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Show PAGE CAMPUS CRIER 2 Campus Crier Published by The Associated Students of Westminster College, on 3rd Tuesday of each month during the scholastic year. Member Intercollegiate Press EDITORIAL STAFF ...Jack Harmston Associate Editor Business Manager Mary Langer .... .Leola Jorgensen Wilma Gould : Assistant Business Manager News Reporters Rae Rhodes, Nancy Jane Stoller, Margaret Scott, Joan TenEyck, Bill Hannifin, Gerry Glanville, Bob Jones and Jim Morrissey. Sports Reporters Byron Burmester, Herb Dunn, and Howard Richardson. Photographers Bob Snethen and Barry Wright. Your editor just cant get ercising their arm, and the track serious cause the weather is too men can be seen getting in nice. Except for an occasional shape for the nearing track snow storm, everything points meet toward spring. Why, the robins are even here. Test week is over But nothing tells us more and the grades are in. Good or beautifully that spring is here bad, we can all stop studying for than the past vacation, and coua week. And (have you noticed ples strolling hither and yon, that secret look when someone but even though were lazy from opens a letter with an extra the experiences of the past week, Could be that Easter is the time has come for us to defive. coming. Also the busy little men sign and do something about have been out flying kites on the first half of this semesters the football field and playing grades or those who really came catch in any convenient place. out on the up and up to keep The tennis champs are out ex with the good work. Well people, Im mighty glad vacation is over. Why would you believe it I actually worked this last week! Sudh a terrible thing work is too. Some of the symptoms are backache, sore hands, and general fatigue. All I can say after a week of work is thank God for the government. Four years of schooling, four summers on fifty-twtwenty, and then when you graduate theres always the chance of o from the The latest fad about this campus seems to be crutches andor casts. Leave it to this school to be different. Thats going to quite an extreme to be different isnt it? Signs of spring seem to be in the air watch out you men, or maybe you dont want to be warned. The talk (hereabout seems to have changed to track, men, spring styles, men, summer vacation, men, jobs, men and dates. Not so different at that I guess. Have you noticed the glamour" earrings Gloria is wearing? The bear claws, I mean. Do you suppose that might become a Before you fellows let your gals drive your car find out if they have a drivers license. For consequences, if they dont have one, ask Ralph Gonzales Miller. Anybody want a kitten? See Ruth Shortlhill. Anybody want a puppy? See Jodie McReynolds. Did you know that for the first time in the history of medicine, the Drs almost lost a father? Just ask Gerald Glanville. Now that the wife and son are home, hes bossing the job of bringing up the son, according to the best methods. Everyones asking when work on the new tennis courts is to get under way. Seems as though the one and only is getting a wrorkout this fine weather. Hope you all had a nice vacation, and have come back with a do or die spirit. (If I do all those term papers, Ill surely die). Just eight weeks until finals so we have lYz weeks to loaf. Happy thought! -- terrific ng Mailbag RED BARBER CBS Sport Director 1 - getting T. B. and living in Arizona on the V. A. But that soft life is not for me. There is an old saying about a better mousetrap, and people, that Im working on. It is going to be a new super streamlined, free wheeling, mouse andor rat trap. In order to sell this trap I am forming a corporation. In charge of rais- is ing and distributing mice the corporation would hire that eminent livestock breeder Dr. Abbot. Following him wrould be the sales crew. Kind of a vicious circle, but profitable. ball-beari- Redheads QUESTIONS (1) What was the lowest round ever scored in the U. S. Open golf tournament? (2) How old was Bobby Jones when he played his first national golf tournament? (3) IIow many times did Bobby Riggs win the U. S. Singles ten- -; nis championship? (4) A friend and I have an argument about who hit the most home runs for the Cincinnati Reds. I contend it was Ival Goodman. Is that right? (5) Has any player ever hit two fad? home runs with the bases loaded The W .Club is sponsoring in one game? an affair April 9. Circle that date ANSWERS on your calendar, and everyone :(1) You probably thought it would be turn out. Sounds like lots of fun. Editorial Stumble, Fumble And Fall FROM WHERE I SIT by Hogan, Snead. Nelson or Demaret. ;but the lowest round ever scored was a 65 by Jimmy McHale. a Phlladel-jphl- a amateur, at St. Louis in 1947. (2) Bob qualified (or the U. S. Amateur in 1916 when he was 14. He won his first national title, the U.S. Open, in (1923, and the next year won the U.S. I (3) Twice in 1939 and 1941.' (4) Strike three, son. Hank Sauer hit 35 in 1948 to become top home run hitter in one season (or the Reds. were hit (5) Double by Tony Lazzeri. Jim Tabor and .Rudy York. grand-slamme- rs Duffyisms By Ed (Archie) Gardner, Mgr. of NBCs 'Duffys Tavern' This is Archie, the famous agent. Or, as the Chileans would say. El Ten Percent-o- . Well, how would you like to be included in my stable of South American clients? What other South American? Yia De Havilland, or Goucho Marx, or the Three Inca Spot3 . . . and practically the whole cast of that Paraguay picture, Going Uruguay. Oh-er-Eol- Paramomfs Milk Depot i :;5: I & iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitmiiiiiiiiiiimiiHiiimHiiimii DAIRY PRODUCTS ICE CREAM h i MALTS I! 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