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Show Ty'ULTUEJC IV OBITER . CAROL GUBER Well, gang, its almost the ish. The school year has finally passed (as have some Qf the stufin- dents) and well have.to admit it has certainly gone by fast. For the seniors it means no more school; for some of the underclass boys it means Uncle Sam will be giving them free aboard and room for the next few years; for a chosen few it means taking the fatal, excuse me final step marriage; and for the first year nursing student it means capping time and no longer being called or Probies. This is, because of the aforementioned reasons, the time of year when toasts gain in popularity. I have here a few toasts to pass on to you in case youre ever called upon to act as toastmaster and find your mind the usual complePre-clin- s te-blank. Lets be gay while we may And seize love with laughter Ill be true as long as you. (But not a moment after.) : Heres to the stork, A most valuable bird, That inhabits the residence districts, He doesnt sing tunes, hfor yield any plumes, But he helps out the vital statistics. Or, if you are blessed twith a fisherman in the family Heres to our fisherman bold; Heres to the fish he caught; Heres to the one that got away, And heres to the one he bought. Or: The good die young heres hoping you may live to a ripe old age. And another : Td our sweeheart and wives. May they never meet! Heres a little logic rrow, to change the theme and please the philosophy students. If a boy is a lad and he has a the boy, therefore becomes a stepladder. No? A rolling football gathers no step-fathe- r, score. . A bird in the hand is bad table manners. Now a little advice for you prospective bridegrooms. Always remember, boys: An expeiernced husband is one who remembers his wifes birthday, but forgets which ohe it is. Love is only the delusion that one girl differs from another. There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and wont, and that is the wife who cant cook and will. I heard something from our Pharmacology prof, tonight that I might pass on to you. He cited an example to show us just what he meant by mixed feelings. He described them as when a husband sees his mother-in-lago over a st$ep cliff in his new Ca- Best of All Preachers FOSTER HALL Id been fun here at Westmin- - ' ster this yar. The time has gone fast, but Ive made some friends during this past school year that Id never trade. All of us are going to miss the Senior gang of this year and all the rest of you guys and gals who wont be coming back next year. Ive also learned much from my new friends. The main piece of knowledge Ive gained from living in the nurses home with all the gals being that when a group of girls get together, Cord pity the first one to leave. Three of us girls have been trying to pick out a song and motto for our rFrosh class of nurses to appear on our capping program. So far we have a few chosen from which to select one. Among these are: If I Had the Wings of An Angel, Over These Walls I Would. Fly. So Long, Its Been Good to Know You.' (That number has just come into the running since we took that Medical and Surgical final on Dr. Id Another year has rolled around and we notice how dirty the windows and walls have become in w dillac. I believe it is now time to say its Wrights lectures.) Nobody Knows the Troubles Ive Had. r My Future Just Its Passed. rather see a sermon than hear one any day, rather one should walk with me .than merely show the wav. The eyes a better pupiland more willing than the w ear; Fine counsel is confusing, but examples always clear: And the best of all the preadi- ers are the men who live ' their creeds, For to see the good in action is what everybody needs. I can learn how to do it if youll let me see it done ; I can watch your hands in action, but your tongue too fast may run. And the lectures you deliver may be very wise and But true; Id rather get my lesson CONOR A TULA TIONS, SENIORS how glad we were to see a familiar face last fall. The dorm has made a name for itself iu intramural sports this year. We placed high in basketball, and we may take the soft-bal- l. - from BUDS . IN SUGAR HOUSE We made a name in schol- arship, for the dorm average isnt -- much below two point. We may raise a howl once in awhile, but we really do as a group enjoy dorm life and will look back on it with fond memories even Dick Smith who takes week-entrips to get away from it all. The Wises moved into the dorm last week to be the dorm supervisors for the last month of the school year. Mrs. Wise is the girls P. E. teacher, and Mr. Wise is taking Math, and the Horseshoe Championship. They haye two children, Margo and Teddy, and a dog of sorts, Patches. Welcome to Foster Hall our home away from civilization. d vbat you by observing BUY YOUR GRADUATION SUIT Three o Clock in the (the more familiar tiMorning tle being Campussed Again.) Please Dont Talk About Me When just nine months. We glance around and take a second look at the faces of the men who were new this year and we remember do. fror I may misunderstand you and tbe high, advice you give, Rut there Ks no misunderstanding how you act and how you live. Im Gone.' Rotarian. If I Knew Then What I Know Now. For Graduation , and I Why? on the subject of a All we can seem to Were stuck class motto. think of is: What fools we mortals be. Well, so ends (finally) the last column of Kulture Korner. Its finished and so am I. Its been fun and Im sure going to miss that last minute rush to get my assignment in after the deadline. In closing, Id like to wish all of you students the best of luck and with that wish goes a word from medical terminology, stat. 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