Show STUDENT LIFE On Nov 8— Mr Ballard sang in chapel captured a ghost Halloween night It proved to be a young lady Professor Dry den 'was asked the other day how he conductsthe poultry business He replied: “With my tongue” Chapel Nov 7 — Miss Oliver from Salt Lake City entertained the students this morning with two selections on the piano A stranger went into the Bacteriological laboratory the other day and asked for the Professor Bill Jardine said “I’m the fellow what can I do for you?” It is strange that the military department selected the afternoon of the ’Varsity game as the most appropriate time to clean the cannons One might have thought that somebody expected to use them At their Halloween party the Sorosis girls Boy ' Egbert told a few ghost stories that frightened some of the members so badly that they asked the young men boarding at the place to accompany them home Professor Ball the new Biologist arrived at the College November 4th A number of girls seemed quite anxious to know whether he is married or not: November 18 — Mrs Ball also arrived at the College Dr C O Townsend was at the College recently to investigate the new beet disease He has shipped to Washington some samples from which he expects during the winter to determine the nature of the disease The struggle for news between the local ed- itor and the faculty representatives of Salt Lake papers promises to wax very warm before We wager that the end of the year most makes the Student Life “scoops” Professor — “That is a sincline” Santschi— “Yes that’s a sincline” Professor — “The strata dip westward” Santschi — “The strata dip westward” Professor — “They form a spring” Santschi — “They form a spring” Eva: — Certainly Second Fellow' — (Later): “Eva may I have the pleasure of your company Saturday night?” Eva — “Thank you but I have a partner for that night” later — “I can’t go with you Saturday night” (To the second fellow) — “I’ll go with you Saturday night” Second Fellow — “I have another girl now” Poor Eva remained at home Eva to the first fellow 19 Professor of Math: — My teachers are more troublesome than my pupils What do you intend to become John T? John T: — “I intend if possible to become Quil’s son-in-la- The Sorosis girls are considering the advisability of permitting Santschi to become a member of the society The Sorosis girls sent a conveyance after Wm Jardine in order to have him attend their party Boys play foot ball Student: — “Is your shoulder getting better now Adams?” Adams: — “No and I don’t care either— now my girl has fired me” Two of our last year’s students are studying Miss Amanda Holmgren is at in the east Chicago University and Mr P R Merrill is in Medical school the North-Wester- n The Sorosis had their Halloween party at Secretary Maughan’s this year The costumes One worn consisted of sheets and pillow-case- s of the members wishing to be seen placed herself in a very conspicuous part of the Auditorium the following Tuesday morning One of the chemistry students recently asked for some sodium chloride the store-keephe After searching through the store-roosaid: “I’ve got some white stuff here but I can’t tell whether it is just common salt or sodium chloride I’ll see the professor” The other day a Senior had some messages to deliver to the station stenographer Stepping into the Mechanic Arts building he called up the station and of course was answered Without further thought the Senior proceeded to deliver his messages and between times put in some nice little “licks” for himself After talking about fifteen minutes he discovered that he was talking to Prof Widtsoe The officers in the military battalion have been selected for the year as follows: er m COMPANY “a” Captain Farrell F D 1st Lieut Smith A 2nd Lieut Jordan A E 1st Sergeant Ec-clW E 2nd Sergeant Lytle S 3rd Sergeant nammond J 4th Sergeant Farnsworth D 5th Sergeant Taylor J E company “b” es 1st Lieut Sidwell J W2nd Lieut Gleed II 1st Sergeant Winkler E 2nd Sergeant Jennings F R 3rd Sergeant Berryman IL 4th Sergeant Clark J O oth Sergeant Lee O R Adjutant Kerr W H Quartermaster Sampson I rank of 1st Lieut Captain Rich S G |