Show A ny cirmon to Yo lew leg BY ir DK DIO LEWIS t now ladies I 1 will preach to you just a little sermon about an inch long I 1 dont often preach but in this case cabe nothing but a sermon will do firstly youage you are perfect idiots togo to go on in this way your bodies are me toe most moat beautiful of gods creations creat foos ioos in the continental galleries I 1 always saw groups of people gathered about the pictures of women it was not passion the gazers were just as likely to be wc men mea as men it was because of the wondrous beauty of a womans comans wom stalls body now stand with me at my office window cowand and see a lady pass there goes goeb one now abow that a pretty looking object A big hump three big lumps a wilderness of crimps and frills a hauling up of the dress here and there an enormous hideous mass of hair or bark piled on the top of her head surmounted with a little flat fiat ornamented with bits of lace birds tails etc the shop windows dowswell dows stell steil tell teil us all ali day long iong of the whalebones whale bones and steel springs which occupy most moat of the space within that outside rig in the name of the simple sweet sentiments which cluster about a home 1 I would how is a man to fall in love with sueha sucha piece of compound double and twisted touch me not artificiality as you see in that wriggling curiosity secondly with that wasp waist squeezing your lungs lunga stomach liver and vital organs into luto ono half their natural size and with that long tall tail dragging on the ground how can any man of sense who knows that life is made up of use of service bervice of work how cache can he take sucha such a partner he must be desper desperate bite tite indeed to unite himself for life with such a fettered half breath ing ornament I 1 thirdly your bad dress and lack of exercise lead to bad health and men wisely fear that instead of a helpmate they would get an invalid to take care of this bad health in you just as in men makes the mind as well as the body fuddled faddler and effeminate you have no power no magnetism I 1 know you giggle freely and use big adjectives such as splendid awful but then this deceive us we see through it all you are superficial affected silly you have none of that womanly strength and warmth which are so as suring and attractive to man why you have become so childish and weak minded that you refuse to wear decent names even and insist on baby names instead of ellen margaret elizabeth you affect nellie maggie and lizzie lizzle when your brothers were babies yo you called them bobby dicky and johnny but when they grow up to manhood no more of that silly trash if you please I 1 know a woman of twenty five years and she is as big as both my grandmothers put together and her re real a I 1 name is eatherine catherine and though her brain is big enough to conduct affairs of state she does nothing but giggle cover up her faeh face with her fan and exclaim once in four minutes dont now you are real mean how can a man propose a life partnership to such a silly goose my dear girls you must if you would get husbands and decent ones dress in plain neat becoming garments and talk like sensible earnest sisters you say the most sensible men are crazy after those butterflies of fashion I 1 beg your pardon it is not so occasionally sio nally a man of brilliant success may marry a silly weak woman but to say as s I 1 have heard women say a hundred times that the most sensible men choose women without sense is simply absurd nineteen times in twenty |