Show i T t i C t iti g J i 7 N e afier false faise curls curis gui dui a gai gal if te t H se calvas 1 even fhi falsely i e 30 ve s abri brt bri as false tongues to agues what room in the tilo house hous rem reminds you of a troublesome complaint alfo pret room attic sow and you shall reap a so we sewed our old c oat coat the other day and reaped a lot of tares lau iau angrish who bhe A rii ril A I 1 ands musical leai leal L h h 6 being 1 9 asked ip ho had I 1 ans any hil hll y pill thing 1 I 1 b 9 lately wely replied my illy last wak wal was a composition with my creditors keep doing always doing wishing J n dreaming intending murmuring murm ur 1119 lilg talking t sighing and repining arai nral are idle dle and profitless employments an eminent artist amerlean american 41 merlean morlean of course cours lately painted a snowstorm snow storm so 0 o naturally that lie ho caught a bad cold uy silting 0 near it with his coat ON off S t every man has in his hia own life fol foi follies enough in his own mind trouble enough in his own fortunes evil enough without being bein curious after the affairs of opler onier N ak epi efu I 1 1 I jash J h preaching gays say i iv ays advise ns t bially on a hot sunday if a minister kant hant strike lio ilo in boreing 40 minutes lie he has got a poor gimlet or else ho he is boreing borein t in the wrong place A 1 printers apprentice says that at it the office they charge him with all ail hii the pi lana kand a at tho the house they charge him with hll hil all ail find lie he does doe snot suot not finders understand tha that kind of logic lo 10 lei opportunity makes iho the thief 13 I 1 not X T ot in in our case wo we found a big bl gancho anchor and chain cable on the sidewalk the other night and we touch it there was wag wa nobody about neither Is As a schoolmaster was waa employed the other day in scotland in his dc det teaching a sharp urchin eurchl t to 0 cipher on the slate tho the precocious 11 pupil upil p put tho the following question to hid instructor diz dix a W the figures figurel gang till iii ili when there out iid ild lIb herd iVis ha an ah oriental maxim justi just translated if a man knows and knows what ho he knows ho will load loaa a happy jac ife if a handoe man does joes doe not 1 know know inow ind inu and knows kanovi that he does not airow ho he i MV may leada tolerable life nut nut dut but if a man does not know and does not know that thab lie ho does not know ho lie will lead a miser ble bie bl olife ilac the local editor of the hannibal mo daily is the wealthiest newspaper man in the west ho he sums u up p ills liis worldly worldly y po scions in this wise mrs local par calud ono f five years carsy earsy old local ve one ono seven s von weeks old oid lodai lodal cash on I 1 hand hanu 1 43 3 cents duo on account ft 1 sund sundries rles ries 12 cents total 1 at one time daniel webster had a difficult ease case to plead and A verdict was returned against his client one of the I 1 witnesses came to him and said II 11 mr webster if I 1 had thought we should I 1 have llave lost wood god good wod daimpre dalmore dalm gre pre inan Idl lal dby doy no ilo coil consequence ce I 1 replied the lawyer dawyer lawyer the jury iid ild lid did not believe a word you said anew A anew new new yorker rich by inheritance acceded to his cifes desire desiro for a coat of arms to bo be put upon the tho panels panda of their carriage and drew a small mound in which was studs stuck a manure fork with chan chanticleer ti eleer cleer upon it rampant k why what is thi this frisked asked his difo in amazement this said theman thoman of moncy is our family coltof coat of arms mcgrand bly My grandfather grand grana made mado his money carting 0 manure this thia mound and fork foris represent ills lils hisom oc cook cock perched upon the top of the fork represents myself who have done nothing but V u t flap ali ap my wings and crow on aliat lun tuu dunghill duna dung luu hil hii hll hill ever since the tile carriage car still has plain panels A stage tage struck frenchman made application I 1 11 to a theatrical manager for all an engagement en lie ile C 0 was asked if ho he could coull speak english as well as french amt ami to convince jenc man manager a I 1 1 coul dihe diho ah attitude and recited the tiie follow iii lii which bears beama a hideous I 1 resemblance ro to the soliloquy of bof of gloster cr nida ia 9 the winter of our discontent ac the tho frenchman rendered it now i ze dem 1 one siness made into hot rot lot by ze son of york zat Js is vat you call ze little i boy of mister dils ills ter york and ze dark clouds at ze top ded and aud buried at ze bottom I 1 hov hev ze bomp on myUa my baek back ck bandy legs le and for zat ze logs dog bow low vow vow at mo me ven ven I 1 iv valk lik by him for all an translation tran traD ta tills this wai was considered good but be he was not engaged en aged |