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Show Thursday, September 24, 1959 Page 3 THE VALLEY VIEW NEWS ANYTHING GOES By Rolf W. Kay Whether this story actually happened or not is a matter of conjecture. It seems that a bad case of hoof and mouth disease broke out in a community was this: They would dress the pig up as a man and right past the local gendarmes they would go. And so they industriously set about their task. in Nevada. I dont know if pigs and hogs are afThey picked a 200 pound porker and put a pair of flicted with hoof and mouth disease but I hope they the old style bib overalls on him. Around his neck are because if theyre not, this story becomes very they tied a red handkerchief and on his head they unauthoratative. But, on with the tale. placed a straw hat. To top off the disguise they Two brothers by the name of Johnson, owned placed a pair of sun glasses on his snout. the dressed up pig in the front seat of a bit of land in this aforementioned community. On theirThey placed between the two brothers and pick up right this property they raised pigs and they did very A went. few miles down the road they away they well in their venture. That is, until the hoof and ran into a block. road One state trooper got on one mouth disease reared its ugly head. side of the truck and the other state trooper got on And as luck would have it, it was just at this the other side of the vehicle. The interrogation be time that the Johnson brothers needed some money gan. and needed it desperately. What they needed it for One officer said to the driver, Do you have any is of no import and has nothing to do with the story. livestock in your pick up? Lets say that they needed it to pay the rent. No, Sir, said the driver. The immediate problem was, how to get money Whats your name, said the trooper. and get it fast before the bank foreclosed. The only Joe Johnson, replied the driver. The other trooper then asked the question to thing they had to sell was one of their pigs but no one in the community would buy it because of the the passenger in truck, And whats your name? hoof and mouth disease. And to make matters The reply was, Pete Johnson. worse, they couldnt take a pig out of the commuAnd whats your name asked the trooper nity because state troopers were stationed all around looking at the pig in the middle. No reply. He asked the area for just that purpose. Their job was to see the question again, this time poking the pig in the to it that no livestock was taken out of the area afstomach with his club. The pig let out a great big flicted with the disease. This was of course a preOink. The state troopers told them to move on. As cautionary measure to prevent the spread of the disease. they watched the truck disappear down the road, one This was a picklement of the highest order. Sud- of the officers turned to the other and remarked, denly one of the Johnson boys had an idea. Why Boy, isnt that Oink Johnson about the ugliest man not sumggle a pig past the state troopers. The idea youve ever seen? 'I , The American Legion Auxiliary of Kearns went to the Veterans Hospital on 12th Ave., Monday, Sept. 21, taking with them a program and refreshments to entertain the patients of the hospital. - To Conduct Jewel Pin Ceremony Members of the Alpha Kappa Chapter of Epsilon Sigma Alpha, will meet Thursday at 7 p.m., at the home of Mrs. William Clausen. The following new members will receive their jewel pins in a special Afterwards, the ladies ceremony. ats The Jaycee-etteof Kearns the Chapters anniwill celebrate tended a dinner in honor of Sharon dinner a at party at Log Jackson, a member who is moving versary Mill Creek in Haven Canyon. from the community soon. The dinner was held Wednesday, Sept. 23, at the Pizza House on South State. REED DAVIS The final touches are being added REALTOR to the new uniforms of the Jaycee-ette- s. Sell Confidence With These to be used specifically Let This Agent Get You for state meetings and public The TOP PRICE functions. WE BUY EQUITIES Four couples of the Junior ChamHave Rental Service We ber of Commerce attended the travel trophy that was held in For Your Every Insurance Need Call REED firigham on Saturday, Sept. 19. S.L.C. Office EM Special guests of the travel trophy were Mr. Bob Clark, national presiKearns Office CY dent of the Jaycees and his wife WE SELL THE EARTH and Mrs. Clark. INSURE ITS CONTENTS v V, Alpha Kappa Chapter Kearns Briefs Taylorsville News 4-55- 69 71 School News Lewis Bros. Stages Sheriff Occie Evans visited the Oquirrh Hills School last Friday and during a studentbody assembly the following students to the Traf fic Patrol oath: Louis Ortiz, Calvin Pace, Barbara Katz, Linda Naccar ato, Margie Weeks, Larry McKee, Bill Eley, Andy Babinchak, Lorraine Blaney, Kathryn Jones, Jerry Halvorson, Jack Black, Harvey NielAndria Charlette son, Crafts, Adams, Mike Jenkins, Brent Gatherum, David Cline, Lynette Steadman, Depot 360 South West Temple Street Phone ELgin 77 Kearns & Salt Lake City Schedules Mr. Heber Barker, son of Mr. and Theresa Boggs. Mrs. F. W. Barker, Taylorsville, visit with his parspent a ten-da- y ents and attended the wedding of his brother, Steve. Makes, all Tubes Tested, Tuner and Glass Cleaned - Fast Service Honest Work - Guar. G. E. Tubes All Mr. Barker, who resides with his family on Samoa, is principal of Mrs. Olevason, home economics teacher at the junior high, demonstrates the facilities of the cooking class to two mothers attending the PTA session. They are Mrs. Ralph Snowball left, and Mrs. Ronald Bradshaw on the right. Service TV Brimley the Pesega school there. His wife Corinne, is a teacher in the same school. Prior to his visit in Taylorsville, Mr. Barker attended a convention of LDS Church school princi pals of South Pacific Islands in Hawaii. He left Monday for Samoa, where the family will reside for at least another two years. Kenneth Lindsay, another former Taylorsville resident, now principal of Tonga schools, also paid a visit to his home town. He left Tuesday, accompanied by his mother, Mrs. Marie Lindsay. Mrs Lindsay plans to visit with her son and his wife for about three months. 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