Show 90 STUDENT LIFE March 23 — The Soros is girls are out today selling tickets One feature of Senator Love’s speech in Chapel was his profound respect for sleeping students Friend: — “Say Beers how did you come out in the Student’s Saturday Night?” Beers: “Fine made first bass on four bawls” Orbison— “That problem which Adams has at the board is wrong Prof — “Tut! tut! Keep still or he won’t come again” Chapel March 21 — The lady members of the faculty look extremely happy this morning No doubt last evening’s auction would account for their happy expressions Professor Engle lately went to Ogden some say to escape the minstrel show lie did not go for that purpose however but went on Farmers’ Institute work The Commercial boys arc out with the racket and intend to try cases in more courts than the law court The other departments will do well to get down and scratch some gravel A young lady after looking over the locals last month and noting the absence of her name approached the editor and said “Your locals are no good you always leave the most popular people out Miss E— in Geometry) “That proposition on the board is wrong professor Prof— “How is the one on the other board?” Miss E— “That’s all right that is it is the same as mine” Santschi’s coat is in the possession of the “Dreamers” ne moumsthe loss not so much on account of the coat but because one of the pockets contained a ten cent Caesar Augustus —a gift from the professor of March 17 the question "Resolved that the Essential Principles of the Swiss Referendum should be Adopted in Utah” was debated in the English 6 club by Victor Reno and R W Jones for the affirmative and J E Seamons and C Clark for the negative The decision was in favor of the affirmative The class in economics have commenced their work on Historical Economics Professor Swendson has been to Salt Lake having his throat treated medically Victor Reno left school Sunday March 22 to spend a week at his home in Ogden John Ilium found it necessary to discontinue He left for his home in Malad March school 19 John T’s spirits seem to be reviving again We hope the young man will be more successful next time he chances to go on the territory of Venus One of our senior girls is evidently getting tired of study The other day she was heard asking the storekeeper in the chemical laboratory for a biped Poulson (examining a senior’s class pin) ‘Where did you get that pin?” Senior— “I sent east for it” P— “It’s very pretty: I guess I’ll send for one” There has been a new quartette organized The singers are: Messrs John and Frank Tuttle and the “twin” sisters They practice in the auditorium during the noon hours Teacher in English:— “Mr Franks what is a transposed expression?” Mr Franks: — A transposed expression is one that can be used backwards or turned over” OBSERVATIONS OF A STUDENT Some students make both ends meet by leaving the middle empty The girl who is always picking at the boys is left unpicked by them Some gentlemen students who have neither gold nor silver arc lacking not in brass On the evening of March 20 there was a min-trshow given at the college under the auspices of the athletic association The house was crowded and there was every inclination for belief that the show was very much appreciated Santschi has concluded since the show that he will not attempt to obtain any grades at the end of the term A full account of the show is given elsewhere in this issue el |