| Show AN OLD MAIDS SOLILOQUY gade cide dear r 0 ohi obi bt what a atio atlo 0 e te a ll 11 hosband hs band an d a real genuine gendin e bearded 81 bix six 1 x tooter footer bothe ing round a body bedy and making a slave of one generally under he be pretence predence pre tence of bein being ones pro protector fector lector and providers provi derl exclaimed joisa Clever Cle verbo body y a svaip featured ared spinster with an abundance of false hair lair a set of false A teeth am if a little mile r round mouth I 1 like ilke a tin penn whistle rile Ille berea reya rela one that will nel net neven never ref get pet fool foole e nar nary nars a alime lime time gentled rd ril heres one that can the of your hearts through all your studied words bows and grimaces could it I 1 tell wh whit tl was coming when widower green us d to come eiery every even evening evenings ings ingo and praise my garden my g and my way of talking to little cousin sue and making her mind he be get his answer though when he be ventured to pop tb the e question yes ye sure eure he didi diri and the old fellow has never looked on V t lit fit I 1 B side of the road B s nce then oil oll jonas Grind hard bard after makiri great speculations for starting a dairy came over here with his complis ants and siy aly winks but the be old codger c get me for bis his spouse and dairy maid hel he be how be he hun bun hang hung his under I 1 when I 1 gave lave ave him bib bis an awer then the way maried m dried tried women n carry on is a caution sure bure now tb theres eres mellissa mel mei it lissy y noel V always spitting of her spite on old maids maid as though she be any better off than me with her fine little dirty noted noad feted frizz frizzar headed young ones and anti her great greab lib limberly berly berls bisband I 1 have booted him last saturday evening evening though thou t h when he sat down at mellissia Mellis sya feet a d instead of rocking rock in the cradle or seeing after the cow laid his bis lil til s great preat chuckle bead deliberately in her lap right before me e and a d there she sat ng his ugly red locks and looking down at bim him as ahugh the ugh he wa mas the greatest test trea treasure sule suie in existence it aint see that young kate gibson cut round with her J jm in a smirk smirking ing ipg and a twit twittering ering and talk ili Iii ing their nonsense to one another law lawi if ft overdraw a prize in the in tri lo 10 lot t tesy it shall be a rare one now I 1 just tell you 1 I shall have hare my eyes bp p a when I 1 take my chance I 1 will I 1 ever forget the day I 1 came back fr rm m sister slater fans pshaw how mortified I 1 I 1 was by that young couple who had bad the seat scat just ahead of me mein in the cars cats bow how they thy whispered ered and tittered with her head resting on dla eta bis shoulders as though she bhe vas was tired to death my face burns yet when I 1 think of the look took that young yoeng fellow gave one time and then turned around to bis lis foolish litt little 1 wife anti and whispered some boma hinT hina then she began to snicker too but somehow I 1 feel at the them chap for all because he put me BO so much in mind of S well no matter H i w no matter said aft mis is Clever body her glistening glistening needles dashing swiftly through the staches tle tie in the mitten bh shi shy i was knitting but the shaded yarn winding through her busy fingers fin perg pern was a type of the clouded thre thread threadom adof 0 destiny P fate hs h s spun for fur the od maid THE FRENCH COOK AND PRIZE OX 1 I niber an amusing anecdote of a certain nobleman who waa great farmer and also a great ep cur he ile kep a famous prize ox be kept ais als aiso also a ramons famous fience cook once on oa a time he e invited some distinguished f fiends to accompany him to his country seat and a nt the cook on a few days daya before to prepare for tor the entertainment aa As oon as he arrived he was impatient to sho sha v bis his friends his prize ox a d carried them off to the farmyard when he came caroe to the stall in w which h ich theoa theix wab wag kept lo 10 and behold the ox was gonet gonel he called to the herdsmen why where is my ox oxe 1 P casp your lordship lord bip hip ll 11 said eaid the man the french cook came to look at him two days ago an arld arid d admired him greatly since silace then the them ox has ha d sapp eared 1 i much much astonished astonish pd my lord basined has bas base ened ned to seek an n of the cook and ani found him very vert buny busy in his big private room near the ketchn kitch n what is story about ny my prize ax lox what have you do ie je wih wilh my dirrim ox ah my lord 2 said tie ti tle t e cook 1 I 1 have him here safe sato and soun 11 and so sayi sayin nir he be open e el I 1 a cupboard an I 1 on one of the shelves showed ais lis hig big lordship as aam alija altja pointing to the jar he said with mith great complacency therel there you see fee my lorl lor 1 he be was rather too tough for a roast but I 1 have stewed hin him down into irto a famous sauce sir elward edward B ey idy ton W rici res nineveh was wab fifteen miles milea long eight wile wide and forty emilei round with a wall one hundred feet high and thick enough for three chariots abreast babylon vas was firta gifty miles milea with n the walls which we e seventy thick and four hundred feet high with one hundred brazen gates the tea ten temple tempie tiple irple of diana dlana diamae at B Ep was four hundred years in building the largest of the tie tle pyramids Js four hurl buti dred and eighty one feet iii high b and six bix ix hundred anure d d an and fifty tareq on the sides its zit uit babe base e covers v rs eleven acres the stones are about thirty feet in length and the layers are three hundred and eighty it employ employed ej thre hundred and abi ty thousand men in en in building nhe rhe the fabj rinthen rin thin egypt contains three hundred ambers chambers c and two hundred bundred and biety halla thebe thebes in egypt presenta presents ruins twenty seven mues muss roun 1 and contal contained container neL nei three hundred and lee leh fi y thousand citizens and arid four hui bui hundred adred thou saud sand bilyea tha thel temp temple tempie leof of delphos was so rich in donations that it was waa plundered of fiva five hundred thousand dollars and add nero niro carried away from it two hundred statutes the wils wee e thirteen miles round ri rig 1 in are now row worth fran filz bivs 3 0 eib |
