| Show washington ISMS I 1 we nin fin fineout nind find dout out jd ia newspaper offices what the election season means the country journals come in dop ble bie leaded with a flavor of bad grammar blurred lathi and tobacco juice ulce ulbe about them looking k fowl tops top s the editorial column with it a disheveled tail tali and disjointed neck the thep election campaign is synonymous with dirty rollers and abd drunk ben fen ty typos il 6 1 1 and each return beaks bears bear 8 a mutual re relation 1 tion wit ditl 4 the palis apol nd truth it la equally equall y distant from both ex 11 uburth uburth that thu dihe when uthe the currency shail shall hwn have been ie restored stored to a spee spec specie 1 I value bahk bank banking iiii should be mad made f free ee so BO that the circulating 9 medium may be expanded or contracted according de demand wap map of pf af commerce and trade the above is the tho fourt plank af pf the republican platform of ohe oha ahlo cans luls luis it Is a litile vb but a few wards will lua iua make iko ike it sufficiently plain czir currency rency is here meat meant the measure of value through which we bro ire amm ame enabled t to trade and to get 0 at t what the able financiers mean we have onty ont to change the the reddin reading g sil ail slightly gaily as s fo follows we favor tho the substitution of gum kug ata sticks ril rif the the tho preset present un unyielding T measure so that chemay Ih 1 0 emay T be or dr coill contract edy 1 ace antl ing to the fhe demands of trade and como commerce do you see hee i POOR roop gita catal cutal 31 we vvo pity ulm him Conven Upa convention of th the el reau republican bli bil cau cam persuasion mert meet and disperse word of thanks for tle patriotic ill liu whish he has saved the tho country has b he e not held the helpless thins lhing up by th the tail tali as a granger would lothert lot lo 10 these hese hest many manx years yearb and yel yet leme lemm are aro thet the ungrateful I 1 reau republic alic i an of ite ito publicans public ans ignoring his ax existence if some somo zealous seeker after office mentions a third term it if is jeered at and hooted ho he must step down and out poor foor man he goeth on the campgrounds camp grounds of the godly and solicits the prayers of th the tho el righteous Our oun dreaded ciesar cresar doad dead and aud turnia turned turned to ilay ulay ay may way stop a hole to keep the wind awaul let leb the choir sing if we would preserve our bur state vante government and the libei libel liberties ties of our people we must cease to look to military tiry power to enforce the law j and punish cr crime erime imd says governor brown in his hia lato proclamation to the people of Tenn tennessee esiee eslee it is it a sentiment that deserves tobe to be written in lri tho the heart of every citizen who believes in a return to constitutional tut ional lonal government by the utter and final overthrow of this jost post bellum idea of military interference in civil affairs airs whatever disorders are now existing in the south may in parthe part be referred to the badt fact that military governments finst first invaded the civil rights of the people and established carpet carpec carpetbag bag bak rule and now we are seeing the he evils of the reconstruction policy polley of the succession of eccentric governments government au an ecclesiastical several french newspapers have bave recently published the following lord Dupan du pan loup ioup the bishop 0 of orleans lias appointed an ecclesiastical las committee committe 6 to commence immediately under his direction the preliminary proceedings necessary for the the tho canonization of joan of arc it is an historical fact well established thattie that the catholic clergy had a large share sham in the of joan of arc are by fire and now this same clergy intend to place her among their but this proceeding is not at all necessary to secure to her memory the re reverence v arence of all frenchmen for they never forget that through her agency ageng Y their country was once delivered from abritis a british h 1 invasion u vas foli it is and always las has bas been customary with the Catli olic priesthood to claim as pa members embers of their church ali all ali whose names have become famous on account of great deeds although at the commencement of their career that priesthood were their bitterest en enemies emles christopher Colum columbus bus bue the discoverer ofA ora of America meriea is a memorable illustration or of this fact the catholic priesthood left no stone unturned to oppose the pro projects ejects 0 of f thisie this immortal navigator first in the council of the king of galand then in the cabinet of madrid they branded thia his intended trip trip arbil srbui around fud fid t tho the he world ai ag absurd impious impi ous oua and ano sacrilegious but their living successors censors rii are now trying to claim all ali al the honor 0 of f his glorious discoveries atanay be observed here bere that the notions of columbus were founded orr the fact of the of the earth which it was supposed by the ignorant ecclesias ecclesiastes ts of that day ca came me in id contact dofita ct with many passages odthe of the bible but strange as it t in may ay al appear pear the bucce successors sors 0 of thoe thoo very priests arm amm now in making I 1 strenuous effort for fol the can canonization niza I 1 of the great navigator to this v md end an important work of two volumes each containing about a thousand pages was written and published publish edA fh few years ago by mr dwelly boselly de morgues this singular work has been bega highly endorse II and praised by numbers cumbers of very influential eccles eceles ecclesiastical lastica ultramontane authorities in europe The object of this exceedingly funny publication was to prove to the world word that christopher Christoph dr columbua columbia was as a capuchin monk and that chat his this venerable order or of friars be angs exclusively y the glory of hav ng discovered tile the new aw w arldt or dimco io do not laugh kind reader now upon what foundation stands this curion system o of f his 0 0 science c e aci nci e which w h id b lias a A s so 0 dir fir ili lil af R a lik likeness hile hiye is to the famed bistor CA cal cai omana of father ibriq adt it glaud gland dp sTi port the fact tact that columbus during a pandering tour in int spain Sk baan wann onti unknown ff traveler r A a veri veryl rooi pooi inan mau and th thau that ha he hew d divas bif as such a dain single gle gie nigh nightie tid tin in a convent consent ot dt calla caf at gaitha ma marita vid ild r de JR iti itt 1 ti ici I 1 lie lle fi fain pi province of df andalusia sla sia ake aoi A lie llo vas vaa entirely destitute of af rn menns means ahal ahai li he bd borrowed ar or received deceived according to the holy hely fathers legend a 0 capuchins capuchino garment or robe and ana according tor to their story that holy robe roba was the only article of clothing worn wor by columbus until his death and it was as a capuchin a bond bona bonal fide Capuchin I 1 that he accomplish sd all MN lff discoveries erecting posses of Catho iio ifo missions on veny very shore and here and there stu lendo u a miracles all of which are related and greatly amplified in mr do lorgues forgues Lor gues book upon the reliable fellable authority of the ca y i delicti fathers even co alfida lumpus u s idea of a western hemisphere was not his own lie he gained jt it by association with the chins and he was only their messenger their humble instrument ac by such ludicrous and impudent inventions is as these have patronage a and id immunities been sought and obtained ned hed at the papal court of boine roine ho ine the object of the book written by mr boselly de lorgues forgues was wa to develop ev elo eio pyam amplify pliay and embellish all this and as people say to prepare the way and from the time of its publication the question of his canonization has been before theP them the sacred consulta consulia Con cons ulta sulta 1 I that is before the committee of jesuits which is empowered to distribute edt beat to the saints in the heaven heaver of hea heavens sens jens the public therefore need not be surprised to toleah learn shortly that christopher columbus the onee once victim of the catholic priesthood who brala braia branded ded him as a heretic and would have haye gladly burned him at the take stake has been placed by this same priesthood armong among the saints of the comish calendar blessed is the biancho man who succeeds such is the morality of the story bl BJ blessed essed ed is the man who triumphs triumph even after elfter his death although he has been persecuted duning during his life ilfe it will be so with joan soan of arc are she will soon be canonized canori canci zed by the vatican judging by the pre para i tory proceedings of lord dupan loup after having been condemned condemn ec to death and most inhumanly burned by the cure offord of bord Lord alord cauchon chon ehon the bishop of beauvais an accomplice of the english after the latter had been expelled from france by her instrumentality the proclamation of the do domn dogma doma ma of the immaculate conception of the virgin mary and of papa papal 1 infallibility 1 and the canonization of columbus and of joan of arc are will constitute the chiet chief religious 0 acts aa in a political apolitical sense uhe tho loss of his temp temporal oral orai kingdom isadre is already idy ids the principal event of rius pius the ninths nintha pontificate loters A ill 1 lel I should like courtship and Df marriage arriage and the best of hus bands said a pretty girl tripping into a broadway bookstore 1 I think I 1 can fill that bill miss re replied ed vl the tho dapper have v 0 you ten thousand a year A w |