Show examination of school teachers A writer in in the new oi 0 leans sunday delta deita in lik discoursing on le ilia subject of humbugs humburgs hum hurn bugs bugg takes lakes occasion to discuss the merits of that species which relates lo 10 the examination of eachers teachers of pubic schools and relates tile the fol foi follon loi iol g which came under tinder his own ob observation serval ion lon paving paying a visit v sit to a lady friend residing in one of our suburban villages and who wis was 4 about applying for or a situation in fit one of their pullia school joll JOIL 11 I 1 was induced lo 10 accompany lier her to the place appointed for lor tile hie ol 01 teachers trien irien Iti ert eri and there I 1 witnessed for the first time one of those thoe ludicrous performances which generally come oti off previous to the opening of our chu cho school chool ehu ol after waiting ha un hour or t two to o a bustling litile little mail man appeared arid ind summoned tile the candidates into no ill adjoining room oar frici d asked and obtained pennis sion aion for tor me tc be admitted tiso biso t iso the ladles ladies alio numbered about twenty of various bariou ase and arid judging aiom appearances of vari varl various ois were di d acted to 10 occupy the seath seals which had been placed for lor them in the tile form forin ot of A semi temi ch ancle cle cie fronting a kind of desk which hicha however was sep separated ep aratea araUd from them by a curtain I 1 was favored with a side seat which greatly ei et lai ced rny my pleasure as I 1 could distinctly see all that iran aired on oil both sides of the curtain curt ain din the ilia desk dek w was 1 ell ele occupied by ty some half dozen gentlemen who se seemed d auy any ihirg but happy they could not d determine t ermine upon the he person to open the play pla pia after much altercation and another hours delav delay they agreed that lle ile the lie oldest peak speak peah girt first the cu acta lain rose and the man rose making a step or two forward lie he folded his arms railed raided iia lia eyes imploringly groaned painfully bowed awful awfully lv and spoke 0 spirit of schmidt thou must have been around and about inspiring tile tiie be man he said ladies La dies diep I 1 alev you all to make von voa school veil den you must mut j st at dell deil jut just dell me all de tings lings vat vai I 1 x s boudi d den I 1 vill fiill von ion blace for you to 0 o inake make de school tc hool honl speak out loud oud and plain and arid pa pe no falit fant now dell me hie ven vas de vite pear no answer tat ish lali too hart veil ven vou von you goes in in de market arid and pus a dime of sou sour krout for tor a guile gulle how moosh change you have haye 1 no answer da dat ish too loo hart too tool veil how you bould mit nut english potato said a pert little alies of fifteen who lad had doubtless obtained her dip diploma loina ioina coot now dell me vat ih ish i h de name of de shtick vat goes atoo der mittle mittie of de horld to hinz hang him up on no answer von more and I 1 pe finish der haf bat von pook vat makes der peebles talk and udd pa PO and say nice tings lings like der preacher vat ish der name of dat pook grammar said our little aliss miss coot coot coote ES 8 clapper and you ish mine dear and coot friends ter ler poor mans daughter you may make von school all dem vat dont know kin yot yost yo t go home and lain some more thi of course put pat an end to 0 o the performance and all left we for one feeling that we had never witnessed a play better woith the money wonder if any such scene ever occurred in this region HOW TO KEEP BABIES QUIET NEW au old oid bachelor having been seduced into the commitment of matrimony and being troubled after a certain time with a posterity of young bachelors contrived the following plan to keep e ely eft them quiet As soon as the he sweet little creature awakes and begins to squall set it up lip in bed propped by a pillow if it cant sit fit it a alone nione i one and smear swear its ils fingers with thick mola sc then get a half a dozen feathers into its hands arld and it will at ones once commence picking the feathers from one oue hand to the other until it drops asle asie asleep As soon as it wakes again inore molasses mo laes an and feathers should be applied immediately and in pace of the nerve astounding yells of the little dear there thera will be a sweet and calm silence producing tie tl tle e most profound enjoyment and rapturous domestic felicity A teacup lea tea cup cup with molasses can be nt kept at the head of the bed in a stand drawer ready for fo ruse tuse syrup is bald said to be preferable to ct mirion molares mo mol moi laces asad I 1 |