Show 4D Standard-Examin- Friday Oct 16 1981 er MARY WORTH— By Ken Allen Television IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME THINK I'D BTTER GET X---- Bob Hope: Presidents have sense of humor By VERNON SCOTT UPI Hollywood Reporter HOLLYWOOD (UPI) — The most exclusive and unlikely fraternity in the country — made up of living American Presidents past and present — is scheduled to hold its second meeting this weekend Last week President Reagan and Carter Ford and Nixon made 20th Cen- tury history by appearing together under one roof the first time four US Presidents had met in this century They are scheduled to gather again Oct 17 at a celebration and gala dinner in the nation’s capital for the 40th anniversary of the USO It’s not that Reagan Carter Ford and Nixon are thinking of forming a barbershop quartet and hitting the old circuit alare us who there those though among might think it would better serve the country Indeed there are those so bold as to intimate that it might be the most inharmonious quartet in the history of show biz not to say politics One such observer is Bob Hope who knows all four Presidents and who entertained them in their White House years Hope will be master of ceremonies at the USO Keith-Orpheu- m bash which will include the families of Presidents going back to Franklin Roosevelt the first honorary chairman of the USO The Presidential foursome will of course be the objects of slings and barbs from emcee Hope who has made a practice of jabbing away at exalted egos Hope in fact warmed up by sinking his lance X £ACKTO THE HOTEL? into Reagan Ford Vice President George Bush House Speaker Tip O’Neill France’s former President Valery Giscard d’Estaing Oct 22 and other dignitaries for his two-ho- ur TV special The comedian traveled to Grand Rapids Mich for the dedication ceremonies of the new Gerald Ford museum attended by dozens of political bigwigs “It was the biggest lineup of dignitaries I’ve ever played to and I’ve appeared before a lot of dignitaries’’ Hope said while tucking into a lamb chop lunch in a cheerfully sunny room of his San Fernando Valley home “This topped even a royal command performance in England where there were so many European members of royalty that I told them the audience looked like a chess match “Of course it’s easier to let the zingers fly at Americans than royalty Actually I think our politicians like having the air let out of their balloons once in a while The barbs make them more human “In the Ford Museum show I tell a joke and the cameras cut to Ford or Reagan or whoever to catch their reactions “For instance Ford laughed as much as anyone when I talked about his golf game: ‘They’ve named a highway here in Michigan for Jerry Ford It goes straight for 200 yards and then veers off into the woods’ and an ex“I describe him as an man a is now who hit for the congressman Professional Golfers Association’’ STEVE ROPER — By uteri! i Saunders & Overgard SVTHB TIMS THAT KIP 6£T5 UP THE NERVE T'PET HITCHED I'M fiPNNA I ae iikt r tiAW wastsp rwo HOUffS AT THAT PUMS —' yWEPPIN' REX MORGAN r MD— By Dal Curtis ex-presid- TV log 1:30 EVENING "Run Like A Thief" Kieron 2 John Davidson Show 6:00 2 National League Baseball Playoff 4 You Asked For It 5 Eyewitness News Moore and Keenan 2:30 By-ingt- Or "Billy The Kid Returns" Roy Rogers at Wynn 2 Late Night Theatre — 2 "Arkansas Judge" Roy Rogers and Spring 4:10 4:40 am 7 Understanding 1 1 20 Human Behavior Over Easy Little House On The Prairie BLOOM COUNTY — By Berke I 4 Family Feud 5 Tic NOW FRANKLY MISS HARLOlV f r MUST PROTEST COACH BLOOM INSISTS THAT 6:30 Breathed m IS mffiBINW BtfTI'fA REASONABLY YOU'RE Tac Dough -ur vn i r fi (MU mm in HEAP CONFIDENT TUAT IT'S ASSOCIATED WITH "CERTAIN 7 Studio See 1 1 I'M NOT sure mar "sudden vem" -r Weeknight men WELL mm r 5££M TO HAVE REACHED AN BINKLEY'S HEAP IMfS55e I 7:00 4 ALL NEW! 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