Show FACTS AND FICTIONS somebody who write more truthfully than an angel without money is not thought so much machof of nowadays now nowadays a days daya aa as a devil with a ba bag full fuli of guineas if jour your enemy slanders you say bay by your silence that be ire ia is not able lo 10 excite your ire lre resentment sent ment or merit your notice the most withering and scorching that of 0 silent allent contempt the origin of 0 the word bauc caucus a is thus traced by a correspondent of the san francisco cal bulletin 4 cacus pronounced cau cus ens by the old latius La tius tins esthe is the name of a great thief celebrated in ancient story stor and as the very tallest deve of thieving are an almost invariable result of our caucuses the institution came cathe natura datura tatu raly ly to be called by the name of the celebrated gentleman above mentioned ti bread B rea d is the staff stafe of life ard liquor the stilts the former sustaining a man ami and the latter iatter elevating him for a fall A french writer calls dyspepsia the ithe remorse of a guilty stomach the beginning of malice is foolishness fool abne s s and its end is repentance ance hon ifon john bell w who ho has been driven from his home and estates in tennessee tennesse e and is ii row living with uth his family in a ano aro odest little village 1 near rome borne ga ile he is by no means hopeful ot of a speedy germination fermi fermin atlon nation orthe of the national difficulties i oi of the presidents proclamation the new bry bayport port mabs mass Nl aas herald says it will do all at once what the gospel haa has failed to do in eighteen eighme years and more 2 punchs last conundrum is whits the ferenee difference lf beta een tour great coat and a baby one you wear and the other you yas was vas firewood was recently selling in nashville at 40 per cord I 1 rile r ile he who sits lip up late al at night not only burns his lifes candle at both ends ands but puts ared awed hot poker in the ahe middle of it we have seen a farce upon the stage stags in jn which ch an old follow in reply to a remark k about property exclaims chanz property 11 this says prentice is exactly what the confederates fode tode rates are now doin doln doing they hang hangs the M zia gia teamsters of the union army 33 fast as they can catch them speaking of 0 babies did you ever think when you saw a very litile little one ope dressed its long iong sunday clothes that it was like a sixpence tied up ill in the corner of bf a pocket handkerchief hand kerchiel sald said bild a wat was wag to a colored divine why charley yott you cant carat even tell who made fhe the he monkey nonkey 11 1401 1101 oh yes I 1 can car massa well w who h M made d t the monkey why massa the same sama one made roade the monkey that raade raad eyou you what three words did adam use when he be introduced aimse f to eve and which read the same and forward 11 madam ladam im adam eves evea reply is said to have havi been I 1 trust the time will never be when ill not care A 1 dam forshee fort fori for thee hee nev never e r quarrel with a lady ladi if it you aie afe are troubled with her retreat if she abuses you be silent it she tears your cloak give her your coa coat t it if she boxes your ear bow to her in return it she tears your eyes out feel your way to the door and fly aj small smail pox is 13 raging among the negroes in henderson K ky f |