Show ina Idor allway railway accident what irk li beiter boiter better botter than presence of mind Absen Absence ceaf Of body I 1 what is the worst ILI kind n of fare for a man to liva onT T Warfare al T to the the v well weil bred doctor li ii all ail 11 babies aro angels rel rei gel honesty la is the best policy salda scotchman man 1 I know it my frend friend for I 1 have tried 11 balth y i i i A man may have eave the constitution n of a dotso hot hox no reason why a doctor docton should treat eim him like an ass mrs dawdle says sais says that one of her boys dont know nothing and the other does the question Is which Is head ahead a fred a boy of three or four years on being asked how gowhe he liked his leel ices cream replied IN very ery cry well though id like eke it better fried I 1 im sitting it tino ting on the style mary is what the envious girl said wald when she lumped plumped down on her sisters new gipsy hat an and N feather man ifan is a wonderful creature to sup he can supply sup ply supplant sup plant supplicate sup eup plicate suppose sup pose suppress sup press support sup port sup slip soup and sup on the famous sir Boyle boyie roche noche once remarked single misfortunes never come alone and the greatest of all possible misfortunes is generally rall rali y follow followed edby by a much greater V 4 an athenian who was lamen one foot joining the army was laughed at by the soldiery on account of his lameness 1 I am here to fight tight I 1 saidee said eaid be not to run the following question Is now eforo before the debating society Is it lt wrong to cheat a d lawyer it Is expected thattie that the answer w will ill III ifer not nol but impossible 1 v I fc A the british empire sir air 11 exclaimed an orator is one on which the sun san sun never sets andone replied an auditor in tax gatherer never goes to bed beav I 1 K mrs partington says if she should ever eter eyer ever be cast away she would prefer meeting with the catastrophe in the bay of biscuits so that she bhe should have something to live on plunkett one day met a friend in the street who said gaid to him see Is s prediction has haw come true indeed replied plunkett lun iun kett 1 I always knew he was a bore but I 1 know he was an ausbur no one would take you for what you are said an old fashioned gentleman to a young would bo be dandy in brighton who haa had mare ore hair than thail brains why asked loe immediately gedia redia tely because they cant see your e ears a an advertisement in a boston paper lately for a young man to work in a store was answered by eighteen applicants but one for a gentleman to travel and play on the banjo met with responses A merchant who died suddenly left in his desk a letter written to one of his correspondents pon dents his sagacious clerk a son of erin seel seeing ng it necessary to send the letter wrote at at the tho bottom since sineo writing the above ohavo died in going on board a mississippi steamboat the other day mr jones mel met meters ain air smith which way are yow you upon up sn down that depends on circumstances 1 I replied smith if down I 1 sleek sleep over the boiler up if in the cabin A little swedish kiri girl kirl while walking with lier iler lathey lather on a starry night absorbed in the contemplation of the skies being asked of what she was thinking replied 1 I was thinking if the wrong side of heaven Is what must the rights lie ile lle be I 1 ti L A 41 lie lle ed d california divin 1 Ms asked after I 1 a trip ta silver land what ia he thought of the country he ire reputed there aro are are but three things at washoe sir big mines little mines and whisky a shops ops aps in other words ophir holes gopher holes and loafer holes hoies 11 f one guo night when sir Si rRichard steely press S 34 aed jed e dr ur garth ho stay tayl and drink with him the tho octor doctor consented boril roris for said lie he III 1 I have but burteen lour teen patients that I 1 ought to see tonight to night nd of these five tive are so bad that no physician can dan cure them and nino nine have such cons constitutions falk fain 0 a that I 1 dont belleve believe belle belie ve all the physicians in london adon could coula kill them s vo i jt A t X A good story I 1 lir lif told ora ofa of a arth lArl hern e hi mer me r chant j ant who was eating his dinner at the battle battie house at the time of the recent explosion in mobile although badly cut by the flying fragments of the windows he tic managed to rush to the telegraph office and send a message to his Ms partner artner itoi to ship nothing but putty and glass 11 this duty done ha he fainted and has banin be ea in a brain fever ever since i the following Is credited to the western k cristian wr r a tian istian advocate in a negro class meeting at Klch mond sam awn johnson was called on to pray and before ho he had bad closed hs bis prayer the tile leader called out sam johnson you may take your 1 r seat and let bradder sugden pray he 1 is better in acquainted U didde lord dan you another was called to speaK ana and after sp speaking earin eakIn about five minutes was called to order and tola told if he could not speak more to de do pint dan dat he might tako take his seat it must be a pleasant thing to be bd a newspaper editor in austria apart from the peril perli per a hairr egeln of being e continually pulled up for ithe g government ern ment it appears that in the ifie semi barbar otts oas districts the police assume the right of flo fio flogging them the magistrate of recently esseck issued an order prohibiting the inhabitants i from buying their meat of a butcher across the drave prave who sold it 1 a penny a pound cheaper than iho tilo town butcher the editor of fath local paper wrote a 06 sharp comment upon the order for lor which lie he was waa summoned before ho the town i captain who told hlin blin that it if he evee ever dared to w write it against the magistrate again lie would receive ve twelve lashes A lale laie tale taie la 19 told of I 1 alark john the last of tho the oct ocl wll wil jesters resters reb Jeb that ate day after he be had bad for some che 0 cho o guests and had bad drank his full share of the al aio alo he fell or deemed to fall fail asi 8 sti p on u a sudden in to started up with alond a cloudt aloud 1 tid t 11 tem ten t 0 1 ial fl til i 1 i 1 tu otta mel mei ned kel as to the tile cau can cailee se of h hin his is si iii ili 1 ria rin b ho wi w r n ur A b his master ili w if f in fl a s f sl p a i adueh bad had sueh seeh to lai ini 11 tup tul 1 wi w i lend lead ead and I 1 went where the wfred od eople people gos gol go lia lla ha rihn ryhn bald said sald arcott of tel yel cost cott colt in bim hit grib grim v voice ee blat fd for ajust or a tiie tile hn tell ni i h i u hr nee bee i rt i ii vei vel well weil w n T r n no 0 i i t I 1 0 vet set six sir v n th 11 1 l r arest |