| Show ENGLISH eccentricities grierson certainly knew englishmen when he asserted that no land showed such evidences of individual eccentric aties ag theirs ione bone man whose house is surrounded by eb charming arming grounds will not allow a single flower to be brought inside his hia house bouse another will build a beautiful mansion anda ando an dhave have havo walk knave what are you looking awl at carved over the door a third millget will get into a railway carriage and declaring it to be damp and draughty pop a red flannel nightcap night cap on his head and gravely wrap his legs up in the times supplement a fourth will die and leave a large to found a hospital for fon diseased cats or invalid canaries a fifth will give a charwoman all his hia personal property upon condl tion that she dances a certain scotch jig in a certain churchyard church yard once every year 8 an englishman isi known to have spent on the epitaphs and monuments enIs of his dead dogs in shor the wildest and most incredible vagaries are practiced by grave lawyers dignified clergymen distinguish distinguished eil statesmen and vast numbers of women chiefly maiden ladies ladles who have no genius to plead in excuse yet do more astonishing things than any set of people in the world outside of mad houses housea how they escape the laiter when they bathe their doodles poodles r in perfumed cateri water rub them with a turkish h towel clean their teeth with a toothbrush tooth brush andret andset and set them in a high chair witha vitha napkin tucked under their astonished chins and land a solemn old butler j to I 1 feed them la Is mysterious but ched lone ione hears bears of a household consisting of an elderly ladr lady fifteen cats tests and the servants required red f to take charge of them one feels feela that it is it insulting to Dickens miss Flite flits to pronounce her either queer of or 11 daft and we realize the trite truth that no fiction could equal some facts in strangeness lyne NAME the article entitled mortality and impure water which thich appeared 1 in a few days kince mince pance was written by 0 C pendleton IA D of parowan carowan iron tiron county two irishmen were in prison the one for ron pr stealing a abow cow eow the other for stealing a IL watch hollo mike what is it said the cow stealer to the other and sure pat I 1 any timepiece handy but I 1 think it is most milking milk ing time |
