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Show December 1, 1965 The PARSON Page 7 Solve Stocking Stares See Sample Smarts by Marilyn Pierson People don't just accept things that are They smirk and make wisecracks. They point. They raise one eyebrow. They give a once- -, twice- -, or even a thrice-ove- r. They deserve returnremarks. ing I refer you to one example: textured stockings. So, for you who need some quick answers for the above reactions, read on. I If your stockings are white, say: wasnt allowed out in the sun much this new and different. summer. A little bit of that If they are black: n goes a long way. You can get the worst If they are red: burn on the cloudiest days. If they are blue: The circulation in my legs has never been good, but lately . . . I have this theory If they are green: about reincarnation, if youd like to hear it sometime. So? Dont tell If they are flowered: me you havent any birthmarks. On the other hand, if you can manage it, perhaps the best way to handle the situation is to say nothing and just return the look. Man-Ta- D-D- is royalty chosen by Parson studentbody reign majestically during game. From left attendant John McNaughton; Queen Allan Austin and Bob Smith, attendant. Junior Gerda Van Klavern, a Butch's Babe, tries an end sweep in attempt to save the game for seniors. |