| Show I THE OGDEN C--A STASueHEO © ' PUBLISHING COMPANY t EDITOR AND GENERAL MANAGER Prank Francis and will W bowman Associate Editors W L N Cox Associate General Manager A U G LAS MANN AN INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER Published Every Evening and Sunday Morning Without a Muzzle or a Club Entered at the postoflice at Ogden Utah as second class matter according to Act ot Congress March 8 1879 Members ot The Associated Press United Press NEA 4 Service and A B C The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to tub use tor to It or not republicatlon of all newt dispatches credited otherwise credited in this paper and also the local news - SUBSCRIPTION PRICES Carrier 75c a Month By Mall— Must Be Paid in Advanco—65c a Month $100 a Tear lr Utah Idaho Nevada and Wyoming — All Other States $100 a Month “This year’s election was a Uberti avalanche Landon who at heart and in his Kansas record was a thoroughgoing liberal was bound and gagged by the history of his party and by his party’s theory of strategy in this campaign It is not impossible that America may see a new party alignment in 1940 the contest between the liberals and the radicals It is even possible that the protest against Roosevelt’s SUNDAY MORNING NOVEMBER 29 1938 UNCLE SAM IN MANY LANDS (ENGLISH CARTOONIST SUGGESTS WE SCRAP THE OLD U S CHARACTER) unday IVlorning Oreakfast lltTOl THB world! By ROE FUE&ERSON ey new-fashion- ENGLISH CONCEPTION EVIDENTLY BASED ON QUICK SKETCH OF SOPAE ? AMERICAN TOURIST ABOUT IQ27 me uncle shylock RUSSIAN IMPRESSION INSPIRED OY SOVIET NEWS STORIES ABOUT THE VERSION (BOO!) CREATED SOME DEBTS COMPOSITE EUROPEAN IDEA OF MR- - AMERICA RESULTING FROM TOO MANY TRIPS TO THE MOVIES 11 well-payin- of the Press baldness is still mystery to science ' (Literary Digest)' Edward is a nice man but but simply has nd right young when ?eLodi?rto£mdnair3 ft?01? the scaIp of the averae to my throne — mystenous inner call unknown to science Tony “King Anthony I" Hall these’hahs beeS to predepart no power can their stay going tender to throne of England Dr Herman Goodman New York authority on skin and hair health in neW book’ “Cosmetic Dermatology’ Hi1mf?hilyiirjep0rt We are working on a fundamenyears research have led to a few palliatives but no cure3 or preventives for baldness tally wrong principle Prices have been fixed in proportion to the From a third to half of all men In this become bald he estimates the percentage of Women is small country Worst of it is no 'one ple to and willingness of the peopay rather than on the bests and barbers vsu- - of production Dea‘ Symtrea°t ItTa'rtSn ailment Therefore the ehar-in- g but the cause probably is more than skin deTptreat of the work wealth and resources of the the only so ExpeJn?‘!nt havf hown that’ if children are fed minute quanti- - lution in doingworld is with away animal P°la0nOus drug they will lose all their war— hafrndS1 HfS ftcetat®’ drug Professor H R Bainton lose hair on the idea Bine thallium thought to tteet thS’ ympathet?e Yale university nervous system its action on the hair may that the ' ? Only a man who preached viogrowth also Is influenced-bthe sympathetic rt J liiat is the case then ther® must be some time between lence then could have won the of energetic people I would childhood and middle age when part of the hair that fringe not have found the following I dethiS lnflU£”Ce- T“‘e- the re!t domlnance0m nervo sired if I had announced I wanted to conquer the state by legal Another theory i3 that gland secretions control" hair pre- means — Adolf Hitler commenting growth— sex sumably glands since hair l?ss is common to men relatively infrequent in women But treatment of baldness by injection of gland on his rise to power products has not solved the problem! Notions that Dr Goodman ex-- f The best way to be a useful citibaIdne“ u caused by washing the hair too much bv tlat to acquire a knowledge of zen fihut off circulation by hats without proper one' is vfntnf ns community If you take your Washing removes oil he admits nevertheless some per you will responsibilities sistent head washers have luxurious hair others who seldom shampoo try to know yourseriously officials not only circulation is important b tight hats affect before election also but hardly afterward L ye"Ulatl0n theory 13 disproved Many men wear no hats get —Mrs Franklin D Roosevelt just the same — — —— Even heredity fails to supply an answer to the baldness puzzle Skeletons sea of creatures are Loss of hair generally runs in families but not always Dr Goodman found m the mountains Himalaya himself came of a family plentifully covered with hair be 11000 feet above eea level jj bald f ‘ gul-Ubiii- 1 K - Sn - p- I- 4r up-po- under i J ’ ty one 'Interrupted us” continued Lucy making a snoot at him “times have changed as times always have Women being bright creatures have changed with them It is not men who change with the times They still wear notched collars when notches In collars make no sense they still have buttons on the back of their coat sleeves when buttons on the back of coat sleeves serve no useful purpose they still wear the same cut of trousers the same length of coattail and all the same things their grandfathers wore "Women have outgrown bustles and hoopsklrts they have marched along with time leaving petticoat AND THEN THERE MAY STILL BE A FEW PEOPLE WHO HAVE SAM CONFUSED WITH ANOTHER WHITE whiskered GENTLEMAN buxk IN WASHINGTON BRISBANE (Copyright 1938 King Feature Syndicate lne1 “Keg D 8 Pat Oft Standard-Examin- One Big Fish War Comes Closer By RODJNKY DUTCHER Washington Correspondent 28 — Nov about reports that tin movie Is cuddling up to industry has a $150000 a year Job the new deal again you can ex for him although such rumors Now-4ingto- that big business President Roosevelt interrupting journey to attend to official business did a little fishing from a whale boat off Port of Spain It was poor fishing but the president did not complain he caught something worth while on election day To catch 46 out of a possible "his fish is good fishing Europe and Asia seem to be getting a little closer to war although many wise ones think it still far off Germany admits willingness to side with Japan in a fight against Bolshevism Practical Stalin man of few words tells Japan what he thinks of her pact with Germany by refusing to renew a treaty that permits Japan' to fish in Russian waters off the coast of eastern Si- beria That fishing' privilege is vitally important to the feeding of Japan’s surplus millions increasing at the rate of one million new Japanese every year Perhaps Hitler and Japan have plans to get what they want from Russia' without - Stalin's consent England and France dealt with Germany In that fashion after the first big war — now they almost wish they had taken less During the big war while Japan was helping herself in the east 1 at Germany’s expense wisely er WASHINGTON More Houses Needed Would Not Eat Ladies 48 after petticoat to mark their trail ODAY BEHIND THE SCENES By ARTHUR j anti-capitalis- tic ENOUGH FOR ME? mb ( ' tub-thumpi- hg long-legge- con- tent to “observe” the Europeans butchering each other Germany's kaiser warned the Mikado of fearful things that would be done to him at the end of the war Now that kaiser who would not let well enough alone is a sad old white haired man exiled in Hol- pect a number of raids on the administration1 personnel Natural desire of financial-industriinterests to employ men who know the ropes and can exert influence In Washington plus the natural desire of most new dealers to make a little money is bound to result in some job changes which will be newfe Feelers already are being extended toward ' several more or less prominent officials One of Roosevelt’s great problems has been lack of adequate personnel ' especially on the administrative end But big business probably will be glad to lend him plenty of new help That also has been one of Roosevelt’s troubles With Jim Farley away In Europe Hollywood knows more than Wash- al hadn’t received any offers but there has been plenty of transoceanic radio traffic since then and everybody knows Jim is quitting the cabinet The movie magnates stuck their necks out such an unprecedented distance in the campaign that they’re supposed to be feeling that Jim would be a baranti-Roosev- elt gain at $150000 FARLEY’S PRESTIGE SOARS Furthermore the election so enhanced Farley’s prestige that even John D Rockefeller Jr lifted his hat and bowed in a cordial letter to Jim (Rockefeller like J P Morgan is heavily interested in the movie industry) Also Jim has more Imallowed to fly planes and learn portant personal perhaps contacts throughhow to release bombs out the nation than any other man — his network of these was Lord Beaverbrook arrived in New enabled him to predict the what elecYork on the Bremen in the morn-in- g tion results with such amazing sailed again on the Bremen the same night looked at his new accuracy American airplane and told the Is Also wafted around Washington a rumor that Joseph P Kenworld “war is improbable because no nation dares to fight” The state- nedy former SEC chairman will ment might have been more accu- be hired as a sort of “czar” or corate had he said no nationals ordinator of the public utilities inexcept the nations of Mussolini dustry with the primary function Hitler Stalin Kem&l Pasha and of compromising differences bethe Japanese Mikado Some of those tween the industry and the administration actually crave war Some of his best friends howHe might also have excepted this ever say the rumors are being incountry Uncle Sam does not want to fight never does fight unless spired by those who want" to apsom power abroad or some ass at peal to Joe’s vanity and at the horns forces war on him Then he same time create a demand for such a deal manages to take care of himself That’s all there Is to the story These questions that you may have asked will be answered by at the moment but there may be time perhaps one perhaps two mors because some utilities men are preaching that it would be years time land While a new young German ruler with a tiny black mustache makes a friendly treaty with the Are we having inflation in Amersame Japan ica now with the pouring out of extra dividends bonuses §tc7 Are Langdon Post commissioner of we spending too suddenly and freehousing tells the American Feder- ly accumulated corporation suration of Labor that a great national pluses of several years? What will shortage ot houses exists because happen when there are no more there has been no building N$w surpluses York City especially Is in a bad Are we going back into 1929 way according to Mr Post there recklessness just as hard times the shortage in housing “may have and bitter experience had begun to educate us? Or 'is the country tragio consequences" now learning to use its financial That is good news for the build- resources as it has started using ing trades and temporarily good the hitherto wasted waters of the news for landlords they will not Colorado river? ' overbuild as usual politicians will Water accumulated in a lake or seize the opportunity to raise taxes reservoir does little good until and presently money lenders will spill it out on the dry land you but be once more selling real estate is too much being spilled under foreclosures Life is a brief game of seesaw— now ’up that Is prosperity then Mussolini la a but down that is depression The budget not old and provesgrandfather it by fencing is not the only thing that needs violently for thirty-fiv- e minutes first with a young cadet then with balancing a fencing master With all his terOuf neighbor Nicaragua well ad- rific energy tho Italian leader vanced in modern intelligence es- Should remember that the heart is tablishes a military flying school a pump that grows old although orders fighting plants from the courage does not Mussolini’s heart inUnited States hires a first-clas- 3 has had many severe shocks be structor There is progress every- fore and since he was torn by where and you realize it when bullets in the big war and carried you read in chapter 26 of West-marck- ’s Off for dead on a stretcher He “The Origin and Develop- may work as he likes with his ment of the Moral Ideas" brain but should t treat his heart In ancient Nicaragua women cautiously That applies to all past were held unworthy to perform 50 any duty in connection with the temples and were immolated outPennsylvania hard anthracite coal side the temple ground of the large mines are closed down sanctuaries and even their flesh "bootleg miners” get out the coal was unclean food for the high and then haul and sell it in depriest who accordingly ate only fiance of law occasionally going the flesh of males to jail It is interesting to remember What a jump from a civilization that not very long ago a Philadelin which the high priest would not phia man was put In jail for selling eat ladies that had been slaughter- anthracite coal as fuel Judge and ed to a modern air school in which jury decided that it was criminal young Nicaragua women once ex- to suggest that you could burn cluded from the temples will be “those black stones” so-call- - have been current in the Just before leaving Farley capital swore he ed better to submit to strict regulation than go on with present tactics which encourage what to the industry is much more dangerous — municipal ownership HINT NEW JOB FOR HOOVER Another rumor that may or may not prove true is the very common one that Chief J Edgar Hoover of the bureau of Investigation will quit to become the $25000-a-yehead of the duPont concern’s They have mastered every profession and invaded every business and have gaily led the changing world in its every change "But the big thing woman has done has been to forget her smelling salts She used to be the clinging vine which not only clung but strangled what she clung to She was a helpless sobbing handkerchief-wringin- g frail who depended eternally on some man creature to help her out of every emergency "Running a boarding house teaching school and making hats were her limits and she always did those things with the same sad expression with which a sheep sees the freight train in which it Is riding enter the outskirts of Chicago Sacrificial lambing was her specialty "The same girl that is supposed to be the wild generation is not any wilder than her brother who Is studying to succeed his father in his business or profession She is just as capable as her brother and when she takes a job she takes it as joyously as she takes a high hurdle at a track meeL "If she gets married with the old idea that two can live as cheaply as one can play golf she recognizes that she has made an error in judgment and she takes on a job and they pool the income and budget the outgo She not only takes a job but she Tills it "No longer does she sit like patience on a monument waiting for some man to emulate the ravens which fed Elijah of old Her pretty hands may be well manicured but they are capable and well trained to operate a typewriter an adding machine the faucets of a soda fountain the scalpel of a surgeon the instruments of torture of a dentist or anything else 'which requires skill cool competency and efficiency "The simpering saint of $0 seasons ago has vanished like the great auk which once squatted in countless thousands along the coast of Greenland They served no useful purpose and nature eliminated them The smelling salts girls was fit only for fiction and that fiction only for invalids "Hysteria headaches fainting spells and nerves may have gained her maintenance In those days but they never gained her the love admiration and comradeship which now exist between a husband and wife "You may have noticed that I am cna of the world's best little attention callers You’d be surprised at soma of the things I have called to ths attention of some of the nicest people Right now I am going to remind you that there is no excitement about the lowering of the air-fanni-ng old-fashion- ed - Boats “Booked Up” For Weeks Preceding Coronation LONDON— (UP) — England expects the largest number of visitors in its history for the coronation of King Edward next May Already almost every boat for next season whether from New York or the Malay straits is "booked up” Leading hotels have sold out their accommodations and a search for "1500000 rooms” in the suburbs and the nearby towns has been started by a committee on arf re-- 1 company is sending His best bet he found was an apartment in Pall Mall which would cost him $1500 A view of the long will cost members of thisprocession party 950 each Although anybody hoping to see the procession may as well expect to pay a minimun of $25 and maybe up to $100 there will still be a possibility of getting up early and finding a place like the Englishmen who will line the sidewalks on the day of the corpnation over - hour-and-a-h- a alf -- 44- Rail Financing Hearings Dafed WASHINGTON Nov H(AP)of —Chairman Wheeler the senate committee investigating railway financing announced to-a- ay public hearings would be opened Dec 7 The committee will begin' with study of the Missouri Pacific system Wheeler said despite the recent death of O P Van Swer-ing- en railway financier closely connected with the line (D-Mo- 9 nt) Two Males Killed On Same Corner PLYMOUTH Mass Nov 21— (AP)— Death waited where Vince street crosses Washington street for two husbands of Mrs Mary J‘ Delorey Thursday night an automobile killed her second husband Joseph Delorey 80 at that street intersection Fifteen years ago at the same scene an automobile killed her first husband William White — - O ' 4-- LION RILLS TIGRESS CALCUTTA (UP) -- A royal Bengal tigress and a full gtwn lion staged a betUrto the death in a small too at Agartala Bengal A sweeper left ths connecting doer between the two cages open and: the lion dodged the first attack and then went into close quarters and maintained hi right to the title of king of the Jungle by killing the tigress USt Oidiermi ate come of the American Molasses company is hardly the result of a “raid” Charlie Taussig the company's president is an old friend who is thought to have considered the advertising value of Tugwell’s association as well as the famous brain-truster- ’s brains And Incidentally after Frank vice-preside- 0 rangements PLACES AT PREMIUM But the problem of how to get here and where to stay Is simple In comparison with the much more difficult one of getting a place to view the royal procession on its way to or from Westminster abbey As for getting in the abbey! Well that’s something few Americans except Ambassador Robert W Bingham can even think about attempting By the time the royal family visiting monarchs bishops peers and members of the government axe taken in there will scarcely be any room for others Fortunately the route of the procession is being stretched out over six miles so that American and other visitors will have a reasonable chance to get a place in a hotel store or apartment offering a view But it is going to cost money FIND SPOT FOR SO One American who has been here for years and knows his around was telling about his way efforts to find place for a party 'of 30 that his - birth rate in this country “It may be that the divorce rate Is running up a bit but if one of those useless fact chasing statisticians would deduct the divorces from the marriages and then divide the marriages by the birth police organization Hoover him- rate he would find that these fine self denies this vehemently primodern women are not only healthy vately charging that jealous ene- bringing just as many children into mies within government ranks are the world as their grandmothers circulating the tale There’s no question he has enemies who want to see him out inluding some important ones In the department of justice But if ISTAtlllHID he wants to keep his job they'll have a hard time dislodging him and lately he has been reported as working closely with Senator Harry Byrd of Virginia on a plan to federal police and investigative forces with Hoover himself presumably at the head Rex Tugwell’s departure to bear o CROWD manded Father "Let her stay out of my hair!” 1 said the boy "She soft soaps you All so she can sandpaper me!” “As we were saying when some "HE'S GOOD id D ENGLAND SEES BACK IN THE DATS WHEN ’ US HOPED TOCOLLECT approaching COLLAPSE OF CAPITALISTIC COUNTRIES -- j ed old-fashion- ed dolph Hearst who started out to pick a : er O pinions ”4 did but are doing the "When disaster overtook the job so well girl she took a sob Un- that in cooperation with the doc-thtors der like circumstances the have cut down the per a said takes centage of infant mortality like a job” girl the daughter of the family spirited- pioneer cutting down trees for his cabin ly "Now' I feel that — ” "May I remind you that your l a d mother was an girl?” the Himalayas which cansheep said Father with dignity nn hour” Interrupted run "You may!” laughed Lucy "That lust's the kind ofhera gives me the opportunity to remind brother lamb you that disaster never overtook modernit would take to follow a Mary” her She had the good fortune to would be on their way’” "They man have I marry quite the nicest sister laughing ever met Not only that but she admitted his ' 1938 (Copyright one marveworld McNaught Syn) the into brought lous child as well as one who will do in a very tight pinch” "Leave me out of this!” replied i her brother fiercely to do have say you always "Why unkind things to your sister?” deRECORD ism if he is too arrogant may result in bitter reaction No one can prophesy We are warned and guided by one kindly light amid the encircling ' gloom William Ran- ’s Council-Manag- R radical- winner and planted his kiss of death upon his candidate is left with no one but the PHONE 4511 FOR ALL DEPARTMENTS Liberty league to do him honor It is a comfort to our declining years that in the The Standard-ExaminerPlatform beginning of this campaign the Gazette disavowed and denounced Hearst A certain A Modem City and County building ' A Government for Ogden part of the celestial calm that rests in our Control of a Pure Water Supply to Accommodate heart today rises out of the thought that 150000 Persons f Vigorous Campaign of Cl tv and County Road imHearst and the du Ponts jare looking in the i provements Scenic Road to dount Ogden and Road Prom Ogscrap heap of chaos for their politics pants den Canyon to Weber Canyon —far far from home and harbor” Another North and South Arterial Highway An Improved Highway to Great Balt Lake Mr Hearst cannot feej flattered by the Establishment of Rocky Mountain Air Base Near Ogden comments directed against him either by the supporters of Landon or the followers MYSTERY MAN DIES of Roosevelt Both sides seem to regard OIR BASIL ZAHAROFF mystery man of him as one whose record is such as to Europe is dead He was known as the make his endorsement something to be master salesman of war materials and he is avoided Neither Hearst nor A1 Smith added supposed to have promoted wars and alarms of wars for the purpose of enlarging his strength to the Landon campaign sales His schemes were investigated by the United States and Great Britain but NAVAL ADVANCE the master salesman escaped without direct yHE average citizen naturally measures a accusation of guilt being established as to navy’s strength in terms of its fighting of the charges conspiracy against peace of ships A naval strategist has other' Standnations ards Prosaic' things likp drydocks naval Sir Basil not only sold armamentsr but yards and so on figure very largely in his held a controlling interest in the gambling calculations city of Monte Carlo He did not gamble So it is that the American navy plans to but profited by the weakness of others who spend $15000000 on tile most amazing could not resist the temptation to play the floating drydock ever designed This craft games of chance He therefore was con- will be more han 1000 £eet long and 165 sidered an evil influence and often was feet wide It will have a pointed bow and a assailed as the most - dangerous man in stern gate which can’ bp opened sq that Europe- ships can be taken aboard It is doubtful7 that he got much out of fighting It will accommodate the largest naval veslife beyond the gratifying of a desire to sels including the giant aircraft carriers make money however he made it He died and Saratoga It can be towed with a heart attack and suddenly depart- Lexington at a speed of TO knots — something absoluteing left behind a record of sordid gains ly unheard of for structures of this type and no counter balancing good tio even up This will make little stir in the mind of the score of a' life of striving to accumu the layman To naval strategists it is one of late riches' the most interesting developments in recent naval history For if it works it will en A KING’S DUTY able a fleet to make its base wherever it JN the old days a king was something more finds a deep harbor r than the ruler of a country tie was supIt will give the navy a flexibility and a posed also to stand in the position of! friend freedom from fixed base ssuch as no naval and protector for the downtrodden masses commander heretofore las ever thought who hut for him would be completely at possible the mercy of the powerful nobles - f It is hard to read about King Edward’s SUBVERSIVE recent tour of the “black areas” in Wales retirement of Retford G Tugwell without sensing that the victims of Eng- THE or may may not have particular signifi land’s industrial shakeup still have that old cance in regard to future policies of the feeling toward their king“ Roosevelt administration What can be said Edward visited many poverty-stricke- n definitely is that it removes from the scene villages talked with hundreds of inen who one of the have not worked for many year's listened with alarm strangest bogeymen ever viewed by patriots to complaints and entered humble homes If is equajl to the burden of your memory and through the accounts of hisj visit one recalling the red scares of the recent camcan: see that old feeling rising—the feeling paign you may remember that Mr Tugwell that here was a man who j was above class was supposed to represent everything that and party a man who could be the common was radical subversive aijd man’s defender against industrial He was a sinister under cover Stalin and1 injustice As long as the average Briton looks on his if the ' administration Were returned to' sovereign in that light the kingship is not power he would lead us straight to a so- a fifth wheel but an essential part of Brit- cialistic perdition ish democracy So the administration triumphed — and the subversive Mr Tugwell promptly reREPUDIATES IIEARST and took a g nice signed job for U7ILLIAM ALLEN WHITE ofj the Em- himself with a capitalistic corporation poria Gazette who was highly instrumental in nominating Governor iLandon is Men can laugh at women’s intuition if not discouraged over the results1 He sees they want to but let them try to decide the possibility of a new party xriade up of which is the front and rear of their wives’ the two old parties He says hats By STANDARD-EXAMINE- nt Jr marries Kiss IjnDIooseveIt duPont no one in Washington wiU be surprised to see that young man go to work “at the bottom” in one of the many firms controlled by Delaware’s famous family of anti-ne- w dealers (Copyright 1938' NEA Service ‘ 44 L" SMALL GRAND n!j j fret X 0 inch 645 EASY TERMS One of the pimoforts masterpiece of the world 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