Show BREVITIES f the rev george ryd Rid gera of dorbet darsa shire england is coming to america next month to choose a western site for the establishment of an english colony pro pepper is giving in london scientific expositions or simulations of all the various phenomena of spiritualism he gives the responsive tips tipa rap mappings pings and in short he does everything by science which passes for manifestation of spiritual agency A brakeman on the hudson river railroad visited his sweet sweetheart heart bearb I 1 she sho he minutes bad the smallpox small pox and five minutes after he was ushered into her presence the house was quarantined all ingress and e gress egress being positively forbidden and there he was london hondon court dressmakers have been notified by the lord chamberlain that in future ladies ladles in aqua bodices will not be admitted to the queens drawing rooms this Is ia a gentle gentie hint bint in favor of more refined and seemly dressing diening than has been customary A writer in temple ear jear says it is impossible for a mun man of business not to sympathize with an eminent physician who informed his future wife that he had no time for courtship but that if she would marry him and be ready on a certain day he would be happy t to 0 meet her at the church and make her his bride an AA amherst professor who exclaimed jn the midst of his hia sermon vake wake young man caused a score or moie more of students and members of the faculty to be roused from their slumbers he ha has been requested to be more specific in his remarks hereafter A gloucester man hath a wife worth possessing three years ago she asked him ta give her all the nive nie cent pieces he had in hla his pocket each day this he did thinking they would go of course for hair pins ribbons and suchlike jim jime racks cracks but what was his surprise a few days ago when his birthday came around to receive ns as a present a gold watch worth pure purchased based with the accumulation of these alps 11 the fourth of july orator has already commenced to rack hla his brain for a speech that will wili make the american eagle straighten out his bis pin feathers leathers and scream and small boys to touch off an e entire pack of firecrackers at once regardless of cost fill up your wind bags and make rome home howl how for the goddess of liberty is almost one hundred years old but hut friskier than ever in her hier dolly varden and other summer clothes A russian savant has discovered that all cholera starts from one of seven beven points situated in or near the tropic of cancer from there it is propagated by atmospheric streams all ali ot of which were inactive in active operation id 1866 these streams are called into being he says by means menns of spots on the sun we have always distrusted these sull sun spots about which the scientists have made so much noise and we are glad to see their inherent iniquity proved first stranger I 1 declare bir sir that women are getting more outrageously de everyday just look over there at that prodigious old porpoise with the eyeglass eye glass second stranger hum haj yes I 1 cant help thinking sheb a more festive looking object than that funereal old frump with the fan bir fir first stranger the funeral old crumps frumps Frum ps my wife sirl sir second stranger the prodigious old porpoise is mine lets go and have some tea emma my love said a much enamored newly married husband you vou you yon have such pretty feet that I 1 wonder you do not wear short dresses 1 I declare george she replied youre a greater noodle than I 1 thought you were dont you bee beo that if I 1 wear long dresses dr esses eases I 1 can have an excuse to lift my skirts much higher than I 1 dare wear them if made short exit wife for a walk husband sits down to reflect upon the subtleties of feminine strategy dysentery As this disease prevails at this season we copy the following remedy A spoonful or two of pure raw wheat flour thinned with water so it ehn ean be easily drunk three or four doses taken at intervals of ten or twelve hours will cure any case not absolutely sol chronic and from what I 1 have witnessed I 1 feel sure it is one of the best remedies in the world for chronic diseases rio 10 make the dobe dose palatable for children it can be sweetened and flavored with some dros not acid washington ashington TV star |