| Show october 11 T THE HE D p E SER E T mew NEW S 14 r noctor doctor octor john did mrs green get t the medicine I 1 ordered druggists druggist a clerk 1 I guess so for I 1 saw crape on the door this morning A michigan editor has just givan given up the tue sanctum for the pulpit ho he thinks it lt is a easier to fight the one devil a at w which h a minister levels his arrows than the thousands which an edit editor editon or is hi obliged to contend with A sleepy deacon who sometimes engaged in popular games hearing the minister use the words shuffle ont off this mortal coil started up abruptly rubbed his eyes and ex exclaimed ci aimed almed hoid hold on there its my deal TWO irate cooks of new orleans threw eggs at a policeman who endeavored to separate them until he strongly resembled an omelet and appeared disgusted in the egg egge tream stream better look out for your boss feet above here mister said sidd a ragged boy to a reading beading traveler why said the gentleman nervously pulling up lip cos theres a fork in the road there was the candid reply no process is so fatal aa as that thai which would cast all men into one mould raould every human being is intended to have a character of his own to be what no other is to do what no other can do our common nature is to be unfolded in unbounded diversities it 13 rich enough for hi infinite finite manifestations it is IB to wear innumerable forms of beauty and glory recently a south bristol vermont maii man beat his wife unmercifully und and a delegation of ladies waited upon him gave him some wholesome advice and promised him further attentions ions inns if he ever repeated the of fence his answer wo was 1 i I have read tead ancient and modern history and rode on a peddlers cart thirteen years and I 1 think I 1 know aonia something of human nature and when my wife ought to be whipped hasty words as the poor island shepherd bitterly proved like random arrows bows often halt fait a mark they never shod shot t at but even solemn slow ones when figot shot at a venture Bome sometimes times find the joints of the harness har nesA at mull muli a messenger having requested a london clergyman to announce if dr was among his audience he was urgently wanted 11 the clergyman added from sympathy and may god have mercy on the poor patient tl the doctor in a rage demanded and received an humble apology in all well regulated households the father of the family exercises a watchful carsover care cane over his hla hll hii children hil dren dreu he notes their various phase phases of temperament and dispositions their hopes and fears their anxieties and disappointments their physical development and moral progress and ho becomes in a measure in society for their good conduct with the help of the mother any youthful mind may be into gentleness and obedience lF filial d duty uty then becomes a pleasurable habit that 19 is iq 19 observed during life A heart that can ban feel for another an othan othar IV glye and bequeath to mary my wite wife the bum sum ol 01 0 one hundred pounds a year baid said an old farmer Is that written down dawni mes med ster tyes yes 11 replied the lawyer but she is not a so old she may marry again wont you make any uny chanke change in that case cae most moat people do ay do they said the farmei farmer well write grite agail agalli i and say and if my wife marries again I 1 will give and bequeath to her the tho sum of two hundred pounds ponds a year az Tuat ll do wont it me meas astei astel tei tex why ita its just doubling the sum she would have if she remained unmarried bald said the lawyer it is generally the other way the legg legacy af la Is lessened ess ened eDed if the widow marries ng again I 1 U 11 ay 11 bald said the farmer but him aa gets herll desarae it let parents talk much and daili talk wel wei at home A father who is habitually silent in his own house may be inmany respects a wise man but he is miot not wise in his silence we wb W b sometimes see parents who are the life of every company they are in but silent blien and tand uninteresting home among their children if theyan have not mental activity and mental stores a tb re s sufficient buffi clent for both let lot them fires first provide r wylde for their own household it ia is E betten better to instruct children and make them thema appy av iid lid m e th tham than ail all I 1 it b is to charm st strangers rankers or amuse friend A silent home is iss a dull dall place for young people a it place pace from which they will escape escapa if thep they caa ban can they will talk or think of b beings wl there and the youth yuth who t does do esh ebb not V love his home id in a dangen danger i h i i s tio i to i i |
