| Show A FEW HINTS ON GOING TO CHURCH it itis is well to go to church late by walking boldly aisle during the first prayer you attract more attention and consequently more mere admiration than by going at any other time there are some people who will be annoyed at this but they are of that class of old fogle fogie sly for m bose whose opinion you will not have the sl al regard if you are a young man of spirit you w wiil will ill of course wear your youl brith brich brightest teat test colored clothes and ani a of flash jewelry if there is a large chor choir by tty all means sing loud oud and try to drown the theeo bounds unda of the organ thia this emulation mutation pleases the dingers birders bid Bir gers ders and centers the at attention of the congregation upon you whisper loudly to your companion your comments com menta upon the d ess and app arance of the ladies and by all means chew tobacco during the whole service jt it wili will fook jook well if you should laugh heartily at what ever pleases you ou for instance instances if it a deformed deto delo det ormed imeA person comes cornes in A small ma dog walking alk aik ing up tip the aisle will cause you t to 0 go into convulsions of laughter and muc much h spott will be occasioned if you yoa succeed in kicking kic klc kino h m allow no chanca chance to escape you th that thab at will afford you amusement maks make al signs sighs ns to any acquah ance yon you may aee sea on the other side of toe church and even whisper loudly to him when the tha tb service is concluded a d 1 l during the benediction commence to get your hat and gloves ready for a start and at the tha word amen be ot off dont loose a second and take a good position at the foot cf of the at airway stairway I 1 it t will nill be difficult to get into po position altion very soon for all the ladies ladles will stop sop bop in the aisle to converse upon lipon family matters etc wb wh ch will of bourse soureyi make it very difficult for everybody to get out but persevere and when you are in position let nothing divert your our attention from the scenes scents beffie bedol e y u we forget to notice novice the f id that the aisle ot of the church will be c mp letey b cockaded if it should be cold weal weather her ber by the ibe ladies ladles standing standi hg by the register if it this should be the case step over the aws on each side thele these general rules it if constantly followed wil will suggest a great many others of the same sane kind which neither time nor place will admit of noticing ot icing cel CEi exchange chaure |
