Show A clever takeoff take off mr carboy is a character connected with the new york sunday atlas and frequently says oma nome very queer and funny fumy and truthful thing the tha f following clever hit at certain editors who get up weekly learned arnedt le replies to the questions question quest lon ion of imaginary correspondents is worth printing and here it is mr hir carboy presents his compliments to the weekly miss aliss nancy papers and respectfully of fers ers at red reduced need raie rafe rate sany bany amount of answers to correspondents correspondent manufactured aa as per order miss ELLA elna it would not be proper for you k under inder the circumstances to obey your mamma you cannot with propriety ask your affianced ij if ie likes baked beans no LADY LADT or OF tue TUB LAKE your papa knows best lard is not good for the hair goshen batterr may do if scented to remove dirt from liova your land hands soap and water are excellent you will dot not catch cold T U B you have lost your wager julius assar did not kill birtus cicero did not append B C or A C to this name ADONIS if you are engaged to clementina you may rilay without the knowledge of her inexorable papa present her with a paper of pins she consider herself stuck jemey cac CITY ci city hall nall is in in the park bowling green is not in union square the legisla ture tura urb ura meets at albany the chief ingredient used in makin making bread ia Is flour it is is generally ene rally raily baked by mea means ns of heat beat ANXIOUS INQUIRER liow how can con I 1 get a wife who will suit me mea marry narry every woman you meet until you get the right one DIANA youre a brick is very vulgar quite low you should say you are the compound conglomeration of silex and alum mine cine made firmy ay coherent by the influence of artificial caloric created during the of ignited wood montmorency icy we cannot undertake to return rejected articles X PS ia Is not an abbreviation of pickled sardines LEONORA do up you house work first make the beds sweep and then you can remonstrate with tl tt e cook in regard to cold victuals butier butlen MARTHA lord swab did not marry bis his butter butler au an english butler is invariably cf f tha the male gender render A valet is not aa an indispensable he lie is an upper servant bei sei vant POP GOES THE WEASEL Melph ome ia is foolish you have a perfect right tight to take her bar grandmother to the theater and she should not begeal be jealous yoa you should not take mel alel 1 by the nobe nose ose with the thumb and finger of your left hand when yon you kiss her it iba isa is a trouble to you and hialit might be ul to her P P the sun ilses in the east hens do donot not always set in thorest the tho west the lay lav of the last was not an eg egg it t was a song PUMP certainly not ANNA of course Dui dul DUBIOUS ilous sious consult a lawyer K K Y cant do it MIRANDA it is not proper to let lat adolph adolphas kist kiss y you 0 awn in the street et nor is it ladylike lady like for you to sit down d 0 a tipon upon a I 1 I 1 fire pu plug g if your sister loves lovea the policeman she had bad better iet let him take her up P |