Show PAGE THREE STUDENT LIFE Flip ONE OF OUR PROFESSORS a question as to whether she had been to the fair EAD ME TO If” : “I didn’t went I didn’t want went and if I had wanted to So say folks who have found out the advantages of makTAKEN IN went I couldn’t have gotten to ing headquarters at “Napeers” Everything in drug and A case of the most abject fraud gwine” — Good Housekeeping toilet articles Complete stock of sundries Prescriptions was attempted in our main hall our specialty The world looks difTerent last Friday by a supposedly traveling mendicant through a roll of bills- - Life An apparently decrepit and Bell Foru IIindued blind old man was to be seen CHARGE OF THE JUNIOR Independent Font CLASS feebly making his way down the A A A main corridor toward the chapel (Ap to Tennyson) Cornell University r e e e v c s iv doors 1 S E NEEDHAM & CO He held in his trembling $08!TfTO uncnmlitioimlly by the I hand a tin cup beseeching onSeniors poor seniors will of the late1 Prof Goldwin Jewelers and Opticians lookers to drop therein any small " Where have you wandered VV v Smith— Ex coin or shoe button that they ‘watch store” pen and Over your lazy ways to in might possess Strange say vr V" "4 V V V Oft have I pondered this most liberal and generouf Frank Reynolds Ijook at the grades you make school not one was found who M D Oh will you never wake took pity upon the poor wretch Students Attention! J E’en when the teachers rake Practice limited to Eye Ear 4 Buy Your until our beloved Dr Thomas apFurnishings at the 1 ittle J After you’ve blundered Nose and Throat S Store with the Big Stock Lowest Prices Best Goods peared upon the scene Special attention given to the II Star Clothing Store i:“Si1 lie beheld the bent figure the of glasses fitting proper Soon there will come a day 4 palsied hand the abjectness of Office Hours 9 to 12 a ml 2 to 5 and by ’Long toward the last of May the poor creature’s walk and his special appointment Office Howell Carden Building’ noble heart swelled up within When you won’t feel ro gay Phones Bell 93 Black Ind 23t5 M As you seem to at present him Ilis noble heart swelled up and it rwelled so high that in With all your grades of ”D” Maybe you’ll get one “C” ROYAL BAKERY spile of all of his economic trainbe will I see where Morrell's can’t that GOOD BREAD AND PASTRY ing he plunged his hand into his Delivered to an paiit of town Overly pleasant Our baker products are made of tlie trousers pocket and pulled thereStore best inaterh'l Call and gev special students rate for Bread a sample order will from a ten cent piece Was such III eonvinee jou that our statements are ADOLPH Wl RSI EN Prop tiue before of heard ever generosity Now you are on the brink Hut he never hesitated never fal- To failure you’ll surely sink bj j -j vt tered 'Although he could not re- Unless we can make you think frain from giving the dime one Of time you have squandered last fond look of farewell who The 12 s set a lively pace could forsooth still no thought of And if they keep in the race refusing the beggar entered his The bottom will be are sure glad to your place most just mind and he dropped see you back We Down out and unhonored a the money into the cup with have been working all IV tinkle that would make any begsummer getting ready of ies ahead Fresh the Then you for you gar's heart rejoice his noble professor went on way Sophomores leading you Our “College Corner” But stop! What does he hear? Juniors on top of you is still right by the door What a sad story A rnicker? Is that a laugh? THEY DIFFER supplied with ’phones Wheeling around he perceives the And it will be a shame writing desk college post4 faee of the beggar convulsed with If you disgrace the name als stamps etc all free mirth and his eye actually twink- That next year we must claim We want you to make it Ladies’ and Gent’s Clothing to back And mind glory His bring eye twinkling ling your headquarters and CLEANED and REPAIRED A JUNIOR of mind the Immediately you use it freely In a word Yours Pressingly work the professor begins to we want you to be right Gust Carfos 3iw ist n First — the beggar can laugh He at home in our store must not be in very adverse cir- V HERE is a right way and Tjr cumstance'1 Second — his eye can a wrong way to do every- Ours is the most be not must he twinkle Why thing The right way to men’s store in blind Horrors — he must be a keep an account of your school Logan fraud! What a narrow escape! ! expenses is to open an account But what does the professor do? with us Here you get the prac- tical side of life ns well as the He throws out his chest like a ' theoretical Ladies as well as ! I man lie promptly marches back gentlemen will be cordially to the perron who had so nearly welcome cheated him and boldly thrusting his thumb and finger into the :j The cup lie extracts therefrom the :: B 1 coin with the remark: “I guess ! & Capital Surplus $19000000 I need this worse than you do” Special Discount to Students ! President II Hatch E and goes on his wav ! to t t -- Cy £ E Napper i A vv O w vv ! For Men Only "il I I -- j- -- WE t t H-HH- College Tailor 4H up-to-da- 1 Thatcher a ! L G An East Tennersee girl is credited with the following reply to ! ! J S nking Hill Bros Co Vice-Preside- nt F Thatcher Cashier H Bankhead Asst Cashier t iUtahDentalComp’ny! Da I 7 E UitERKKi Manager LOOAN UTAH Main Street M H Morrell Clothing Co te |