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Show -- r r-- y Grin and Bear It In Blood Oh eh, Gals, Dress Up in the Interest of Liberty So Green Eyes said to This Is a typical story of a man in his forties who was cured of high blood pressure. Cme of this condition is unusual unless a correctable jause can be found and rein o v e tf. The patient was an ordinary working man, under no particular stress, and felt fine until Dr. Van Dellen he developed shortness .of breath, fatigue, and chest pain. Examination djsclosed . . And Alexander the Great ruled a mighty empire at nine hypertension. can do if he teen! a fine example qf what a teen-age- r IHe developed aching in the doesnt waste time twisting or sniffing glue! bjkck of the head that tended toVpyand gorHe was given m edition for a short time and tire pressure dropped from 220 to 204. But this decrease was not enough and the L Bennett Cerf patient went to the hospital When a man says that he agrees to a thing in principle, he jor a more though study. usually means that he has not the slightest intention of carrying Nothing Hereditary it out in practice. Bismarck. There was nothing in his family history to suggest a herDEFINITIONS: editary tendency. He had been ANATOMY: Something everybodys got but it looks a heavy' drinker and smoker better on .a girl. but stopped all alcohol six BEAUTY CONTEST: A lass roundup. years before the illness, and GIRDLE: Something that prevents an unfortunate situareduced smoking from three tion from spreading. packs a day to one. His weight MOTHER-IN-LAA referee with an interest in one of was normal and his blood and the fighters. urine test results were within From the random thoughts of Leopold Fechtnerr normal limits. 1. If your wife insists she wants to drive your car, don't Three changes were found stand in her way. that went along with an elev2. You cannot fall out of bed if you sleep on'the floor. ated blood pressure. The art3. I love to dance with strangers and there is nobody who eries in the eyes were nardances stranger than my wife. rowed, showing evidence of spasm. Changes in the electrocardiogram were compatible James Reston with enlargement and strain of the left ventricle. Kidney Abnormality ... reading? And I said: I dont have to tell you. Just because we are married, that doesn't mean I have to tell you everything, you know. And she said: have that happen in the end. The big one, of course, was s-- v Barry Gold-wate- r. We have been hearing for 20 years about the great conservative revolt that was going to sweep the wicked planners out of office. It occupied most of the year and most of the headlines apd ended in the largest popular defeat in the history of American politics. Lash Didnt Lash I can tell ready by that Mr. Weich stupid, intent look on your face. All I need to know is her mne. And I said: " much-discuss- ... Worry At a higher level, the ex- super-highwa- teresting.'' cient. Meanwhile, i the Russians were having troubles of their, own. Dissatisfied with Communist production methods,' the government came out for more capitalist incentives for the workers, introduced an ancient mildly alcoholic Russian drink called Kvass to com- i pete internationally with coca-colwhich of course, they iiK a, vented. -- i There were of course, some major events, the Congress passed revolutionary civil rights and tax bills. In the Heavens Elsewhere, the Chinese exr devploded their ice and the California Institute of Technology discovered a new and immensely powerful source of radio energy in the heavens. But a surprising niimber of the events of the year were Things that might have happened,1 things thaf happened but shouldnt have; things that almost happened first-nuclea- -- but didnt At the end of it all, the world was very largely in the hands of a humorless little band of determined men: Mr. Johnson in the United States, Wilson in Britain, De Gaulle In in France, Mao China, Shastri in India, and Brezhnev (or is it Kosygin?) Tse-tun- in must sit up straight and com- By George Clark The Neighbors g Shes a NORTH A 1082 V A K 10 3 A97 A 642 Russia. The new year may be better, but it probably iont be very funny. Parties and Games. Name Street (Please print) City State. (Mail to Washington, D.C.). V 05 A Q 10 6 42 AJ875 ' SOUTH A A95 764 K83 AAKQ9 The bidding: West South 1 NT Pass Pass North 3 NT East Pass Pass The bidding: lead: Opening , spades. v 'South obtained a complete inventory o f his opponents d i s t nbutions which enabled him to convert a n apparent guess into a sure thing. The three no trump contract was reached on routine bidding. With an Mr. Goren evenly balanced- - hand North saw no advantage in employing the conventional two club bid to ask for majors. Ducking to Learn West opeped the king of spades and was permitted to hold the trick. He continued with the queen and declarer ducked once more in order to learn how the suit was distributed. West cleared the spades on the next roupd as East discarded a diamond and South went in with the ace. East Oat of Spades Declarer had eight top tricks one spade, two hearts, GAS and ELECTRIC WATER HEATERS and price ranges brand-negas s or electric water heaters. Shop Ketch um'S where greater selections mean greater savings. , ... A76 J5 A 103 635 F St., N. W. Washington 4, D.C. I enclose 35 cents in coin (35c) for a copy of the book- Doyir EAST WEST AKQJ43 VJ982 two diamonds and three clubs with the possibility- - of obtaining a ninth in either hearts or clubs. He decided to test the heart suit first by leading a small card from his hand and playing the ten from dummy. He had no objection to letting East in for the latter was out of 0k has been estimated that 1,200 diedmf wounds or were killed, 6,354 died of illness and accident, and 5,000 deserted. Technically, those who remained in this country were deserters. ' . A. Yes. From 1797 to 1848 there was a consul of the United States at Rome; from 1848 to 1867 a diplomatic representative with rank of minister specifically instructed to deal with the Pope as civil ruler; from 1939 to 1950, Mr. Myron C. Taylor was personal representative of President F. D. Roosevelt and of President Truman. He had the privileges of an ambassador but not the title. Officially, he was ambassador without portfolio. And I said: She has a ter- rific problem, you know. She is trying desperately to adjust to the new image her public . has forced on her. She has I become the romance symbol of this generation. It is dis- -, tasteful to her, but she is graciously surrendering to her ' publics demands. And she said She is so Talent, He Said I said: She has so much talent she can scarcely stand it. And she said: She does a' remarkable job concealing it' It must be uphiU all the way. I remember her in The Carpetbaggers. She was sensational concealing her talent there. And I said: Oh, you never like ANY picture where girls are running around in their rompers." Now Lets Talk And she said: Now, lets' talk about something else. And. I said: AU right, how about the fact that Carroll' Baker is going to play the role of Jean Harlow in a new film? She says this is going to make the greatest demand of all upon her dramatic resources A She says that when .she reads the torrid scenes in the scripts, she haj to Jteep reminding herself that she is basically still, way down deep, the nice girl next door. And Green Eyes 'uttered a short, unlady-lik- e epithet" which I certainly am not going to repeat here, and I was shocked, and I think it just goes to show that women cannot be as truly objective as fellas can. And Q. Please give information regarding the derivation of the word oxford in reference to a low cut shoe. H.J. , spades. Exit in Clubs East topped the ten of hearts with the queen and exited with a small club. South played the ace and cashed the two high hearts; however, that suit did not split as East discarded a diamond on the third round. A club was led' to tjje king and the ten appeared from Wests hand. A. Oxford was a major town in Britain even during the Middle Ages. By the early 12th Century, it was a center of learning and the university was attended by many famous scholars. About 1715, radicals at Oxford University began wearing low, black calf shoes laced only over the instep. s. They also began wearing These changes in dress bob-wig- caused a minor scandal throughout Britain, and soon jokesters.were calling the new footwear Oxford shoes. The low cut proved comfortabre, however, and soon many people adopted the mode. Today oxford denotes any footgear resembling that originally worn orf the famous compus. Q. How many of the Hessians who came to this country remained here after the Revolutionary War? F.C. A. There were 29,867 Hessians in. all who came to the Here is good news from LD for men and women who want a good job, but haven't the time or money to attend 4 years of college. This is what you get JOB PLACEMENT At the LDS Business College our job placement office currently has 3 to 5 job offers per graduate. SHORT COURSES In 18 months or less you can graduate with an Associate Degree in Business Administration. Other, courses completed in 3 to 12 months. ELIMINATE FRILLS This presented declarer with of plays in the club suit and, in order to obtain more information concerning his opponents distribution, he cashed the king and ace of diamonds. When West fallowed to both diamonds, his entire holding became an open book. He was already known to have five spades and four hearts. The remainder of his hand consists of two diamonds and, therefore, only two clubs. Covered With Nine A club was led from the and, 'when East dummy played the eight, declarer confidently covered with the nine and West showed out. South then cashed the queen of clubs for his ninth trick. If West had turned up with a singleton diamond, he would have become marked with threg chibs and declarer should then play for the drop in that suit. Portrait By John C. Metcalfe APRONS ... . .. LEARN FAST You will learn faster and easier because of LD's special equipment and modern teaching methods. 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The year saw a growing campaign against two of 'the more ominous modern bureaucracy: the zip cqde and dialing. It was, on the whole, a losing battle. But one clothing store gave up punch-car- d accounting: too ineffi- perts at the State Department wereJ greatly concerned about the terrjble things that might happen lif Nikita Khrushchev ever retired and particularly if he was fired. Then they stopped worrying and it happened. But by the end of the year nothing much had happened and most people couldn't even remember the names of the men who took his place. Viet Nam? of course, was a constant worry. One more coup d'etat and it would all be over. If we didnt expand the war to the north, said one group of experts, or negotiate a peace, said another group of experts, all would be lost. But we didnt go north and we didnt get out; all we did was to expand the war to Saigon and even this lias not caproduced the inevitable tastrophe. Somehow the world of sports seemed to be operating on a different wavelength. rDiere it was the year of the ipgJerdogT The Soviet Union was supposed to take most first place medals in the Olympics but the United States beat them to it d d 8 two-piec- And she said: Oh, shes a wit, too ! How dreadfully clever! Tell me more clever re- Screen Study The technician Watched the screen while threading a flexible tube into the renal vessels. Radiopaque materia) was injected, and narrowing of a large branch of the right renal artery was noted. Surgery was suggested and the obstruction was with a Teflon graft. The blood to 130, pressure dropped where it has remained. plot-sid- rumored that President Johnson was hell-befor a showdown with President de Gaulle of France oyer the Alliance. Reams of copy were written about the impending breakup of the coalition, but in the end Mr. Johnson said Merry Christmas and postponed the crisis until next year. .,. is open all the way down to the waistband of the skirt. She gave out a very significant interview while sitting on a baggage truck. She said she has to be very careful how she sits down in her new suit. She y less dogs, sexless dogs, and toothless dogs,, produced a barkless dog. Also, of course, the Beatles! Nothing was too good for the affluent American housekeeper. The lady of the house could have stainless carpets for her kitchen floor, the old man could have draft beer at home, and if this didnt satisfy him, of course, he could put a tiger in his tank, and sleep in a new super bed as big as a basketball court. , Even the ancient habit of dying was made more comfortable. Mount Ararat Cemetery on Long Island advertised that its wide, three-laneroads e provide parking, sort- - of a memory land. king-size- Then He said And I said: In this picture she has just come back from Europe and she is wearing this there is an interesting story and picture here about Carroll, Baker? And she said: Oh, I doubt - $ it. And I said: What do you mean, you doubt it? What do you doubt?' And she said: That.it is inWell, y 4 Along the way, the racial violence, before the election didnt come off, and the highly advertised white backlash vote didnt lash. This suggests the happy , thought that if the human race talks enough about disaster ahead of time it may not .come off. A month ago it was widely And Then of the kidneys shorter skirts and stretch pants. A store in New York announced that it would not sell earrings for men. The British, not satisfied with tail- things didnt head? al- vealed a smaller organ on the right than on the left. The latter suggested that something might be amiss with the right kidney, and, if so, this abnormality might be responsible for high blood pressure. The function of and circulation to each of these organs was studied. Again the right kidney was Implicated. Then a relatively new technique was utilized to determine the exact location of the blockage in the kidney artery. moving pictures were taken of the area and projected on television. won the National Open, and the Cleveland Browns toppled all the favorites in the National Football League. A crazy year indeed. The American woman took up - . And I said; Well, it interests me something terrific because I do believe that Carroll Baker is one of the great women of our time. And she said: I will not spend an evening talking about Carroll Baker. And I will not talk to you at all when your eyes are bugged out Am I going to have to warm up a silver spoon again and push them gently back into your 1 Twas Year of Worrier, But Wliat DID Happen? New York Times Service WASHINGTON This was a great year for preventive worrying. Seldom in recent history so many peo-- p 1 e worried about so many me: Why are your eyes bugging out so funny? What are you Just Try and Stop Me -- JJ SO, 1964 - Tension Ills .By December i Cures Rare e The Salt Lake Tribune, Wednesll&y Douglass Welch on Objectivity Dr. Van Dellen By Liclity |