Show VARIETIES madame Tua tussaud saud of london lordon hag has just 1 added a life size wax statue of jeff advis to her ler ier gallery of notables gold has haa been deco dEcu discovered vered near decatur Alic michigan higan a A coves eye maybe may be said to 0 o be like a barrel when its bunged banged 11 up nothing ren renders derli derit the mind so narrow and so little aa as the want of social intercourse riches are but the baggage of fortune dr todd very sensibly speaks of dinner 33 as as 33 an educator and calls upon parents ta to be cheerful and communicative at meals never bringing business or trouble troubie there and that the more good company one is or has at table the better it will be for the children on the completion of the great pacific railway now t inder construction the transit for passengers and goods between new york and ind san francisco will occupy bonfy six days stern old oid Hickory wen Wien gen jackson threatened to bang balij john C calhoun Cal cai houn boun the attorney general roger B taney told him that there was no law fo to do that the general era replied if you cant find law for me I 1 will appoint an attorney general who can witty senator nesmith is fast gaining the reputation of being one of the wittiest men in the senate recently be was assailed by a score of senators in reply to whom be he used with inimitable edd eff ct the follow lug lag extract from alother gooses Me melodic lodle iodie the ibe the bull frog cocked his tall on high hleb and went bounding oer ruler the plain plains tho th bumble humble bee went by bys and then ihen came down eown own th the e raina rain those in favor of a greenback currency for waa hoe hot are called 3 the press of london the number of periodical publication publications of all sorts now established in london is of these no fewer than are monthly publications while are dailies and weeklies 81 are quarterlies and 39 are transactions of societies happy hit charles II 11 playing at tennis with a dignified who had baa struck the abdil well wali exclaimed thais a good stroke for a dean ay 1 1211 lyli give it the stroke of a bishop if your majesty pleases was the jojn der den an ali unexpected quarter A young soung ger gea ti mah from the districts 1 l who advertised verti sed for a wife through the newspapers received answers answer from eighteen hus lus husbands bands lands informing him that lie he could have bave theirs comfort it is a source of great comfort to a man roan with but a dollar kiar in bia hla pocket to know that if he be cannot invest in five twenties be he can in twenty fives A weak mind does docs not accumulate force enough to hurt burt itself stupidity often saves a man from going mad eight millions of acres of land belonging to the insurgent new zealanders alanders Ze have beeb been confiscated by the british government which shows no m rcy to rebels against itself but is very tole toie tolerant rarA rard of rebels in other countries than its own |