| Show trunk searching on the canadian Canadia tt frontier at the huspen suspension 8 on bridge the other day a canadian customs officer got hi hift eye oll oli on a 16 suspicious auspicious looking piece ot of baggage to a bystander he be said enose trunk is that thai mine sir what are the contents nothing wrong sir bir but I 1 want to know what is in that trunk and I 1 will there is nothing in it sir bir that is contraband and I 1 tell you the truth when I 1 say so BO well bir sir open that trunk at once or I 1 will put you off the train and place you under arrest 1 I dont think lulb luib it is hardly fair sir bir but I 1 suppose I 1 must muo comply with your demands I 1 will do this thia and no more mole I 1 will unlock the trunk and if you choose to open it you can do so at your own risk not much risk in that I 1 imagine says bays the officer and the trunk having been unlocked nu looked he raised the cover tu to he be confronted by the erected heads gleaming eyes and forked tongues of numerous serpents whose dazzling colors and complex convolutions struck him dumb with amazement shut it for goda sakel said he be gasping for breash breach and the agent and the snakes arrived in good order we were riding once with a hearty little country lass when her ber horse toot toul fright at a hog in a fence corner turned up so as aa to sun hig hid digestive department there is nothing in this wid wide e world that will frighten a horbe horse more an old maid speaking of marriage rays bays it is its like any other disease while theres life theres hope A beetroot beet root distillery has been in operation in england this year with such success that one man to Is going to plant acres with beets next season over 90 gallons of spirits were produced this year and found to contain qualities for the manufacture of british spirits superior to that produced from grain |
