| Show ulet lit bit hit h it causen causes hara hard times we are fast becoming a nation of ec ech emers to live without work our boys are not learning trade trades our farmers sous are crowding into cities look lug ing ug for clerkships clerkship elerk clerk ships and post others offices gardly hardly oue one american girl iu in each hu liu dred will do housework for wages however urgent her needs 8 we are at nd ing to europe for workmen and buying of her artisans millions worth of pru pro duo a 8 that we ought to make ourselves though ou crop or of rascals is neav heavy we do not grow our own hemp though we are overrun with lads who deserve flogging w import our willows our women unless deceived shine in european fabrics fabres fab res our men dress in fui eign clothes clothed the toys which amuse our younger children have generally reached us from over the sea we are like the farmer who hires hibrea his neighbors sons to cut his wood feed ned bis his stock run errands etc while his own boys lounge ge at the grogshop grog shop playing billiard billiards sr 9 and then wonders why in spite of his hia best efforts he sinks sinka annually deeper and deeper into debt till the sheriff cleans him out and he starts west to begin a again aln ain in life wo we must turn over a new leaf our boys and girls must be taught to love labor by qualifying themselves to do it efficiently we must turn out fewer and more skilled ar bisans as well as aa food growers we must grow aud and fabricate two hundred millions worth per annum that we now dow import and so reduce the foreign debt that we haveko successfully su augmented year by year we ennst qualify our clever boys boya to erect and nud run facto factories riep rles rolling mill 1 canneries tanneries tann eries machine shop etc to open and work mines mined improve and fashion impe implements ments and doublet doubly the present product of their fathers fut fat hers herd farm so shall we baem item tile tiie tide of df debt that ets sets steadily against our shores und and cease to he be visited and annoyed by hard bard tim timea titre ea 3 ex A new yo york rk lawyer who procured the acquittal of a man who was under arrest for assault aud battery wab was waited upon the next day and gratefully thanked for his services servi ees ces what can I 1 do for you asked the client nothing replied the lanyi r dont you want an office I 1 can contro an any y number of votes 11 1 I have no political aspirations replied the lawyer but aint there some mau gnau you want to have licked ilek lick d 2 rejoined the client the poor lawyer ilas ilag not yet recovered rr from oni this overpowering exhibition of gratitude LAURA KEENE and emma webb are reported lo 10 hap have started Hi a newspaper consisting of seventeen pages the sau san francisco chronicle commenting upon the idea pertinently remarks marks re every newspaper person and printer cuu cun derm dera deratany taud tand how a form of sixteen pages can be made up but we confess to being buzzed about the seventeenth perhaps mere is something about the make up of the form forto or of a comans womans newspaper as there is about the make up of tho the form of the woman herself that we man do not understand |