Show THE OGDEN STANDARD-EXAMINE- ster tremendously and leave his classmate not mutt met? mtm PUBLISHING COMPANY EDITOR AND QEM1UI MlMAnER Frank Fraud Aociat Edl tor Leonard a DletU Asaoclata General Manager AN INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER A U GLA81LAN N Published Every Evening and Sunday Morning Muzzle or a Club Without a Entered at the postoffice at Ogden Utah as second class matter according to Act of Congress March 3 1879 Members of The Associated Press United Press NEA Service and A B C The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news credited to It or not otherwise credited la this dispatches paper and also the local news SUBSCRIPTION PRICES By Carrier 85o a month $920 a year when paid in advance By Mall— Must be paid in advance 75c a month $800 a year m Utah Idaho Nevada and Wyoming AH Other States $100 a month $1200 a year bartender behavior 'pHERE are many stories about the old- time bartender who never took a drink and who never allowed a customer to become drunk at his bar Those stories are of craftsmen in the trade before prohibition but at a bartenders ball in Detroit recently the members of this old profession 'demon strated that they haven’t lost their pride in behavior Something like 1000 of the bartenders and their feminine companions crowded into one of the city’s swankiest ballrooms and it was graced with the best that vintner brewer and distiller had to offer Were there fights and arguments and d gents and wobbly ladies? Not a of it The bartenders made merry in sign own their quiet fashion until far into the : morning without a table knocked over or a gueslhighland flinging on the dance floor To no customer did the management have " flush-face- to say: “No more’ tonight buddy Come back tomorrow and have one on the house” As one bartender remarked: “After all it’s the ethics of the thing that counts RULE OF LEARNING TT isn’t unusual for lecturers and educators to disagree on practically any given subject but when two authorities like Dr Albert Edward Wiggam and Robert Maynard Hutchins take opposite stands on the subject of vocational training is it any wonder the average student may get a little con- - fused? President Hutchins of Clilcago univer- sity addressing the Inland Daily Press con- ’ stiff-backe- ‘ ng up “You got here good here’s HealySit down on this Tall windows behind ‘my headtI like couch” to the light you can see other people back being I feel like a schoolboy about to pass qn better At the end of the room a dais curvexamination ed horseshoe fashion surmounted by a mahogany horseshoe bench a la law courts Paintings around the walls of navy subjects In the U of the horseshoe are tables for stenogs witnesses and reporters Witnesses look up examiners look down Have you ever had a bad dream and felt two dozen pairs of eyes transfixing you? A committee member appears from behind a tall screen and curtains behind the horseshoe then another and another another until a dozen are seated In pops Chairman Vinson They make an interesting study in human character Cole of New York young aristocratic disdainful Delaney' red face pugnacious Irish as his name Vinson scampish puckish with prominent nose and foreshortened jaws Naas of Wisconsin stocky baldish cigar jutting forth at rakish angle making note? Kniffin handsome earnest kindly eyes gray streaks in black hair Shannon" elderly twinkle-eye- d beAH sorts sizes These spectacled I shapes thought make the laws by which you and I must live "The first witness will be Dr Thomas Healy L is Dr Healy here?” Vinson looks round the room Healy tall baldish gray-hair- red-cheek- ej ed and an eternal persistent twinkle of satire turning up the corners of his eyes goes to the witness table Sprawls brief case papers and goodness know what else over the table giving the impression he’s about to dig in for a long siege He begins reading in a tone which can be heard over in the White House a mile away “The American people are In a daze as to our foreign policy” he thunders at the committee Their attention is lively The witness puts punch into his stuff! “What are we going to defend? Committee members wish they knew! Bang! goes Vinson’s gavel signifying ten minutes are up Bang or no bang Healy talks right through the noise drowns it out long-wind- ed ' of the rress RENO’S PLACE IN THE SUN Omaha World-Heral1 Paul Gallico’s interesting study of Reno the Nevada town which makes divorce a profitable local Industry reveals it as a curious combination of the old and the new frontier The old is found in the drinking gambling sexual freedom that often characterized the pioneer outposts The new is discov- ered in the discreet luxury with which these indulgences are practiced in the midst of a community otherwise ordinary and For our part we prefer the old frontier Its communities were of men men who lived hard as well as played hard The chips were cashed in gold dust or clinking coin earned by the sweat of the men who make the stakes The communities were governed by law and whatever else may be said of them they did not produce weaklings f But the rnbderh sporting community of Reno is of another character Its patrons are women usually of wealth whom Galileo correctly calls failures They have failed at marriage perhaps through no fault of their own perhaps through fault shared equally with their husbands perhaps because they are the inevitable product of a wealthy and useless society It is not a pretty picture presented by these women during their six weeks of residence in Nevada seeking forgetfulness in drink betting their alimony on roulette accepting the attentions of gigolos impa-- ’ tlently killing time until the decree is signed and they can make another gamble on another marriage It is not surprising that in such an atmosphere should develop the leaders of a national confidence game and swindle ring The divorce mill is full of tips for swindle victims The tolerant open policy of the town encourages the linking of "protection’' in the frauds The Reno underworld veneered with respectability as part of 'the pageantry of divorce produced a rascally crowd Now some of the ringleaders have been convicted in New York in a court presided over by the tired Justice Van Devanter but we wonder whether another ring will not soon sprout from the peculiar soil of Reno The town the divorce industry the Vice are sores pointing to the deeper illness in a small segment of American life to which money coming easily carries with it too little sense of responsibility in its management: and to which pleasure since it must be the chief aim of life Is a drug fostering bizarre desires We are a little bit in awe of Reno which has isolated itself so completely from the commonly accepted standards of American life with people whose problems have so little relationship to the world of today d) 3 £ law-abidi- ng eix-shoot- er v by-prod- ti “Boake Carter” calls Vinson I follow the Inventor The chair was very warm I He must have been nervous Qualifications first That of merely a newspaperman who has seen the futility of war once “This country the only haven where a man may What are we pursue life7 liberty and happiness Are we going to extend our line going to defend? of defense 600 miles up the Yangtze or defend this We tried to save democracy once behemisphere? fore and promoted Communism and Fascism Try it again and well lose our democracy forever How can we know what to build when we don’t know what we are to defend?” I wonder whether these men listening realized the bitterness and disillusionment of the old world that I knew as an d worlder? Did they understand they held the whole future of America in their One or two did I felt Others acted palms? as though this was all just one more political consideration But they won’t be the ones to fight I thought They’ll do the taking They’ll shout: “You’ll never get my vote” and then Overnight 'an incident and they’ll fall in line wave their arms crying: “Ah it’s all different now!”- And America — free America will die And youngsters you see round about you will die too For what? No one explains Just hysteria And And the world savers brigade propaganda What was that? “Are you aaginst capital ships?” “Of course not but before we build 'em let’s find out where we’re going to use ’em” “Do you mean to say that the Chinese with centuries of religion and customs of their own can succumb to Communism” Delaney “I don’t mean to say anything Look at the facts A million square miles of Outer Mongolia already Sovietized by the Reds chasing rainbows in the Orient give up our liberty to preserve the 's equivalent of chewing gum money ?’fc “Will you lunch with me some day I think I can change your views” Mitchell “Isn’t it the difference of opinion that makes horse-ed?’’r as Mark Twain once observ- ex-ol- one-year- 1’ “What’s that book you referred to?” another committee memder" ‘Why Meddle in the Orient?’ with an accent on the meddle’’ I wonder if they got that? Im going to send him a copy It may help to save a life God knows I hope so Maybe my own boy who knows? Vinson and his at Standard-Examine- r y j able eyes glow when he comes upon some ambitious canvas that shows promise1 Immediately he will beg the embryo painter to cleave to non-com- mercial ideals J the “labor relaxation act” and “leek of polchasing power” de- nounced from a public platform as such “Satan has got hold of this meeting!” one delegate kept exAt theclaiming conference which nearly a thou“What delegation Is he on?” sand of the former group attend- demanded another delegate ed In Washington it became ob- bristling at the news vious that some of them arrive And the chief bouncer was - “ at similar conclusions independ- head of the local police “radical ently and that others just parrot squad” long practiced in rough- - —v the headlines ly handling bonus and hunger ) But the boys did deliver a ter- marchers rific wallop to any idea Roose- (Copyright 1938 NEA Service velt had that he could get any Inc) strong support — or any new ideas from small business s Through all the con met and turmoil nothing stood Scultz ’ out more distinctly than the wist’ ful yen of small business for a return to the dear old days of Calvin Coolidge Various deleKANSAS CITY Feb' 24— (AP) ' gates estimated that from 90 to — William Schultz a carpenter 95 per cent of their group had recalled today a week 30 years voted for Landon in 1936 ago when Adolf Hitler German fuehrer 'spoke few words” EFFECT ALMOST NIL f “I was a carpenter then like It seems likely that the “little now” Schultz said telling of the ' business men” and their re com mendations most of which 1m time when Hitler then a house painter worked beside him on a plied criticism of New Deal aims house in Vienna and legislation will have little “This Hitler Is not like what if any effect he to be In a week he' used The demonstrated solidarity of few words A young boy spoke business is being used by the he was me He brought saulike President’s conservative advise and beer for lunch sages to influence him But his liberal ' “No mustache then Just a pale advisers are using the fiasco as15 or about 16 I guess not boy pects of the show to convince much Not saying talking about him that the little fellows know even less than the big fellows politics like he does now JustN about problems of economics and talking about work and doing ) what the boss said tq do government In the large Government action to make loans available for Industry was being planned before the guests ’Grave’ arrived and this recommendation will be heeded Urging the strengthening and enforcement of monopoly laws was right down DENVERl Feb 24 — (AP) — the administration alley Curi- Morton E Andrews 32 exchangously enough It came from a ed his “home” in an abandoned gathering vociferously resentful Denver cemetery for a Jail cell against the Ickes and Jackson today after a housewife pointed speeches From the various group con- to him in a police lineup at her r'x ferences came several recom- assailant'Detective Howard Fayraml mendations in conflict with those said Mrs Mary Goodner declarof other groups One group deed Wednesday manded prompt balancing of the was the man night Andrews beat her Into budget and another suggested a unconsciousnesswho Feb when she 10000000000 transcontinental refused him food He8 was' held highway spending program One today for group demanded a sales tax and Andrews questioning told Fayrara he had another argued against It Most in a slept such differences were Ironed out about Dec 1sunken grave since Fayram said by the group which formulated final recommendations EASE FOR STRIKERS NURSE CAME TOO WARSAW Feb 24— (AP) — Men who had never seen or Warsaw’s strikers- - want heard of each other were sus- comfort operadecided the first They picious of each other and often night of their strike Tuesday wasf too adopted a devoted to sirglngHy attitude toward anyone andvigorously Wednesday night who seemed trying to assert they dancing out dragged stagfe properleadership They were suspicious ties and used them for beds A of fancied administration “stack- baritone slept In Lohengrin's ing” efforts of the big New York swan delegation of imagined efforts of large business elements to Ptolemy in 150 A D made control the first gazetteer but his work Never before had New Dealers was lost until the 15th century - never-to-be-forgott- -- Recalls Another Hitler cat-call- — v cfF Tasked you not to give the servants tips on the stock market The cook took such a beating yesterday she won’t speak to me” True story: A young man well known in Newj York busi ffess circles was recently given the gate from a job he held nine years without explanation from his boss Confused and hurt he Case Records of a Psychologist made the mistake of telling prospective employers that he vas sacked because Jiis boss was crazy and was jhus turned By Dr George W Crane down on job after job for which Northwestern University ' he was ably qualified On the he verge of a nervous ctack-u- p These political sissies who ran away from things and is still meekly accept Do you keep present flaws away so his friends have not in government without fightyour car fo been ’able to tell him he was ing back give me a the ground ? pain right His boss did go crazy last Don't be misled simply beweek’ cause the majorities are on the other side Majorities are ofNancy Hoyt talented writer ten wrong and sister of the equally talent CASE ed poetess Elinor Wylie Reuben F aged and 31 mad-cais a of a something college professor literary “No I seldom vote in an elecis greatly interested In bird cages although she has no inter tion” he confessed “Both parest in birds She thinks they are ties are crooked anyway so somehow amusing Not long what difference does it make? she “Besides there are enough made a bird cage for a ago friend a bride and in place of floaters and morons to far outthe perch dangled a wedding weigh my ballot I don’t take of gifts and paternal pats on the ring through which she had any interest In politics It makes back They want sincere praise drawn a well balanced sardine little difference to me which par- for honest effort They want to Kinda hilariously goofy when ty or which candidate wins the be noticed and called by name Labor troubles are largely un election you think about it! “The political speakers just necessary If leaders keep their Draft dodger: George Jean tell the same old lies and make ear to the ground The consum Nathan lives in perpetual terror thefsameiglib promises They er survey Is invaluable to every of drafts He will quit a theatre use the same old platitudes and kind of leader I always keep “plants” in my college classes restaurant or private dinner rabble rousers to learn If my lectures are “Even if injust took an I active pronto at the slightest wisp of breeze Also he works in an un- terest Jn politics what can a “going across” with a bang or ventilated office and adds to the lone man do against the masses if I am slipping In some regard I don’t expect to coast at least mugginess by puffing fierce of unthinking voters?” until my pall bearers roll me InDIAGNOSIS: black cigars No progress is ever possible to the hearse We should all where men and women passive keep alive and young which Elbows on the dining table are to present circum- means in touch with reality and submit absolutely o k according to ly d stances most informed experts in upper shrug their shoulders In a bracket behaviourism Although despairing gesture and are too (Copyright by The Hopkins there’s a i lazy or listless to try Syndicate Inc) law that with elbows on the In 1492' all of Europe took one table hands have to get busy stand but Columbus took the and do something they should-n’- t opposite So did Fulton and EdBoth Emily Post and Mar- ison j When Christ was crucified he gery Wilson closed the discussion with the dictum: “Elbows left only 11 disorganized apos on the table are all It ties in11an Immoral age But seems les$ stiff” Aright men went to work spy tells those me that at a recent dinner Emi- against the entire Roman em ly Post who had her elbows so pire and within a few centuries adjusted most of the time was made Christianity the state re constantly tweaking an off ear ligionV p and Margery Wilson who s Today a church spire 'arises More like March charm and poise was alter- from every village and hamlet nately twirling a note book and as a tribute to the sturdy eduFebruary is getting ready to cational battle waged by that roar feeling her face (or blow) out like a lion minority group after Aloy-su- s coming in a baa-a- a SWIM AGAINST CURRENT Last of the little cigar smok-er- s office the Is boy going to The majority are not seem to be Gelett Burgess always to catch up the get lamb early and Roscoe Peacock the! sage of right In fact the minorities are when next month arrives a often North Cohocton- At lunch the step ahead of the majorother day Burgess offered Pea- ity in scientific advancement It Chops cock a slim cigarillo— the kind often takes years to chops he yells and popularize If Sol’s heard the story then asks new he keeps in a pocket in his truths and scientific invenabout the socks Peacock gazed in com- tions so by the time the major-t- y dirty shirt Of course are sold on the new ideas the answer Is “no” and then he plete bewilderment He knew counters with: of no one else who smoked thin he advancing fringe of progressive ones He sends to Tampa for leaders is far ahead form-m- g ‘That’s one on you’ a new minority his and Burgess gets his right TTie elder arotmd the corner LaFollette was conSolemnly sidered shook a radical but most of Ho hum cream of the crop hands The they beginning of one of Webster’s beauti- us radical views are Here’s the weather (something now acceptable Maximum temful friendships ! conservative to blow about): doctrines perature Wednesday was 47 de33 degrees Thingumbobs: Amos ’n Andy’s Why do older men usually gress with a dumb stenographer is Madeline jrow conservative? Because minimum early this morning Lee t are of hey lazy They quit invent- Robert E Lee and an expert or doctrines in At seven wm (windy 34morndesaid the character actress mercury Lew Lehr so at the age of 60 ing) the movie short comic convuls- bey are still holding on grees and barometric pressure to ed the Dutch Treat club and got views they championed at 40the 3028 the biggest ovation ever accord-- 1 public has caught up ed a guest of honor Skies were clear one year ago Mur- T®?1 meanwhile and even dock Pemberton has not worn a j passed them Hence a former with 41 degrees maximum and 18 degrees a white shirt for ten years — the! radical may minimum become ultimately a Is the better his credo gaudier conservative unless he keeps m the harness and PS—When Sol got married continues to A night of complete frustrahe gave his bride creatf’or champion new truths on pay-da- y tion in accomplishing sleep $1400 of his $1500 salary and TRUTH MARCHES ON brought me to the finish line Many complacent business kept only a dollar for himself he gave with this mumbo jumbo: Twin- men who once But the second pay-dawere kle twinkle little star how I tirqes in touch withalert to the- his wife $100 and kept $1400 their em- for himself wonder what you are! I am fn' nM?nd to Ee'?!ltlve any shift sick of Girl Meets Boy When “Why Sol” she cried in inopinion or fashion are the girl is Myrna Loy now out of contact with life jured tones “How on earth do Their businesses coast alon you think I can manage a whole (Copyright 1938 McNaught week on a paltry dollar?” for Syndicate) awhile but may be rapidly “Darned if I know” he heading for dissolution They are “I had a rotten time Although death has robbed news- too lazy to read the signs of dereaders of O O ' McIntyre cay paper week now It’s your last myself small-tow- n boy from Gallipolis selvesThey may try to kid them- turn” Ohio who won fameahd wealth along by a philanthropic paternalism the toward their emhis column interpreting big city Wisconsin is' the leading cheese J-17- 6: p -- j open-minde- al -- Resident Named Attacker anti-monopol- y - ’ “who-the-hell-are-you- ?” CODE NO 14S CODE NO Ill CODE NO 110 o ped-die- o - ‘ IlljHIS WHISKEY IS j so-call- g YEARS OLD ed o br-rr-- rr great-grand-daught- nJ 1 er rMeIdeas i pi f it m jt $j Sfcarcnu' 0 i&g b-r-r- rr TltU8 T : V S0PK30F y gavel owlishly looking tne timekeeper below armed with stop watch run these discussions in congressional iney committees on the stopwatch basis America’s democracy Life liberty and The whole future stake of the nation happiness on the mechanical tick of a stop watch set by a politician! What a ghastly tragedy! What a mockery I And teas written in advance by the ace ployes how many people understand state in the Union with that? I wonder columnist But men want wages Instead producing New York ranking second -- v Feb 24--It Is now clear that “little business men” although sorely confused pattern after the ?big business men” in their economic thinking i psycho-physiologic- -- WASHINGTON die-har- ds d vention in Chicago declared: : “The first responsibility of the college is to help the student understand the traditional wisdom of the race It should not attempt to prepare people for specific jobs” He added that any course to be taught in college should be fundamental and a suband finishes on his own time Committee members ject that can be taught shoot questions Some are Some are On the other hand Dr Wiggam lecturer cleverly worded Some just plain dumb Healy leans back lights a cigarette and amiably and author of several modem “behavior” wags an admonitory finger at the committee while books including “Exploring Your Mind” lecturing them in stentorian tones The committee seems to him handle learned gingerly They was lavish in a recent lecture with praise he has “the goods” and why not after studying of vocational guidance not only in college foreign relations for twenty-fiv- e years and being one of the nation’s foremost national defense experts? but in high school He declared too many “Any more questions? No? Thank you sir” students found their abilities by accident Next comes a stocky little man with crinkly hair or never found them at all He even favored An aerial inventor He galloped through courses teaching the technique of applying his set speech'tprpedo in a monotone — all about bombs dnd more bombs and still more bombs It fairly will for a job rain bombs in the future says he Battleships smile It may be possible that both of the learn- Pouf f Useless he says The navy spectators like him bombard condescendingly questions Many down and are hard ed gentlemen laying his bombs His answers seem mostly to reveal fast rules where no such Joules can be ap- that he wouldn’t like to be on a battleship In the next war The navy laughs How about a sub plied Vocational guidance could fit one stumarine some one asks? The inventor doesn’t dent and be lost on another whereas a think much of that either Bombs and aerial torgeneral education might develop one young- - pedoes are his long suits O pinions in Greenwich Village where the continue to starve for principles Still a number of flaming zealots who have studied at Julien’s anc hope to get back to Boul Mich when economic skies clear These are the last of the mod em rebels deploring comme’r cialism and stoutly damning their fellows who succumbed to the easy go of newspaper comics or advertising illustrations The last of the unswerving in their devoirs to art for art’s sake Particularly do the fatthfu resent the spread of nut night clubs and other foody falleroos that have supplanted so many quiet waffle parlors and coffee And made their worlc shops Now anc slightly honky-ton- k then a rare and mellow patri-- ! arch will be found among them An oldster with white musta-chio- s goatee corduroys and beret He usually bears the sobriquet of Poppa and his venersoul-hungr- t By Rodney Dutcher heard the “anti Sherman trust Washington laws” “monolistic practices” Correspondent the “undisturbed profits tax” studios Congressman Henry C Luckey’s pretty secretary walked down the long marble corridor in the House office building with me"Plane late headwinds on time?” How does Vinson run his committee we are!” —here “A few minutes late usually “You’re very kind” Open double doors covered by a large triple-panelered screen The buzz of conversation Inside spectators curious and jutt Idle seated In chairs d rows of Many were women tell-tal- e mold of society some with that inevitable told was "peace group women” I There was William B Shearer suave tanned faint superclllious smile flicking thin lips he was the man you remember who upset the Geneva arms conference by his activities for "big navy” and the steel companies A couple of navy commanders in civvies sat widely separated probably for the navy to‘ see what went on in the day’s aide to FDR a well-set-An proceedings marine corps officer hangers on round the door screen where to sit From out of nowhere bobbed Mr Luckey Come Of Sessions However JNEW YORK Feb 24 — There candle-li- t attic Washington Scene Naval Hearings Why More Battleships? ry Small Business Conclave Was Good Show — Little To are still a few Boake Carter stool-pigeoni- By George Clark McIntyre $ says THURSDAYEVENING FEBRUARY 24 1933 SIDE GLANCES untouched Either rule is like saying all college boys because they should run the quarter-mil- e all have two legs apiece Humans don’t fit in arbitrary patterns But R ilia an-sw’er- ed h HIIJAM WALKER a SONS PEORIA ILLINOIS WALICERVILLE OUT GLASGOW SCOTLAND o I |