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W THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE SUNDAY MORNING FEBRUARY 7K aBSMRSQjQ Will Rogers ‘S jr "SMR V II ir 0 jr O McIntyre Colonel Lindbergh I th only American Idol whore halo has not tarnished within flv years Walter LSppmann writes a grand newspaper column Raymond L Ditmare with his na turallsm studies offer th beat short in the movies todav Paul Whiteman still top man as an orchestra leader Two years from now will bring an entirely different attitude toward President Hoover Th best all around musical in 20 years wa 'Sally" George M Cohan occupies the high eat niche among the No modern hotel has the aristocratic air of tha old Waldorf The finest bit of this season was in the first ect of "The Firebird" and wag done by Gilbert Miller The finest dessert ever la a honeyed bread and cream an American specialty Meet tha Ladle" the beat comedy of the eson Don Herold regarded chiefly a an artist la on of th finest Amerlien 1 WUl Reger on befor Her me now that Just com In th mall It t beautiful illustrated booklet of Indie Island erule in th end It on on of th moat wonderful boat (float the Belengland built especially for tropical comfort Now that got my attention for I never I crowed waa on pleasure cruise and uncrossed about all the ocean we got but its lway been because I wanted to get somewhere It never wg Jut rUy for relaxation end 1 Wt s stage-directin- g pleasure But welt minute my good friend A! Jolson asyi -- you alnt keerd nothing yet" Thl Is cruise not only for people who cen afford It but It profit U for greet eaua Well that got my Inter-f- t UU more I bed never beard of anyone thinking up the mervtlou boat end putting on td of biring crult end giving th profit to 1 humorists Ford Frick ha th most eppeeling radio voice ectrexse ere The belt dramatic Katherine Cornell end Judith Anderson thingis— Of e e Billy B Van ex mtoitrel forward a copy of "The Old Farmer' Abnaneo for IMS" end It transported me back to th watering trough end alio It wee a treat to read page after page of astronomical calculations home hint for farmer’ wive and garden suggestions I especially liked th peg titled "Poetry Anecdotes and Pleasantries’ It waa Interesting too to see bow this old time farmar'e friend laid especial etrese on warnings to beware of dock ealesmen and literature from investment houses City folk too should read such warning e e Short ahavlng Vincent Lope i a boy to Chicago social F P A with a naif milcircle lion profits in th market wa makto retire when the ing preparation crash came Mra Ashton Stevens wife of Chicago's best known critic recently appeared to a New York mystery play receiving high acclaim Burton Rancoe ha resigned a book Th Georg Gercritic Job again shwin play featuring Jack Pearl wa a dismal flop Among carnival folk The Billboard la “Billyboy" The most popular dancer In Spain was born In Erie Pa Nineteen theatrical producer have gone into bankruptcy during th pastiix months i Ive American cltle are headed for receivership within the year 'Who Who on the Ohio River" by Ethel C is an absorbing anthology of on of America's most InTh nw King teresting river David hotel In Jerusalem la entirely modem Federal Land Bank bonds are a headache liecain of Investment house trickery In exploiting them a ruarantrrd by tha government sic'b wrote year ago 'Simpllcl'y of all thing la the hardest to b falr-halre- teh EXPLANATION OF LAST SUNDAY’S CARTOON Brady t Portrait Mad Lincoln President— In October 159 Lincoln was invited to (UUvir a lecture in New York At that time very jew pwph east of the Allt ghanies had ti nr seen or heard of him The impression that pn ceded him to New York was that of a rvnyh don-som- e shnud f our n irjto Sue Copn k ft ajiuln Dr '1 Ini j phrasing and close reasoning In the words of Lincoln himself it sufficed to "advance him at oaco to a position second onh to Senard as a possible nominee of the conn ntion'’ to be held three mouths thenrt It was Matthew i 11 Kuliiiu words) “ disputed the opposition based on the rumours of my long ungainly figure large feet York rmitft Ilinix Mail Gil I MM 1 IN I O ( AMIN f I l 1 in Tnl I 1 f and II e imal Hie a new (1 11 to n gltliriL'uivr ii Mr and lV (1 rnnle hi P) i (1 jrifI a iyacul run ng bg uin irat (nn Arch C ol hJimi nt Imm blM lovrti mny hip pottn rourL fire (raikrd corn and small gum tu tie altered along rural mail rnutr- hi y the enrrtor 'Mr and Mia Bird I'h rut lr r Mstarit I‘t‘ tm y 1 p at Dir lo kite was P'toffi a e rntlv and Sam Du p xuial csriur eUrltd in ia (la A t A r ad y’s photographies portrait of the speaker which (again in Lincoln’s — —— In- I powtr and dignity fins on February J7i ltiO and delivered his speech two days later This lecture known as tl t fron-ti- the Cooper Union speech was a revelation by the mastery of its diction its rsman " half hone and half alligator’' with a talent for a certain kind of popular stump speak -iny Lincoln arrivid in d e th employ In hi "Foot Loo to Indie" Gordon Sinclair lellt of a famous death defier who baffled the scientist by drinking brews of poisonous acids swallowing glass and tacks leaping from high place to lend on his head and inviting death by bullet It is harrowing tela of mortal mind's away over the physical body but footnote spoil it It reads “Since this was written be died by poison" I h id Juat red a book whlih you' ill should read ealled 'Nurses on Horseback’' by firne-- l Poole Its' lid it n newspaper I a'nre it 11 arbiter hi changed most There's no onger tha lovable sottish ecemp— the tramp printer He worked awhile went on a toot end rod rods to th next town Today he's eobtr live in hi chateau on Staten Island and twirl a can rel brindled rifle and shoot the hat off a revenue man almoat as far aw a a he should be shot at But no thought ha ever ben given to young of the specie Where was ny doctors’ A nurse wa aa fore gn to em aa French payment Well then this party conceived the idea of these nurses to go away Into the mountains and relieve the suffer LTI and drath rale of these pioneer not women Tlieir pioneer life crossing the mouniams to California one in li'eUme its crossing to some where every day of their lives Their home U as prlml'ive from birth to death as any covered wagon ever In vented There U not bundled of thim roTrvnions accompanying They aie born alone live slope die i noted among But never aav ‘Adieu! " J750 He 1 what they refer to as a Johnny Newcomer Well we nave all read of those old bov that could take an old long bar- 1 Anhalt alt descriptions of a bore th old on shlch runs "He eaya a thousand pleasant afer of Mary Breekeni idae a member of! one of the old fumile of not onlv a Marv the1 state but our Country name alone means something dont It’ Alwava he'plng someone M mo'hei w is named M irv my only daughter! U named Mary and I hope she good for in mean Well thv have these nurses that gn In a’l hours of tl day ne night to lorely mount n rabtn an1 assist our that grra'irt of a run ng into the world Now they ir H hist- - 19da bus h g tin cru m with a m nlmurn rat of 177 npiee My g wtnrvs vou cant abiv horns In a good hotel fur that price or evrn Slay hon t Ard a trip through tie West Indies' J have Town over them bv pi me nd II y looked o pret's L' at If I had hid a pninhute I would ft w out and spent lav Jurr-wa air one Dm g t opts or d It 1 Cru Hat depioson has heted (or tht are in re ior itde Du-- aie a nmnrv to be on th liter 1 wou'il Ilk mute for they will he a eo lr will hum h firgoiial t e ad led si' fail on Dal they ari u I In Die siv lug j( to pit ups a jo Haiti Bii'llir I m of a too ng ' am h coin Ho w is but n n i t J Tlev sail Iihrunrt it round t i s r u w ill see I pun h ( ir 19 ('ss s 7 Hnl-- h th rol ne Duteh fieio-- J Lawrence other thing for hi grand Gilbert end Sullivan revivals likes best of om worthy charity bad you? Well anyhow I hadent Th whole scheme a of th thing (truck m being unique end extraordinary Well whet wu the charity that would risk uch a oollceal undertaking for H take money to charter real boat and when you charter a Coating eaUe athletic Cold ewlnv rnbig pool church and night club why brother you have done yourself aome chartering Well It the frontier Nuning Service Never heard of it? Well I em practically world But 1 cen famoug for my tgneranc tatnly do know eomethlng about the frontier Nursing Service 1 we nuried on the frontier but It wa before they had any eervice W wa Juat born nd raised Ad Lib our poor mother pulled through awy out there Just through good fortune Rut eomebody milling th herd ghlne of what pioneer women bad to undergo la child birth without bene lit of anything that even looked like whit apron why this party con eelved the Idea of organising a nu rein g trvie that would touch th pioneer woman You will rte right up In meeting and say yea but It fifty year too late for tftla ther I no pioneer women to nurse Yeah Well you follow those nursea on dark night with them sitting not on the seat of a ford or at the wheel of a Chevrolet But all that nurse has got Under her la e mule and there amt a stretch of pavement Kenhe ween her and Lexington tucky for this is In the mountains of Kentucky that I am alluding to AJ! our live we have read of the feud and the moonshiners back In Its the last stand those mountains of primitive and hundred per cent Americanism (leaving out us JnJuns which of course they always do Left em out so long till they are perpetuBut tns ar th renl ally out) to stock of the early emlgation A foreigner to them Is a America man that come Into their country a !t 1 ture J 3 4 Noel Coward' opening was brilliant as an electric light brilliant— show-off- s bringing out all the town em sometime worth while litera- m i writer rates Then dds for all th things under heaven and earth But among 4 1 Isabel Paterson' "Never Ask th End" offers delightful evening of light reading can pack a muck Hurst Fannie drama In a paragraph a any modern stock eelllng t cut f L s a MXNTYRE On the saccharine aide 1 it r b 0 By scheme 1 - - And Now for Some Bouquets Scattered Here and There— Info r m a t i on About Many Along Broadways of Nation 1 t 1 M- 1933 10 By WILL ROGEBS Juft wbat I read in the paper Gat all kinds of liter tuie about everything under tb sun If there Is a man In this Country t had a that pamphlet printed giving hLs views on how to solve the depression Its beno cause there to more paper print em on Every AH I kpow r 5 lTT'"Kt Take an Ocean Cruise It Can Be for Charity and It’s One Way to Help Solve the Depression Perhaps rt ’ WsEf 1 in-lvr- d of tH hands and long gaunt head making me into a man of human aspect and dignified bearing” The picture which -- 3-- rla steal I fr j pilrrl by tb Miuhincry Im rt vh'ivk Him ird c is 1 -- of a a hole of the frac- one-thir- d another Adding the fraction we s obtain or a third to foui-fouith- hole u (Copyrtf 133 hfc H le it is I jr d jf r ti fe nm n mn Mm Arr Worse Denial I’utimtg limn Women Klrg Fmt In© ti n tor r a nH 16 mn Minto-- o ti vi ty ff ) n a ta rf t nitiha p! i 9 ti ii vi h t 1"2 nl til ' much vDj9 t V ay fn si thf i£ e Hi i i i it J Tu' 11 Hi if ili't i t ji 14 " '! f t ii i bn t 1 i tit 91 w i r t it t h r it f 1 it ( to 14)0 i I r f ft line Itrrf n HI if n i ii p bu 1 j k nriWR Ur tie tu t I ( I jr iV M nil who i it c " 1 i)iiy rr 3 n u i j i if i - n U g I? Ut f !T) l J‘ hit i him i dn on f)r t) and m my i UhiUi imm Ur j tu n w o krt ti’ t1 r chili wni vnmiO k( r ) thl fr t4 m n i f kr Vf' o ton s h vne-foutt- and tion lnrifM ti tr Three-fourth- tints of three equal fractional units of vhirh each dr-p- (j I iy 1-- — 1 fiend 1nv t MiijttiM nl 4-- United States After Lincoln's inauguration II i a dy mi introducul iula the picsulential prisma by the chit f r rent tier's hirrii llnnf hi Mr Bra-dii- ” And Mr Lincoln re- plied: "Mr Brady and the Cooper Union speech made me president of the United States” 3 1 It Greater Than like no other portrait of Lincoln preserved him in an aspect both human and lovable was uidrly drat lated together vi th the rcjniut of the Cooper Union speech Onh within a hltlc over tight months later Lincoln tins elected president of the and I inhedura need Mr Fmond OBr'en la a hat shop In Pans Movie for thrlr contractual ob--i mogul mbm with Freni h atari alnr the debt dodgtrg One already ha beep h ssed In a film Amy Leal e Chicago rtramabo critic now In her BO ia writtrf a book of memoir £h waa piarrled to Frank Burk oiu animal adventurer Th American pe 'ator highest prlc to author a MU Beatrice Llillr asked lin'd) a week fur appearing In a night c'ub A!x-utd- i and demanded It In advent r Woolleo't and George S Kauf m m wore rstiln pav- - ngera while rw l A milng from lumpe lecentlv x 50 O' 0 prlnoipnl limited In the bund issueexpli I'd! bv a Nw York bank i rt h $3 i ooo and rUll la amk now t J W Carey lung a p ipular jirg Ico umnlat rn th Sioux Cl'y Jouri a ha beoume that paper manag'd i dil r Snap Out nf It ' U bum h f ji bright Yankr philosophy by th join c famous comedian Billy B Van b anli v Cit son who bought f’olrgo Humor and moved tt to New IT oik i nephew of C D Gihori ' lean of ait editor Jimmy Waker to blow the hd off Tam'nnv m In North Caiolina 'h v plenum renl paitir ' aie “thi'lln itru'a " Marshal Lamnn with the nords- - "Mr President clumsy rr-partn- copied' running p'tit tim m4r U j n U j h&rdrr hidru rnto dJ fl lillfl feri op - s |