Show A husbands Hus hanas banas confession 1 L never undertook but once to set at naught the tha authority of mj mv wife you know her way cool quiet but bat as determined as ever grew just after we were married and all was going on ulce nice and cozy she got me in the habit babit of doing all the churning she ahe never asked me to do it you know but then she why it was done in just this wa way y she finished breakfast one morning and slipping away from the table she filled the churn with cream and set it just where I 1 help seeing what she wanted so I 1 took hold regularly enough and churned till the butter came she thank ma me but looked so nice and sweet about it that I 1 felt well paid well lvell when the next churning day came along she did the same thing and I 1 followed suit and arid fetched the butter again and it was done just jus t sa so and I 1 was regul regularly a aly in in for it every time not a word was sald said you know of course veil weil vell well by anday this became rather irksome I 1 wanted she should just ask me but she never did aid di danJI danai abidi say anything about ateo it so on we went at last I 1 made a resolve that I 1 would not churn another time unless she title asked me churning day dax came and when my breakfast she always got nice breakfasts when that was swai gwai swallowed lowid there stood the churn I 1 got up and star stal standing iding a few minutes just to give her a chance put on mj my hat and arid walked out doors I 1 sto stopped piled plied ia the yard to give her a chance charce to call me but not a word abord said she and GO so with a palpitating tating heart I 1 moved on I 1 went down town up town and all over town and my foot was as restless as noahs dove I 1 felt as if I 1 had done a wrong I 1 exactly know how but there was an indescribable sensation of guilt resting upon me all the forenoon it seemed as if dinner time would never come and as for going home one minute before dinner 1 we would uld as soon cut my ears off so I 1 went fretting and moping around till dinner time j home I 1 went feeling much as a criminal must roust when the jury is haying buying in their hands his destine life or death I 1 make up my mind how she would meet me but some sort of a storm I 1 expected will you believe M t 7 she rever greeted me with a sweeter smile never had a better dinner dinnen for me than on that day but there was the churn just where I 1 left itt ill it not a word was passed I 1 felt cut and every mouth full of that dinner seemed as if it would choke me she sha did not pay any regard to it however but went on as if nothing had happened bapp happ ened before dinner was over I 1 had again re resolved and shoving back my chair I 1 marched up to the churn and ans anc went at it the old way splash drip drio rattle I 1 kept it up As if in spite the butter vias was never so long coming I 1 supposed the cream stin standing ding so long hal had got warm so I 1 redoubled my efforts obstinate matter the afternoon wore away while I 1 was churning I 1 aused at lait from real exhaustion when she spoke for tor the first time lime comb coma acome tom my dear you have rattled that buttermilk att ermil k quite long enough it if it is only for fun you are doing it I 1 knew how bow etwas in a flash she had brought the butter in the forenoon and left the churn standing with the buttermilk butter milli in for ma me to exercise with |