTSOE LIBRARIAN PRO-FESSO- R MARRIED THIS MORNING At precisely 10:30 the office of Justice of the Peace Brangham was the' scene of a quiet little wedding between Mks Elizabeth Church-Smit- h and Professor Frank Arnold This happy conclusion of the delightful little love affair that has been going on between Miss Smith and Prof Arnold for the past two wars occurred this morning in Justice Branghams office when our librarian gave up the most popular name “Smith” and accepted in exchange the more rare appela-tio- n Ie observed the rare sympathy existing between the two lovers can doubt the wisdom of the union In fact the opinion is unanimous that the two are perfect mates in temperament ideas beliefs and also in physique As before stated the marriage took place at 10:30 this morning in the justice’s office The happy couple by the time this paper is in the hands of its readers will be taking dinner at the car after which they will come up to school together They expt to arm-othe 2:15 car and every student is requested to be at the front entrance to welcome them To-nig- ht POWELL’S AEROPLANE WRECKED What was perhaps the most disastrous accident that has ever occurred in the h story of the insti-tut'o- n happened at 5 o’clock this mernirg when Prof Powell's big flying machine crashed into the ccncervatcry Prof Powell and his aeroplane have been causing no little interest in Logan and vicinity for some time He has made several successful flights from the Mechanic Aits building to the Cattle Barn? and return encircling the front tower of the Main Building each time r occasion he flew without am- dud the greater part of lit r ly Until thi': morning we were assured that he had certainly completed the conquest of the air On i - I “Arn Id” No ore who has watched the i'rairwho has progres® of the Pres John A Widtsoe (Latest photograph taken espec ially for Student Life) -- But for timely aid and a most valiant’ defense made by the president himself it is certain that Dr Widtsoe would never have survived the attack As it is he is a1 death’s door and the most heroic measures are necessary to keep him alive The attempt was made about ten o’clock last night The president wa busily engaged in his study which is down stairs on Mr Charles Batt our veteran Superintendent of Buildings has accompanied the Prof on several trips and they started this morning on an inspection tour over the grounds' The start was glorious and pointed to i successful trip Jirt as they neareu the front tower however a rather heavy breeze came up almost overturning the machine The Professor lost control of the steering apparatus and a collison with the tower seemed inevitable Mr Batt fearful of the safetv of the building strove to avert the collision ’Twas plain P Ii is engineering mind that the right wing would strike accordingly he siezed an axe and frantically began to demolish that the north side of the house writing a bulletin on the “Value of Sugar beets as Baby Food” when part of Ihe machine Prof Powell he was suddenly pounced upon busy with the steering gear had they will give a magto the students from behind by a hideous looking not noticed thh until too late The nificent reception dwarf library Every student is Because of the weakness of his invited and it is promised that at the reception Prof Arnold will condition Dr Widtsoe is able to but a very unratisfactory acpublicly kisa his bride A spec- give ial stool draped in the school col- count of the alfair Dr Thomas however in his ofors will be provided for Prof Arnficial capacity as college detective old to stand upon examined An elaborate banquet will be afterwards carefully in the the premises and has this to say: “It is undoubtedly true that this horrible attack was made by two men one very large and the other a mere dwarf This is evident from the tracks left by the two men Coming along the drive to' the north of the prenident’s example Dr Ball— The Origin of species house I found two sets of foot- served several extemporaneous toasts will be givenThosc who are to do extempore spraying with their subjects are as follows John T III— Better late than never Prof Smith — The Influence of — ( Con tjnuedon-p- 0 — NUMBER 1910 ATTEMPTED MURDER HORRIDLE ACCIDENT PUGILISTIC TIALS SOLEMNIZED OUR CHARMING AND OUR LANGUAGE 21 lCOTtfpUttLxnrSeHY£L machine had lost its balance' Both realized the situation The Prof ordered Batt to drop his axe and give all the help possible and Mr Batt actually obeyed Only after the most heroic efforts the aero plane missfed the Main Building Just at this moment the whole thing collapred she turned topsyturvy and crashed into the glass roof of the conservatory Imagine Mr Batt’s ehargin the many conservatory demolished a and he had killed rar plants iually done the wron tiling a d furthermore had taken orders from a Prof 3 COMDAT FACULTY EIGHT Disgracefvl Show of Brutal Force An affair that w 11 astoi’nd our whole Student Body happened yesterday afternoon in the register’s office Dr Thomas and Prof John T Caine Jr had a rather serious disagreement which in a fistic combat! Think cf il thc?e ?e Tate gcntlo-losing control of themselves so far ns to stoop to such a thing No doubt all students have seen a smail book onEuropean constiture-ru't- ed ! u i tions in the library This book is in German and was written by Dr Thomas The Dr is very pnud of the little volume and allows no one to cast any discredit on its contents registrars As the Dr entered the office yesterday after lunch he saw Prof Caine reading this little book Now Prof Caine was not aware of the fact that Dr Thomas was the author of the work and he began criticizing it very severely After having ridiculed parts of the book he made some very poitife statements con- cerning the author At this the enraged Dr siezed the book and frantically opening it showed Pa author's inscription on the front page Prof Caine was much sur prised but refused to take back any of the statements DrThomas vowed in his wrath that he would force the reverend registrar to swallow his insinuations and accordingly reized him firmly by the hoard At this juncture the most decided feature of the the whole affair occurred Pa Caine promptly landing his right fist on the bridge s of the Dr’s nose smashing his This roused all the latent fighting spirit in the Dr and a bloody battle ensued For offhand slugging it surpas'ed anything ever seen in Logan before although each showed little seiency in guarding the other’s blows g After ten minutes of hard spec-taele- bat-thin- they clinched rolled to the floor and out into the front hall Miss Stewart who had watched the affair from the start ran to the President’s office I)r Widtsoe appeared on the scene followed bv Van Wnirner and Coburn Vani TM op Page Eight)J (Continued IM f — H — - W |
