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Show Thursday, May 19, 1960 THE VALLEY VIEW NEWS Page 2 Holding office for the year to come will be Mary Jane Healy, president; Pearl Patrick, first Bessie Baker, second Lois Keesler, corresponding secretary; Dorothy Hill, recording secretary; Jean Lake, treasurer, and Dorothy Hendersen, chaplain. vice-preside- nt; Valley Vieu HARRY B. HleicA vice-preside- MILLER, Publisher Unlusky Friday the 13th reEntered as 2nd Class matter at the Post Office at Salt Lake City, Utah versed itself for the Boy Scout under the Act of March 3, 1879 Troop 625 last week when they 1954 ESTABLISHED American Flag received a Post 9322. VFW from the Kearns 50-st- Published weekly by Valley View News Publishing Company at Salt Lake County, Utah Phone EMpire Post1 Office Box 2608 - Salt Lake City, Utah ar Assuming duties of new officers for the Kearns Green Thumbers at their first meeting June 9, will be Bob W. Moore, president; Mrs. t; Robert Monger, Mrs. Don Schwaar, secretary; Mr. Glen Sarbo, treasurer; Mr. Frank director; Mr. Joe Wozab, two-yehold-ove- r director; Harold Morris, member of the Rushton, board; Mrs. Bob Moore, reporter, vice-presiden- Lisbeth Yowe'l Joyce Stout Penny Loback Arleen Morrill Carolyn Maxwell CY CY CY AM AM 4290 4158 4158 58 12 5030 53 74 88 76 Kearns Kearns' Kearns Bennion Taylorsville W. 5540 S. W. 4960 So. W. 4960 So. So. Redwood Rd. So. 1130 W. ar ex-offic- io Goes! Anything In last weeks column we reprinted some letters written to the draft boards during the last war. These letters were often humerous, ridiculous, asinine and what have you. But the 'Selective Service Boards were not the only ones that received letters of this nature. The Office of Price Administration had their share also. So to refresh your memory of ration coupons, shortages and mad rushes to the stores when nylons were in stock, here are a few samples of letters received by the O.P.A. The first one was written by a Swede who didnt quite know what used cars were: Do I have to have one of them priority things to buy a I would like to buy one that is used used car to Swedish people as thats what we are. ... The guy that wrote this believed youre as young as you feel: In anser to your letter I did tell you I was 42 but your rite, Im 24 never was good at arithmatic. Heres the most intelligent answer of the bunch: I got your letter- asking is my baby a boy or girl. Of course, what else could it be. This gentleman acted a little independent when he wrote: Im a landlord and Im looking at Section D, equipment and services, it says Flush Toilets and Ill be darned if Im going to do that for anyone. - This farmer knew what he was saying when he wrote: In reply to your question about how many cows I got, I got 14 cows on my farm. In reply to your other question about how much milk they give, they dont give no milk I gotta take it from them. Heres a letter from a grocer with troubles: Please let me have more ration points. Because I have tall cans and they dont move, I am unbalanced. Heres a letter from a man with a point: I want you should do something. My crazy landlord is holding my trunk as security for me to pay him $10.00 for fumigating his bed. He says that I gave his mattress bed bugs but I think we came out even on this. W. KAY By ROLF The landlord that wrote this letter was scraping the bottom of the barrell looking for an excuse to raise the rent: I am compelled to raise my rent. My place has been rented for the past three years to a very fine gentleman. This gentleman never needed a bath and for the past three years it was entirely unnecessary for me to provide the water, However this high class tenant move dout a month ago and the new occupent is full of new fangled ideas and insists on my supplying water for a bath every other night. I take a bath too but he insists on a change of water each time. Heres a letter from a worried gal: Please tell me if I must give my right age on my application for a food ration book. I am really 43 but my husband thinks Im 36. If I tell him the truth he will probably divorce me. Please answer my letter by writing to the newspaper in the Personal column, addressed to The Belle of the South and please say it is O.K. to falsify your age. Thank you very much. I hope you will be able to keep me from getting a divorce and still keep me eating. I dont know what the O.P.A. had to do with this, but heres a letter they received: I would like your help. My husband, Dan, wants to be a sailor again and hang around the USO with the piano in his new uniform showing off. He is getting me monopolis listening to his talk and says I will get some allot money and keep my mouth shut you old battleax. I dont like his latitude and got no gredients against the Navy, but I dont think he can be a sailor again cause he has Syracuse veins and both legs are shorter than the other. Thats my sediments anyhow. When I was sick in bed last month with all the heat and the humility he kept singing Ankles Away and throwing salt water all over the house. My daughter Annie has a bosums whistle he brought her home and I am crazy from the want of fear because she keeps blowing the thing all day long and says se wants to be a SQUAW or someting when she grows up. Do I have to let him be a sailor again? He acts a little bomby and gave me a womans form to fill out with two witnesses. Give me some dope. I am a fiscal wreck. Hope you are the same. and Mrs. Harold Rushton, parliamentarian. This meeting will be held in the Woolworth Lounge at 8 p.m., at The Kearns American Legion which time plans will begin for Junior Auxiliary wishes to thank the fifth annual fall flower show. everyone who helped to make their bazaar such a success. They are the of ceremonies Opening day pleased to report it was a complete WBBA of sell-ou- t. Kearns National League at will begin Saturday, May 21, The next meeting of the Auxil1:30 p.m. with the Braves and iary will be at the home of Ida the Cardinals playing in the Minor Shepp, May 20, at 6:30 p.m., to make wreathes for Memorial Day. League game. will At 4 p.m. the Leaguettes Members of the American Legion march, followed by the introduction of the ball team and manager, and Post 132 and Auxiliary planinng presentation of the Queen of the to attend the District 8 Convention at Tooele, May 21, are Mr. and League, Shauna Wozab. be will The Major. League game Mrs. Rex Bass, Mr. and Mrs. Roy Phillies the Cooke, Mr. and Mrs. Ronald Gilplayed at 5 p.m. by the and the Braves, followed by son, Mr. and Mrs. Milton Gibbs, was which chair a for Mr. and Mrs. Fount Lambson, and drawing donated by Shelley Rolfe. Mr. and Mrs. Charles McKinstry. The day will begin with an The installation of officers for Armed Forces Day Parade at 9 a.m. the Alpha Kappa Chapter of Epsi- followed by a luncheon in Middle lon will be held in June, with Mrs. Canyon, which is being served by Russell Andrews assuming respon- the Bit and Spur Club. Meetings sibilities as president. are scheduled to begin at 1 p.m. WilMrs. include Other officers with a banquet being served that liam Clawson, vice president; Mrs. eveneing at 6 p.m., followed by Jim Hickman, recording secretary; dancing. Mrs. John Miller, corresponding The Kearns American Legion secretary; Mrs. Lester Buckley, treasurer, and Mrs. Lloyd Pullum, 132 will hold elections for 1960-6- 1 educational director. Tuesday, May 24, at the home of Members are presently preparing Milt Gibbs. for their State Convention which will be held May 27 and 28 at the Prudential Federal Building. Oquirrh Hills and South Kearns School Junior Green Thumbers will meet at their individual schools Friday, May 20, to plant petunias. It is requested that each child bring a trowel to help in the planting. Lewis Bros. Stages Depot 360 South West Temple Street Phone ELgin 77 Kearns Salt Lake City Schedules 6c New officers for the Kearns Ladies Civic Club will be installed in the traditional candlelight ceremony during the annual installation dinner at Andys Smorgas bord, June 8th. DON'T MISS AN OPPORTUNITY! 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