| Show A husband turning crusty A few days since bince 7 a ba b 0 oatman atman A who plies piles hla bla his bia vocation location on the bench bencil rear regency square having imbibed somewhat too freely ono ongoing ilone heme became so offended and langanke ro rous us at ary aly observation that was made by his hib sober and therefore his better letter half that le he smashed all the on his meal ineal table and the house bouse vowing that he would never return again for a day or N two tro 0 he be kept bis his horrid resolve and bis his house for a treat in consequence waa the abode of peace nav so satisfied was his hig wife at his bis absence that learning his unoccupied time was spent at a beer shop at the bottom ot of mews she the he the second day of his bis absence made a pie and sent to him to him it seemed a species of peace offering and the sight might of it restoring to his mind many previous pro fa of his affection for him a tear I 1 stoie stole involuntarily from his eye hii weather eye but he had an hunger which the tempting pie seemed d to allay so having obtained a knife and fok kand and asked some of his mates present to partake of his dinner finner with hi him in I 1 he be commenced the process 33 of carving when lo 10 he found the contents to cansis of the broken crockery which had bad been his legacy to his bis wife and family previous to his departure the pie is still at the beer shop but the stupid fellow has returned home it is to be hoped ja a better and a wiser man A person who was present at the opening of 0 the willow pattern sarcophagus related an instance somewhat similar that had come to his notice it wag was of a man who on going goin home and finding his bis dinner was wag not ready gave his bis wife a beating beatin a groces thic she bore with fortitude W it seemed to him OR on going home to dine the fhe next day dar that the operation which he had performed par formed had bad had lad a in st at beneficial effect as his pudding was already on the table gmo imo smoking hot ho 11 to his bis dismay however upon opening it he found its contents only a rope he inquired to know the meaning of it phi wife in informed formed him that she had bad more thought for him than he had for her inasmuch as the previous day he had haa given her the rope raw whereas she had gone to the trouble of cookin cooking sr it for him ever after dinners in that line were never required at that huse hube |
