Show adam oam ON A ANEW NEW FARM t vf ny TITU ili iii IN 1 alc ale 1 1 IM 1 1 don Dom iola jOLA III ili sept sopt when whon the preacher finished his account of the origin of weeds woods I 1 saw aw the boys boy had been holding their breath and I 1 asked him if he would have more cider heg her sald said lie he would arter after ho had bad wiped his mouth I 1 asked him how lie he learned so many things about adam he said he studied it out and what he had told was a small smail part ah perhaps he could conid tell how hor adani adam got along alon aion on ona a new farm and whether the devil devil tron troa troubled bled bied him yes sir said the preacher 1 11 I kin tell all about it its nigh onto fifty ter the Sal sai salines ines lues whar onet a month I 1 meet my and arlain along I 1 study out what jaing ling Nv ieuter leuter preach besides a heap I 1 never preaches preached yer northern preachers preacher 4 cant do much without a bureau draw fall of books I 1 dont santary book but the th e bible no I 1 dont want a diction uary nary aly alt one of 01 the boys said it was thought t impo impossibly isible for a public speaker to 9 get et alon aion along without this book now ow see hur young man ye may write a hand and may be has read books tho lids 0 which I 1 faint aint looked aton inter but let me ax if a dictionary ter spell dont interrupt santini sartin itis well how ye gwine ter nind find a word onles onies sye wye know how ter spell it Wh why young man I 1 spent penti most a whole day lay ler ter nind find one leetie word and then I 1 j just happened off bil it so don dont t ye see if yeve belve got ter spell it fust yo dont want ter look no use not rot a halt hait the tho way I 1 do Is is ter start from the bottom bottwin ol 01 things and when I 1 read how adani that great and good man llda ilda hada lida wife and gals gais ali alp and boys I 1 know ho must a had this L A and thin kasp asp there want ab nb no place ile lia could borrer borrer and if he have havo yew lew eui lie got along I 1 tail tall here I 1 told him hlin that as ns civilization had not commenced adam could elof hot have haven a house and tools as we have j I 1 I 1 don vy tyebe e be troubled none I 1 bout that I 1 tell yc ive studied this subi leek leck a I 1 neap dont nobody else seem ter understand der stand the business kase they be in at the wrong bend tow now say ye tut tub mt iut a man in a garding with bothin but peaches poaches and apples ter eat cat and hed hold hod die dic with the diree or get the ager ivha throw hll hil him inter the winter fever and fix him then think f wig hig hi havin a wife vloe gise give tev ter bim him ate ous in course and and aud the theil lioon soon as youn guns all laying outdoors and nary rag ter kiver kiven cm und and the and ticks biting on lem em why be beaus off nor hogs kase kas hos has liag brussels and kin eat grass and warier and dont want no nomore more moro mighty bo oteous his old domand bo be after campin out outa a spell and no comb fur far her har nor to towel acl ter wipe her face so yo see he had ter have a house and a bed and a bucket and cup and a fire whar he could warm himself and ter cook his now yo ye may say what yere a mind ter tor he had ter have hake help and ill argy it with ary man little or big them things he a got himself his self kase kaso it takes time and afore hed held go got t em hed held been lai lal laid dout out who helped him I 1 dont say kase its easy when a fellow cant swim ter ten tergit git inter deep water thans athars a heap more things thi ings on this pinic plina bu I 1 wont dwell on oil em fur yo ye see they balon ter a bli I 1 preaches at camp and when ichen I 1 have fur rs lawyers marcherts marc hents and flos we all know adam had ter rollout roll out 0 the garding aad ter open a new plantation I 1 understand all about that business myself dad had a good farm in north Carl carlina carlida Car cari lina itna lna liua and two attro biggers nig gers but was wa s too many oo 00 0 us its young tins uns and craps got ter be mighty weak not more nor a babe ter four cloves eleves so acome I 1 come ter thee ell eil nois and when I 1 lauded landed in old jori Jorie all I 1 had bad was a hoss and a chest cheat stools 6 tools which my kin beung me and bits in money I 1 squatted on govoent gov ment and m year I 1 eltred but me mid and my old w women J onion seed hard times afore we got arwied kase kaso the range was most eat out afore wo we come adam go nor two or three m mild ild iid he tuck off oft what plunder his hoss hosa could pull on the slide elide and his old woman tote toto on her h head ead duahe and aud he fixed up a shanty of poles and green bush whar ho he was vas to clar ciar landin an course he hada had a bustin big 14 prIng spring land jand i nd the site was fust fast best kase bugh hugh a job ag as tile human race been begun on pore land was y ifor kpor 0 r hiis abig an and aud P r 0 t no id office 41 leo iee alq gov taxes lases imad oils 14 stock for lie iio had mtv and oxen which is mighty hanhy in ue et ground I 1 dont spose the iho trees was werry worry mg fg kaso kas 0 they had much timo mine to grow onet in a whilo while he luek tuck his hoss boss and slide back ter the old place ter tog see what ho he could pick up and nobody drive him aff kase ho he couldn coulden a start t no whar else fu fust ho he had ter pick t dorn corn ter ten last till he could make Inot nother hert crap and ausin ingunn uns beets baters and water millions which he left I 1 grow row in and cabbage fur his krout ana and ani garding seeds then he took sprouts offen nil all the fruit trees and was this that and thin thing so ho he would pile his ilia slide with all theli tho the boas oss could pull 1 I know he must a had a power of 0 work in him for ho he was the dad ol 01 0 all t the he good fellers fallers atter him and h ho 0 atit put i in n hi his s ti time m c airly airey and late for he 11 had a h heap c ap t ter er d do 0 unfortunate canaan h been cust then eo so he buy uy no biggers nig gers but butt his old woman I 1 helped el ed him to pile bru brush sill and oie ole logs fo r dis ils housen lna in ina a few year he had lad a double log house with a chimney to each eena beenu and porches on both sides whar lie he could could keep hise hla hia sacks acks of small smail grain and ins his saddles and harness and whar he could gaetand set and smoke his pipe on a rainy day j while his old woman was a spin nin or beavin and the young uns were cut out tincup tin up the cookhouse cook house kvas was back then thelt be hail had a springhouse spring sprig house and a smokehouse a 1 stable and a pal cring around wp hi cabbage patch to keep off the chick f ings and everything op on the plan of the old place what chat was called paradise i i jtb the 0 range was f fust butaud bp best taud tand and all 1 his I Is stock run out but it come up avry evry i nm night in ht w wanted ter be near the ma man n and ter ten get a little salt and as no body elso else kept hogs a big gang which got plump fat on lle ile the tho mat mast wat it must nuat a been like tho the illinois s in airly airey day when the grass anil and pea vines made I 1 the range go good oa alvigi all ali winter ter tor anda and a fat 1 huck luck could a been beep killa gny guy morn mornin morrin lill itil afore breakfast i now now kow otten alter they thes at the plantation i well opened and aud on em 1 ina lna in a big pile ol 01 0 money every year theil thel devil concludes hed hod give cm wallter see how they got along he coines comes in the fall when peaches and water I 1 millions was nipe ripe ex pectin ter havea have aj good ti time me IV when I 1 he m stopped and hoi hol good loed lood the dogs bark ahalt bialt but ran under the house houp now kow adam was a glod religions s inan mail and tuck tuek great kore koro ter bring up his chaps in nurture and admonition so evry evry evvy day ho had I 1 yem lem cm knocked off ibis alris in gny say bay y an hour by sun and gitting bitting cm em ter gether in the room they had a little sunday school i them young uns was handsome ye better believe and they was as smart as a steel trap and they for when thet they got a hogging they keep keel on be ben beU lerin erin kase they they it they was a sayin their lessons when the devil helloed hellord hel fiel loed they all ran ont out on the porch and then come conic their pap adam said ter the devil says he how dy f the devil says sos bos sos gos ter bo beas boas a st errin terrin hows howls all your uns right beert eert tho thol some ol 01 0 the chaps has the chicken ax cutcomb but como come in dont be 11 the jorn jurn dax sax evil tries ter iet let down the bars but they were wedged ter keep out the los aos hogs so ho he jumps over sprier nor a cat A gal brings a cheer out on the porch and her pap got one himself his self and they sot bot down and went ter chattin afore the door was the cows a and ud eve was a cm em in a tin and a gal was keep keepin ilal lial watch ol 01 0 the bucket fur far her mam ter pour in the lik liw ilk tand their bosses was comin up and kayin down and in the fence corners were their hogs other things were comin up and kayin down such as deer and camels and andon on abill a hill close by was yas the bars tigers and lions their sheep was put in a lot by the stable kase kaso some had run ox off in the night eve seed him jump over the bars and shed a idy who ho he was but she kept on milking and when she got through seq tuk her milk ter the and set it in crocks then she skimmed the tho mornings milk for supper which her gal carried up by the back way on lier iier head then mam fol alered er or with a little crock 0 butter berred like supper was most ready for somebody had tuck the kiver off the them baker and the corn bread smelled good the whole house bouse and then was another good smell of cabbage and bacon adam wondered what had done and gone with his old woman so he lie went after atter her and found ler fen cr in I 1 house on a clean blean dress ile he tel led yer ler er was a gentleman gettleman come and tet stop all ill uil uli night she satir said yia ria mabo mabe he stay bai bui she sile wail want cd ed ier ler tor ton look at him nim abst it tjien she itle llie adlof aio nio alo new ncy gulus aa ia ii yil xa p 0 r jy th t q door and doub infer affie porch T the e devil g gus up abd ler er ull d makes makos a bow ann anna a scrape she makes a little curchy one says gifts its a fine evnin 1 ani and it pears like it bought rain he looked different but she was most sartin she knowel him itin handshe and bhe she watched him hini powerful s sharp h a rp then supper was ready and they went between the two housen hougen and by the the quilts was vais inter litter the cook room hur avasa arasa was a loom with a piece in it and a long table i with witti cs and all the young uns I 1 i standi ul around and was their I 1 oldest gal about 17 been a cookin 1 and ana who stood ready ter pour the i coal ee out ol 01 0 the teakettle tea kettle kettie kase coffee pots aernt made then the devil i seed beed seeder er afore and she was the po otiest gal ever on this and yer ler cr pap and her tier mam thought a heap on c cr r and when the devil seed ler er lie gin a wery polite polita bow her mam who was on the watch seed then by his eyes who he was for lie he lit it out and she fired ap pp ddn a sud dint they were just a down when E eve ve slipped back the cheer the devil was gwin ter set in and he fell over in a bad shape then she took the tile paddle out ol 01 0 the big mush kettle over the fire and dost by and gin him eight or ten licks a sayin she knowd who lie was hed hold tolda told a big lie about their apples and got lem cm turned off their planta pianta plantation uon and now that got nother another bivion atter a power 0 hard work and a deap ol 01 0 bad luck hed held come round round ter cut up some more of his didos and ter git eni cm turned ox off again e she knowd him this time he was glien ter git alt it round her oldest gal 0 yes s shed hold larn arn ayn him ye see the devir devil var was yar luckily surprise and aud when ho ha tried ter get act up ahe she slapped him laim in the face which settled him a little th then on she in and laid buhls behls cheeks checks i thick home some got in his lira and it li heart cart him so 0 bad that he crawled crawle tj under the room back of the treadles tre tro adles adies where lle ile lie she could alt leach reach III ili him I 1 n then the devil axed axce adam if lie lle hel hei owed lii lil lils ills sold old oid alomar woman ter treat strangers that way alda adam ua baid said as ac it was wasa a quarrel I 1 e cm ril III he voll adult meddle and ho he reckoned shed shod I 1 take kere ol 01 0 herself th an she tuek tuck ibe the pound stick from tho corner and went at him again it was as made or f mwood dogwood wood jooa and nod and was heasy heavy and in course bornt burnt on tho the bend and andi vein bein long iong ter reach teach him she pun punched oiled olied his ribs and head ilko liko ho was a snake aletho all ail tho the while whilo she kept kent g givin ivin I 1 him her mind and lio ha blot grot an at awful tongue the devil coul dust dult stand it iro no longer longor ho he made a adiao dive divo out 0 tiie the loom when bhe she gin gln him hini a mighty big pound which and crawl under the table when he crawled up on vother kother side as soon as is ho lie could jB himself his self he turned turner int info 0 disown his own shape his hia horns stuck up and ho he spit fire he run inter llo lio tho porch 0 r ch and givin a spring landed in the pa lane iane u e when he yelled the awful lest cst ye e ever clearn heam beam and the wind began ter mw blow biow but in less nor two minutes it casover Wa was over and when they wen the PO porch all ail they seed was wa a black blaek cloud over tho the he treetops tree treo tops which was a as swit chin in the wind C N w c mr N Y tribute AND ENGLAND although ireland and england are nominally 1 united in olie due kingdom yet it ig iff against th the lanfor law for Iris tris irishmen limen to enroll thenis themselves elves elvea in volunteer companies s f for nor or defense of their country as the english do and for irishmen to train or drill or bo be trained or drilled even without arms is made a felony punishable by transportation by an act of parliament which does not apy apply to england scotland or wales since ince inee the year 1809 when the so called union was effected very many acts of parliament have been passed relating to the possession and use of arms in ireland all calculated to keep the great mass maws of the people unarmed but no part of this code applies to england scotland or wales it is against the law for irishmen in ireland to take counsel to together ether touching their own public affairs by purpose but this disability does not exist in england scotland or wales the above i acan I 1 tinned laws to prohibit conventions of delegates to restrict the posse possession aslon of arms and and to punish training and dri drilling gil gli serve to prevent irishmen both from authoritative consultation n a and nd from effectual action in their own public lub affairs none of these laws apply to englishmen who are nevertheless styled our fellow citizen citizens ns in england a trial by jury means trial by bv twelve of the neighbors impartially to creed d or tono topo to polities litie gut aut a melfi man i 14 charged with avith a athin t apolitical omme offe ilee jice then trial triai bv bt gui fui lury jury na catl cati before twelve p parti i a calir culin rna ans R V h A cf nally fully selected by the but of its own partisans parti earthquake IN desmark desmare B agi A ur avlo avio arvio lent lont earthquake quake took place on the of july on the hoh hot northern thern coast of zealand between Frederiks anigil and gil heleln about thirty miles 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