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Show a t4 co rs oj H c Or-- i CT ; CD 03 03 CO $ pr t- tr - C W1?. of C- Ma c ; H cf 03 .cl&aS , - cr cj C- - 03 --- 1 -- r ST wnag w? The Fastest Growing Community Serving Kearns, Granger, Hunter, Magna, Taylorsville Volume VI k i ANYTHING Salt Lake County, Thursday, September i GOES By Rolf I guess just about everything hap- Answer: A dead language that very KEARNS LIONS, 2nd and 4th Mondays, 8 p.m. few people speak any more. pens in Los Angeles. I dont know whether its because there are so many people in that fair city or whether its the climate, or what. It seems that the police department of a suburb of Los Angeles has some openings for the position of sergeant. There were quite a few applicants, so in order to make the affair demo- cratic, a series of4,l 4' questions had to be answered by the policemen. This would help the power that be decide on the man best fitted for the job. Either the secretary of the commission is a practical joker, or the members of the police force were a lot of unconscious humorists; but the answers were strange, to say the least. Here they are: Question: What would you do in case of a race riot? Answer: Get the number of both cars. Question: What is sabotoge? Answer: Breaking the laws of the sabbath. Question: Name an act that would constitute reckless driving? Answer: Driving without due regard for the Presbyterians on the street. Question: What is arson? Answer: Mistreating a woman. Question: What first aid treatment would you give to a person having an epileptic fit? Answer: Take him to a doctor and have him treat the bite. Question: What are rabies and what would you do for them. Answer: Rabies are Jewish Priests and I would be very glad to do anything I could for them. Question: To what extent may an officer use force in effecting an Question: What does Hamlet bring KEARNS JUNIOR CHAMBER OF to your mind. COMMERCE Thursday, 8 p.m. Answer: A Hamlet is a small ham. KEARNS JAYCEE-ETTE- S 1st Question: Define Habeus Corpus? and 3rd Wednesday, 8 p.m. Answer: He was a friend of Julius Caesar. KEARNS TOWN COUNCIL 1st and 3rd Mondays, 8 p.m., Kearns Question: Can you read any foreign Jr. High School. language. Answer: Yes, but only when they KEARNS KIWANIS CLUB Monare written in English. day of each week, 12:15 p.m., Kearns Lanes. Question: Where is the capiol of the nUited States? KEARNS CHAMBER OF COMMERCE, 3rd Friday each month, Answer: All over the world. F. W. Woolworth Lounge. Question: What is usury? Answer: When you use something. AMERICAN LEAGUE 2nd and 3rd Wednesdays, Home of Mr. M. Question: What is homicide? H. Gibbs. Answer: Destroying someones home. KEARNS VFW TAYLORSVILLE LIONS CLUB 1st Monday of each month 7:30 p.m. Club house, 4700 South RedLast year, Jack Thomas, bowling wood Road. Business meeting for the Kearns Lanes, opened the 7:30 p.m. season with identical games of 3rd Monday Ladies Night 157 157 and 157. Places to be announced. The first night of league play this year, bowling for Joes Mission KEAkiW VFW Cafe, he bowled the same score 157 1st and 3rd Tuesdays each month and 157. again of 157 You guessed it; he sports a league 7:30 p.m. Home of George Garcia, 157. of 4851 South 5020 West. average BOWLING ODDITIES The Community Development Program will sponsor a cleanup of vacant lots in the Kearns commercial area on Saturday, Sept. 17. The Ladies Civic Club volunteered to take this action from the recommendation of the Recreation g committee and passed by the Delegate Assembly during the study phase. All organizations are participating in this endeavor and will meet with Fire Chief Jones of the County Fire Department at 2 p.m. on Saturday, Sept 17, at the Kearns Fire Station. Property owners on the boulevard are being contacted for permission to burn the weeds and clean up the lots. Under the careful supervision of the County fire department, this should be a successful venture. Fact-Findin- Utah Number 41 Expanded Community Calendar To Move to Junior High School When can we schedule a community function so that it would interfere with the least number of organizational meetings? How many church and civic groups are meeting on the second Tuesday of next month? Answers to these questions can be readily obtained if all organizations will support the new community master calendar. This calendar will be maintained by the clerk at the Kearns Jr. High School and will contain not only special community functions, but regular meeting dates, times and places of all other organizations, large and small. All presidents or secretaries are requested to phone the Jr. High School with information on meetings as soon as possible. A community calendar was by the organizations factfinding committee and approved at a town meeting. Shirley Bencn maintained this calendar at the Kearns ibrary until the summer months, when none of the organizations or churches called to list any meetings on the calendar. We would like to thank Shirley for the work she has done. The new calendar can be an invaluable air to every organization in Kearns, or can suffer the same fate as its predecessor. Lets support this one. List all meetings and special functions which have been scheduled and take them to the Kearns Jr. High School. SERVICEMENS NEWS Harry Wilton Samuelson has just completed six months training at Fort Sill, Oklahoma, with the U.S. Army. He will spend several weeks with his parents, Rev. and Mrs. Carl E. Samuelson before returning to the University of Oklahoma this fall to study architecture. Miss Karline Samuelson, daughter of Rev. and Mrs. Samuelson arrived in Kearns recently and will spend two weeks with her parents before returning to Wahoo, Neb., to complete her sophomore year at the Lutheran College there. Advisory Committee Meetings Now Scheduled C. D At the final town meeting of the study phase of the Community Development program, the following organization was established to follow through with the action projects to develop our community. The town Council, as a body, would act as chairman of the Community Development organization. arrest? has the responsibility of seeing It Answer: Use good, common sense, work is started on the C. D. that and if not capble, summon help. Question: Give for one year the number of arrests made for drunken driving? None. Answer: 1492 Question: Define Albegra? Vacant Lots To be Cleaned In 1, 1900 SCHEDULE OF ACTIVITIES W. Kay I t Kearns Stake Concludes Successful Parley recommendations, and is carried through to completion. It has the responsibility of calling future town metings to consider other action or studies on community problems. To assist them, an advisory committee was organized, consisting of representatives of all civic and church organizations in Kearns. This committee represents the manpower necessary to complete the action projects we have outlind for our communiy and tprovids a dire line of communication from the town council to the civic groups. Meetings of the Advisory Committee will be held at the Kearns Jr. High School on the first and third Fridays of each month at 8 An outstanding quarterly conference was held by the Kearns LDS p.m. Stake in Kearns last Sunday, under the direction of President Merrill A. Nelson of the Stake Presidency. Croft Smith, former Stake Clerk, was sustained as a member of the Stake High Council, as were Blaine Wilcox, former member of the 6th Ward Bishopric, and Mrs. Gloss Stewart, former member of the Stake Genealogical Committee. Mr. Albert S. Childs, former Bishop of the Kearns 7th Ward, was made Stake Clerk to fill the vacancy left by Mr. Smiths appointment to the High Council. Mr. Keith Heaton was made Senior President of the Seventys Quorum and two new members of the quorum were sustained as follows: Milo Morrell and Rolf H. Perciwall. Musical numbers for the Sunday morning session were furnished by the Kearns 2nd Ward Choir and the Kearns 8th Ward choir rendered the music for the Sunday afternoon session. Any Kearns resident is invited to attend these meetings, participate in the discussions, and introduce and projects or problems. Savage Photo Offers All Types of Photos Doc Savage, owner of Savage PPhoto Studio, located at 4050 W. 5415 South (upstairs),- is proud to say that business has improved steadily since he opened his studio on June 3. Mr. Savage says that he offers portrait, wedding, baby, and commercial type photography, plus black and white and color film sales with processing. He extends a cordial invitation to the general public to call or see him about their individual photographic needs, and to come to see his new studio and display of fine - portraits. Mrs. Bertha Nyhart, Mrs. Elaine Brown, Paul Stevens, Tom Eller, Steven Brown, John Wright, Don Ilerzog) Club president, Kearns), and Randy J. Herzog. LEFT TO RIGHT Ki-wa- Kiwanis Starts Club Boys' a Last group conWednesday, of parent, boys, and Kisisting wanis members, met and laid the groundwork for organizing and operating a boys club. The owners of the old shopping center were contacted by Donald Kling. They donated the east wing of the top floor for a club. Saturday morning, a group of parent, boys, and Kiwanians startclean-up- . Several ed operation hours of scrubbing and cleaning made the rooms ready for equipment. Don Harzog said several pieces of equipment were offered by the Murray Boys Club and would be moved in. Mr. Herzog state dthe club would beopen from 5 p.m. to 3 p.m., Monday through Saturday. It will have competent adult supervision at all times. Members of the Kiwanis club will take turns directing the activities. Anyone interested in boys club work and having extra play equipment please contact Mr. Herzog at the Bank of Kearns; Ken Teeples at Woolworths; or Andy Anderson at Western Auto. nis Kearns - Magna Residents Enroll In Home Courses Some of the 118 Salt Lake County residents enrolled in University of Utah Home Study courses include: Kearns: Mrs. Reda L. Baxter, Robert M. Black, Calvin A. Brady, Ver-la- n J. Braithwaite, Mrs. Naomi J. Carr, Jack Leroy Foster, Mrs. Dorothy Gillingham, Mrs. Alma Johnson, Richard N. Johnstone, Miss Melva Jorgensen, Curtin A. Lerew, Mrs. Elizabeth K. Murray, LeRoy M. Nielson, Willard Rol Oliver, Woodrow G. Truman, Gertrude Von Dehnart, William R. Workman. Magna: Donald Glen Aston, James Richard Athay, Mrs. Adele C. Bear-rMrs. Dorothy June Berryhill, Body V. Black, Mrs. Nanette G. Conti, Jay Kent Curtis, Merrill W. Gittins, Mrs. Judy Lee Jenkins, Wells B. Johnson, Mrs. Alloween H. Naylor, Mrs. Dorothy J. Petersen, Reid Cahoon Richards, Mrs. Irene B. Shafter, Leland W. Thomas, Fred Timmerman, Mrs. Rowena W. Welcker. y, 4 |