| Show A METHODIST DOG da G 4 6 ili ill I 1 JO burlei buriel gh odthe boaen boldn tells the I 1 I 1 following tale of 0 a dog in the ancient and beautiful town of chatham N Y is a very remarkable dog do whose characteristics and beh behavior ailor allor would excite the admiration of that lover over of dogs his honor the editor of the nashua telegraph and mayor of the city on week days he is a dogon like passions and behavior wf wi h other animals animal but on sunday his bia peculiarities and sect sectarian arlar ariar principles shine out unlike the crow beckin be can count and knows when sunday comes ha yie ife is 13 not the same dog as on other days he ile indulges in no pastimes ile he encourages no company and an d no familiarity he ile says b by 1 3 ac act tons ons louder than wora word to the uhe vain a ami tl trifling fil ng race 4 six days thou play and do all ali 1 I 1 t thy by spoils sports 1 the family are all presbyterians rians but the dog is a on sunday morn mornings mornia hugs gs hs b attends tha ha family on their way ivay to church 1 leaves them at the door of the house of the lori lorl wl where ere attend and then holds on his solitary and unbroken way until he cornea to his bia church which is a I 1 atle further on when he has his reach reached edbis his church he be goes up stairs and has a particular place in which be a bita it kea tea al add and n when wac en aa an int intruder gets into bis his place placed n no belle beile e or madam of fashion who comes swee Bwee sweeping ping up the aisle of grace and finds a plebeian lebei lebel anin in her elegant pew can give moro more decided indicate Indi indicating cati catl ns of annoyance and dis pleasure than deeb dees the dog hib his seat beat yielded be attends to the service with decorum and ano pays avs ats attention to the words of doctrine oct rlue ride every livery sanday sunday he can be e seen been on oil his bis way to church in foul as in fair ani and his denominational preferences are as weil well known as are those cf any gentleman ia id town A SCOTCHMAN nys EXPEDIENT some time since dumbarton scotland left olt on trip for paris oae we of the party part took a stroll alone in order to see the sights of the city but hut missed his hia way back to the hotel the name of which be had forg forgotten a predicament rendered worse by his bis ignorance of 0 french after Be arching searching fruitlessly isly for some bome hours houra he hit upon the expedient of ot purchasing from an old fruit seller her stock of gooseberries goose berries with which be patrolled tha th streets shouting gude scotch gro groseta grose arose sets tB a penny the pint words so ou outlandish t landish toi tot parisian P ar I 1 sian ears soon collected a large crowd round him among which was a resident scotchman who straightway accosted the th amateur after hearing bearing tha fix he had got into piloted him aate safely 1 to 0 o the hotel |