Show tl A S I 1 if T if K AA vi t 4 awty the best adhesive label on luggage ia Is to stick to ivio dimelfi f h if I 1 the most moat unpleasant L th the tho e world provocation pro vocation V I 1 A an n unwashed newsboy bel hel being n a asked askea 8 e what made him BO so dir dirty ie replied ip heui foil egl was made as they tell me e 0 ot t the dust of the ground and I 1 r reckon on it Is just working out 11 A scotch clergyman did not satisfy by his preaching a certain portion of his flock why sir if said they we think you dinna telf tell teil us enough h about aboul renouncing our own righteousness renouncing cing your aln ain righteousness cried the astonished doctor 1 I never saw any ye yo had to reno renounce in detroit michigan recently recently a fenian placard was issued moli which wound roundup up with the usual I 1 god save the green greenl 1 11 some wag with an eye to truth affixed the word horns after the 11 green reen thus mahln making 0 it read bod 0 L save tte the greenhorns greenhorne Green horns 1 1 Ss t jj i A small tradesman was lately in cited to a parish dinner and a dish a of ice cream was placed before him IV loo was anew a now new dish to him he tasted it then beckoned to the waiter and said audibly that Is very good pudding but do you know its froze tommy my son what in the world are you going to do with that club send it to the editor of course but what are you going to send it to the editor for foi I 1 weil weli 7 cause calise he says if anybody any body will send him a club he will send him a copy oppy of his paper i where did ye git that hai jerry bordered Borr ered it bordered Borr ered it yas Y a s bordered Borr ered if 16 of a feller in ifie the park pete myers bordered borr ered his hla coat cost 0 pat gafeney Ga flenoy his boots I 1 borr bordered ered his hat bat do rethink id steal no id scorn the action ay A few days since a gentleman called upon some lady friends and vas was shown r into the he par parlor lorby by a servant girl bhe shei asked him what name she should announce and he wishing to take them khe by ll 11 surprise dr prise replied friend the girl seemed at first a little puzzled but quickly regained her compo composure surel and in the blandest blankest blan dest manner possible observed what kind of bf a cus cuss 9 dilyou did you yon say sir V I 1 to what city in europe Is a man f going marries j answer by bi happy pair he is gon to louvain young lady oh ohita its nice 1 s ihk rik old maid mald its hamburg i 1 i solid dutchman bologna i impudent fellow to brebt brest bridget ret net to dublin P practical rac parent heb hes I 1 going to havre 1 t snarling old bach hes heb going altof tp rouen j two countrymen gent went into a hat tors torb to buy bayone one of them a hat they were delighted with the sample inside the crown of which was inserted a look ing glass what is the glass for said one of the men i the other impatient at such a display of rural ignorance exclaimed what for why for the man who buys the hat to bee see how awit it fits fita him why dont you present yourself as ds a candidate for congress asked a iad ind lady lads of her husband who was confined with the rheumatism why should I 1 my dear ive lve no qualifications for the station hut but I 1 think you have returned the wife your language and ana i actions pre are truly parliamentary when weon bills are presented you either 6 order them to be laid on the table or you make a motion to rise though often out of tor lor order erder er you are still supported by jhb h and you often poke your soui nose int inu to measures that are calculated to do st stroy roythe the constitution A contributor tells a story of a cert eert 4 t 1 tain deacon who was one ortho of the tho bestif i men but by nature very irascible A cow was so excie exceedingly disorderly I 1 as the deacon was attempting attempt in adydam to milk herf her hor one morning that the old oid adam got the better of dimand him and ho he vented his hib excited feelings in a volle volley y of execrations exec rations very in their character L at this moment the good deacons tor appeared uti expectedly unexpectedly on the scene and an announced pounced his pres bres presence elico crice by saying why deacon can it be are cu swearing g well parson rep replied liedthe the deacon I 1 think orny one being beilig nearby near by but the truth is I 1 never shall enjoy religion as long as I 1 keep this thia cow cowl |