Show THE OGDEN she announced that the stuff was off and mi ' mum mx "He took me around a little but the only present he ever gave me was a box of candy" she explained "I don't think I love him and I doubt if I'll ever see him again I'm tired of him" Just what the shade of the first wife thinks of all this is not recorded nor is the reaction of the man in the case recorded ?9 PUBLISHING COMPANY L GLASMANN EDITOR AND PUBLISHER Frank Francis and Will W Bowman Associate Editors W LN Cos General Manager A 7" AN INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER Published Every Evening and Sunday Morning Without Muzzl or a Club of Tot Associated Press United Presa NEA Service and A B C Tna AaaocUtad Presa la exclusively entitled to the use for credited to It or not of all nev republication otherwise credited In thia dipatche paper and alao the local nawa EUBSCPIPTION PRICES By Carrier ISo a Month By- Mail— Muat Be Paid in 1700 a Tear In Utah Idaho AdTanca— 3e a Month Hevada and Wyoming — All Other States fl00 a Month Member CALL 252 FOR ALL DEPARTMENTS The j Platform Standard-Examiner- 's A Modem City and County Building A New City High "School Government for A Council-Manag- er Ogden Control of a Pure Water Supply to Accommodate 150-0Persona Vigorous Campaign of City and County Road Improve- 00 ment Scenic Road to Mount Ogden and Road From Ogden Canyon to Weber Canyon Another North and South Arterial Highway An Improved Highway to Great Salt Lake A Central Plae On A Tr ana continental Air Route BONUS ASSURED the country will VETERANS throughout action in the overwhelming the house on the bonus measure because the vote of 356 to 59 forecasts similar action in the senate and assures the passage of the measure even over the president's veto if that be necessary But the indications are the president accepting the almost unanimous passing of the bonus as a mandate of the people will bow down to the inevitable One disconcerting feature of this move to give the former soldiers $2200000000 is that no provision is made for raising the money and the president has said that if the bonus is to be paid the congress must provide the means to meet that great obli gation If additional taxes are to be author ized the country will groan under the bur den of the work program the relief re quiremento and now the bonuses - 1 1 AUPT3IANN CASE II7ITH the departure of Dr John F Con- a a new flood of i'don for comment on the Lindbergh case has been created Taking advantage of "Jafsie" sailing Governor Hoffman of New Jersey has again come iorwara in the attitude oi a special pleader for Hauptmann Immediate ly he questioned the motive of the fa mous witness but was answered quite strongly by Attorney General David T Wilentz who said Dr Condon had disclosed to him his desire to make his usual winter-cruisto the warm south and had asked if there was any objection to his leaving accompanied by his daughter and had been informed there was not Governor Hoffman has unfitted himself to further serve on the pardon board and should bow himself out of the picture Latin-Americ- -- -- e BOOK FORMULA BREAKS DOWN IN REAL LIFE but a casual newspaper reader meditating over this tragic and useless affair can only conclude that all the parties involved must havd been reading too many modern novels The modern novelist who feels that he has been emancipated from all the old romantic traditions is really more of a slave to romantic tradition than any of his predecessors and the tradition which has enslaved him is this: that when two people discover they are in love it is their high and holy duty to drop everything and rush to each other no matter how many wives husbands children or disapproving relatives may stand in the way If you are up on current literature you will recognize that tradition at once Over and oyer again the story is told how John happily married meets Mary also happily married and how they kindle a great' and overpowering flame between themselves so that it is eternally right and proper for them to discard their present helpmates (at whatever cost in tears and heartaches) and devote themselves to the feeding of this great new flame 'of irresistible love Somehow it seems to work out pretty well — in books But when it is copied in real life it generally produces a grand mess and now and then it brings about a miserable needless tragedy like this one in Chicago HOOVER WANTS AN APOLOGY CORMER President Herbert Hoover has scored a strong point against those in the present administration who have charged that during his term in office un constitutional measures were signed by him SIDE GLANCES ODAY that the marriage would never take place By ARTHUR BRISBANE (Copyright 1936 King Feature Syndicate Inc) No Hauptmann Show Men Do Good Work" 40 Million Gas Masks Warning to Girls "Its falsity has been repeatedly pointed out in the press: In a time like the present your action calls for an apology to the public New Jersey says the execution of Hauptmann close at hand will be no theatrical show No woman re porter will be allowed to witness death an excellent Hauptmann's i j j in some young lames iaea aimougn will not think so Female reporters let us hope will have babies later on Watching a miserable creature writhing in the electric chair would not be good for the babies although science no longer believes in prenatal influences as Voltaire did In his philosophical dictionary he asserts positively that a woman was frightened by a 'queer little performing dog hopping around on its hind legs just before her baby was born and that the baby looked ex actly like the little dog - The AAA is dead Dead in its and dead hi every single detail Dead as the proverbial door entirety nail There can be no question about that Justice Roberts in writing the supreme court's opinion of that effort to drag agriculture out of the slough of bankruptcy makes it very plain that it isn't-jupartially dead but completely thoroughly eternally dead That there will be great mourning in the farm belt over its demise need not be said With all its faults agriculture loved it dearly and those interests in the farm states who appreciate the reliance of these states on farm prosperity for their own prosperity felt well disposed toward it for the part it has played in the promotion of recovery But although agriculture was in a dire way before AAA was applied as a Tcstorative although it is not as yet as fully recovered as one had hoped to see it the loss of this remedy does not necessarily spell the return tf disaster It means simply that agriculture and statecraft working in harmony must seek a new way out of the dilemma The findding of the supreme court is disappointing but not disheartening As good Americans we shall do as good American have done before and as they will do in the future accept the arbitrament of the court as having been made and in good faith One can do no other than to believeconscientiously that its judgment was rendered after painstaking examination and with meticulous care It was indeed a happy thing which Justice Roberts did when he went beyond the issues involved in this case to explain the limitations which the court must and does put upon itself in deciding the constitutionality of an With the wisdom of legislative acts the court has no concern act so long as the enacting body has remained within 4he limits of its constitutional power Complaint that a law is merely unwise is something to be settled people at the polls not by the courts It is concerned only in deciding whether congress acted within the limits f its authority v A good law obviously may be unconstitutional and a bad one constitutional Justice Roberts did not pass judgment on the goodness or badness of the AAA but on the power of congress to do what it was attempting to do through it Agriculture will be pleased that three eminent justices did not with the majority opinion of the court But in a sense this veryagree is somewhat disappointing too There would have been perhaps fact less disposition to cavil at the judgment rendered had it been unanimous As it is there is left that same feeling of incomplete persuasion that so often follows a divided opinion Suppose Justices and Roberts had leaned toward the attitude of Justices Stone Hughes Brandeis and Car-doinstead of that of Justices McReyholds Sutherland and Van as they so often have Then the AAA gould have been law instead of outlawed The pith of the court's judgment is that the AAA was an effort to regulate agriculture and that the congress has essentially' no either expressed or implied to make such regulation That is a power power which only the states possess Unfortunately 43 states acting separately cannot adequately deal with a difficulty which is nation-wid- e in scope It is too bad but it is so st -- by-th- e ' I believe that a true appreciation of the proper classifications of men will change our war on crime from the sporting event it now is like the annual fox hunt with all its ballyhoo — Judge Henry S Sweeny Detroit There is an American heaven and an American hell and I wan to see them both — Dr Toyohiko Kagawa foremost Japanese Chris tiah waiting entry to U S XX — M No broadcasting will be permitted from prison premises It may be radio waves leaving our thick lower atmosphere travel on to other plan ets Even so those other plants would be little interested In the Haupt mann performance The spirit of man since it must travel through space at least nine hundred million times six trillion miles bsfore it can escape from this universe will need high speed going home" far faster than light 186000 miles per second Think of spending 900000000 years on the way to heaven— you would forget who you were when you started The British government has or dered forty million gas masks enough to protect the lungs of ev ery man and woman in Great Brit ain These will be issued Instantly in case of a real emergency This is a short paragraph of ten lines today It will be bigger and more important news when the next big war comes well-kno- wn Liquor Counter Regulates f4 zo De-vant- er England learns with agitation that individuals on the continent are en gaged in a regular traffic in Eng lish tfabies bought from baby farms at a low price and taken abroad Sometimes the infants are adopted and then rejected the "owners" get ting tired of them sometimes the British report says "they are adopt ed for shameful purposes" In the middle ages there was im young portant European traffic In riaxen-haired girls for Turkish harems were from Germany girls worth particularly high prices The traffic in helpless young children seems even worse than that In such trafficking the pled piper of Hame-li- n legend is supposed to have orig inated 4 Peace In itself is not an ideal It: is a state which results from the achievement of ideals of the rule of reason justice and law within and amone nations — Th Mvcf xov Cosmo Gordon Lang archbishop of uanteroury Excited Bridge Fan Nearly L oses Finger DES MOINES la— (UP) — In Iowa's liquor stores must hold state customers where state-operat- ed permits the man behind the counter now has authority to prescribe the quantity' and kind of liquor that may be sold to certain This regulation was adopted to clear any questions as to the state s authority in preventing abuse of the liquor permit privilege which costs Iowa liquor consumers $1 a year — BOISE A grand slam In bridge nearly cost an en- ble took "hold of a collapsible chair thusiastic bridge player a finger Ex and tried to raise himself The chair cited he threw his cards oa the ta- - folded and mangled a linger Idaho-r(UP)- it ' A HWfc ST6 QN UNIV£ftStTV T(:AR VGwv 3: ¥K TO MY f WALTZ" j A It? rA l sympathetic and thought that I had had something unhappy occur to me recently but it wasn't anything of the sort I Just felt like crying but I couldn't explain why He: must think I am rather queer "This failing of mine has! been with me ever since I entered high school and I can't explain it Dr Crane what's your diagnosis?" DIAGNOSIS: There are many people who feel much like Colette Music can exert a powerful influence over people But the enjiotions which arise with reference to music are habits They depend upon the various events which occurred during the time when" we first met the f LQMclntyro NEW YORK Jan 11— Purely per sonal piffle: Most women think diagonal striped ties are compul sory by act of congress Admirable mixture of modesty and writing tal- ent: Stark Young In a Boston ho tel Jimmy Hussey the comedian told me: "111 be gone in two years" And he was lacking a week For Home When the Ship Comes In: One of those gabled 15th cen- tury houses down a cobbled lane in southern England's ancient Rye i j all be newspapermen Children will learn with pleasure Business Is recovering today iri that It Is not necessary to eat spin11 V like it Other vegespiue oi uienew aeai ii iz were ach unless you not for the supreme court we to tables take the olace of soinachday would be living under an autoc with a menacing person called "PopEye" racy— Col Frank Knox Chicago The rovemment through WPA will nrint a book on what to eat You might as well expect a rat and how to eat It One tlesnake not to bite as to exoect New York physician ventures tne Communist to be good— William D oninion that sninach contains an upshaw dry leader objectionable amount of "vegetable acid uric Private banking corporations have 44- no more iederai character than f You mierht as wcl brickyard Man say First National Blacksmith Shop as First National bank— Represen Iowa Sales tative Finly H pray Indiana — P 4 representatives of news and photography companies dis cussed the execution with Colonel Kimberling principal keeper of "the prison as they might have discussed plans for an inauguration ball Great news services will be pres ent as a matter of course The jury of twelve acting as witnesses will Invitations from unknown men OBITUARY T V- - Fifty-tw- o St PINIONS of the JTRESS T C CASE Colette C aged 24 is a sensitive young woman who does commercial art work for an I advertising agency "As far back as I can remember" she stated during a meeting Of my social psychology class "I have always been strangely influenced by music especially violin musicj "A lump comes in my throat and tears may come into my eyes rithin a few seconds after I hear certain pieces being played Sometimes I have been embarrassed by niy inability to keep from crying "Once when I was dancing With a fellow I felt the tears come into my eyes during a waltz He was very B-18- Secretary Ickes if he has the courage A twenty year old Poughkeepsie will acknowledge the force of Mr Hoover's the other side of the A YOUNG girl woman Chicago discovering accusation and supply the proper expression track""from working for $6 a week was that her husband was infatuated with oi regrets invited by a young man to get into his automobile another woman : committed suicide so that "Want to go somewhere for a the two sweethearts would be free to marry drink Baby?" was the invitation A THOUGHT formula In the morning the unBut a day or so after the funeral the other And he would not but went and cast him into fortunate girl was found in the till he should pay the debU-woman discovered that this blazing love Matthew 18:30 man's car in a sarase dead hor ribly mistreated and beaten to death affair had cooled her off to a mere glow w I have discovered thm TihrrUaya cf The excuse for mentioning so dread and was getting cooler every moment so turns everything into gold It is "Pay as you go"— ful a crime Is that it ought to warn all girls foolish enough to accept o WCBAN£-NO- j 1 last f "Psychologist Does music make ft lump come into your throat? Or do you1 feel like crying when you hear certain pieces played? Then you can sympathize with Colette ht August 30 ase Records By George Clark tV 0a ©IOQG£ The news that we read from day to day is usually "chicken feed" of history amounting to little but this morning's dispatch from Indio Cal ifornia is important to the world and an honor to men who think and to their ability to control their destinies Addressing a telegram to Secretary of Two thousand feet underground four hundred pounds of dynamite the Interior Ickes Mr Hoover said: knocked out five feetc of granite and "Not one of several acts of that period united two sections of a tunnel longest in the world for its diame has been held unconstitutional I never ter In that tunnel part of the east signed a law without bearing in mind the Coachella tube is one of thirty-se- v en tunnels that will take water special obligation which rested upon the across the southern California des erts to Los Angeles and twelve oth president to protect the constitution" communities bringing through its The former president imputed to Charles er circumference of forty-eigfeet an Michelson Jn charge of publicity for the inexhaustible water supply enough six million people And Los AnDemocratic party and "other new deal for geles alone will have 6000000 That sources" the origination of statements pur- is an achievement worth while portedly declaring that laws enacted dur When Baldwin prime minister of Hoover expressed fear of a "mod administration had been in England ing the attack" referring to the possi dog validated by the supreme court bility that Mussolini might send a visit the "The falsity of this statement" Mr few hundred airplaneswasto not talkheart of London he Hoover's telegram averred "which orig ing at random The British have enough to take the airplane inated with Mr Michelson and other new brains and what it will do seriously deal sources was promptly and publicly exposed by former Attorney General Mitchell SATURDAY EVENING JANUARY 11 1936: StANDARD-EXAMINE- R r 1 S V— t ii "We'll have to find a room pretty soon their bedtime r in It's) already past - i - TodaY and Tomorrow By Walter Lippmann The AAA Decision opinions of the rpHE 1 court in the AAA supreme case deal with a constitutional question which though it began in the historic debate between Hamilton and Madison has become momentous In the last twenty years In 1913 the constitution was amended to give congress the power "to lay and collect taxes on incomes from whatever source derived without apportionment among the several states and without regard to any census or enumeration" By that amendment congress acquired power to tax the whole income of the American people If congress possesses also the power to spend that income as it sees fit if there are no constitutional limits upon its spending power then clearly "the federal government has in fact ceased to be a limited government For there are very few purposes ef-of government which cannot be fected through the power to tax and to spend If that power is subject to no constitutional check then other limitations on the federal power are without real vitality He who pays the piper calls the tune It is around the power of the purse that the basic constitutional of development turned has government Once congress has acquired virthe tually unlimited power tototax arise was bound question whether It has virtually unlimited power to spend In the A A: A case the question was brought before the court The court divided It was in agreement of course as Mr Justice Stone speaking for the minority put it that the power to tax and to spend may be used only for purposes that are "truly national" and that it may not be used to "coerce action left to state control" The hief point of disagreement was whether bya paying farmers to farm in to particular way (a matter "leftwas congress state control") coercing them Mr Justice Roberts held that by purchasing their compliance with' the will of congress the A A A was in reality exercising coercion that it was therefore attempting to do by the expenditure of money something which it is otherwise forbidden to do by the constitution The issue here is one not of words but of enormous political importance It Is a question not for legal technicians alone but for statesmen and it cannot be resolved by SDllttlng hairs about the words "purchase" and "coerce" The view taken by Mr Justice Roberts Is that a government which has unlimited money to spend for unlimited purposes has such great power that it can invade the states and in fact though by indirection establish a centralized in place of a federal government It is difficult to see how his argument can be refuted If congress can take as much of the people's income as it pleases and can then spend it as it pleases it can do almost anything The agricultural adjustment act was reguunmistakably an attempt to manlate from Washington the agement of several million farms As Mr Justice Roberts pointed out if that can be done under the spending power then the only trouble with the NRA was that its authors were not clever enough to buy compliance with the codes instead of trying to Impose them Can it be seriously disputed that congress could make almost any legislation effective by paying for compliance with its will? No student of modern legislation could dispute it For it is by granting and withholding money to states cities and individuals that a very large part of modern legislation is enforced It Is an excellent device It is wherever It can be applied a far better device than direct legislative commands or prohibitions and perhaps the chief reason why the AAA was such an administrative success and the NRA such an administrative ' failure Is that in order to insure obedience the AAA relied upon purchase and the NRA on commands The device Is not immoral as perhaps some readers of Mr Justice Roberts's opinion may by his lan guage have been led to feel It is an Indispensable instrument of government a necessary sanction of the law But it should be recognized as such And if the power to make the law does not exist under the constitution then the power to use money to enforce such & law has to be denied The spending powrer can be used as an instrument to enforce law It is an excellent and effective instrument The same may be said of the But! if the law itself policeman is unconstitutional then there is no more right to enforce it with money than to enforce it by calling out the police If there is to be argument about the verdict of the court we should ask not whether congress may use money as an instrument to enforce unconstitutional laws but whether the law itself had an Mr unconstitutional purpose Justice Roberts stated flatly though he did not discuss the nuestioh that "to regulate and control agricultural production" is "beyond the powers delegated to the federal government" If f - that is correct then congress can- to regulate and control agricultural production The statement that congress has no power to regulate and control agricultural literally is rather astonishing Does it mean that all of !Mr Hoover's attempts to regulate the price of agricultural were unconstitutional? staples Surely the regulation of a price is a form of control over production Are all' of the farm relief plans that the Republicans have proposed or are about to propose unconstitutional? Every one of them seeks In some way or other to affect Agricultural prices Is It beyond the power of the federal government to regulate farm production by opening up new lands through irrigation or closing old lands iby turning them into forests? It is difficult to believe that the court meant to say that the national government has not right to concern itself with the problems ofi agricultural production That would be to read into the words of Mr Justice Roberts more than he can possibly have meant them to mean- The more reasonable interpretation would seem to be not that the national government is without power to protect the fertility of the land which is the patrimony of the nation and the upon production agricultural which its independence depends but that in this particular case it went into too great detail became too intimately entangled in local and personal affairs and thus got beyond the reasonable limits of federal action Just as there never has been any reason to suppose that the NRA decision rendered congress powerless to deal with the national aspects of industry so there is no conclusive reason now to think that congress cannot deal with the national aspects of agriculture The court almost certainly will find in the future as it has in the past the necessary powers when it is presented not with the hasty improvisations of an emergency but with carefully considered legislation based on a thorough demonstration that additional national powers are necessary Copyright 1936 NV Y Tribune Inc not use money j -- i - self-suffici- ent Village Decides To Adopt Spanish Air WE5LACO Tex— (UP) —This city itself plans to and lay emphasis on the Spanish influence architecturally Merchants and landlords in the Weslaco business district plan to share the cost on "Spanishizing" their store fronts A double row of palms will be planted to add to the Spanish atmosphere Blue eyes are not blue at all but actually colorless There is an absence of pigment in the outer layer of the iris thus exposing the inner layer which appears blue because of the scattering of shortwave light rays ze" - : specific melody Some music makes us feelj energetic because of its faster tempo i w " ' Serenity in the hubbub: The Gelett suite that but apart from tempo we have Burgesses' learned to feel sad when pertain Lillian Russell used to occupy in a funeral hymns are 'played We feel lower Broadway hotel Queen of altruistic and reverent when other tragediennes f Nazimova Favorite Kin Hubbard giggle: The hymns are played We feel thrilled with patriotism to the strains of the country hotel waitress calling out: national anthem Our college song "Squirrels or eggs"- - When Major revives the emotions of the early Raymond Dickson has his three fintwenties "Carry Me Back to Old gers of Bourbon he calls it "HaulVirginia" is a melody which makes ing off and having a snort"' Harpo us moody and homesick for the past Marx has rarely made me more than a smile but I've roared at Groucho including our youth WHY MUSIC THRILL I spent several weeks in BrusThe same song could make ius sad sels and never saw Jthat little boy or moody or hilarious or patriotic fountain Champ kid actor: "Span- - I depending on how we felt when we kie" in "Our Gang" When a fel- first encountered it If we are tt low had too much to drink my fath- a party and having a good time when er used to say "tight as a tick" No we hear the new tune then we tend modern as distinguished author to feel the same emctional gayety as Frank Norris Ace of looking throughout the years whenever that English stage actors: Colin Clive song is heard In fact during the middle ages Familiar street scene: An old lady a writer of a mass would simply traffic pencrossing against lights out and a then pick popular melody a crossword puzzle WeK fit the stanzas of his hymn ito the ciling inCross was wearing the first lington rhythm of the song hat I ever saw Late one "The Red Roses" and "Farewell opera an actor recite Henheard I My Lover" are two such popular "Invictus" and on my way ley's melodies that were converted into home a managing editor because telegraphed sacred hymns simply they were used in church services and to go jump in the lake And was thereby gained a sacred meaning out of a job two months Gastron In she rt the music and tenipo are omic peak: A cold fried chicken leg T) only secondary in import an cej What at l a m after a long drive I don't counts is our mood when we meet like to miss a play in which George Abbott or Phil Dunning has a hand the melody WHY COLETTE CRIE© Ina Claire suggests a freshly launColette broke into tears because dered ruffle her dead father to whom sie had oeen unusuauy aevoiea naa aiso George Bernard Shaw strides me played the violin during her child as a 'merrily lovable poseur If I hood She not only was conditioned owned a New York paper I'd pay to the violin but to definite pieces William Allen White whatever he which her father had played asked to write an editorial a day Without consciously realizing what How many know the Shakespeare '' was causing hfr moody sppll she cipher in the 46th psalm? Critics had been listening to music former of Bowes like to point out h by her father It carried howMajor are turned away disillmany her back to her happy home which usioned the gong but never how by had been saddened by his passing obscure obtained -jobs and many away So it is with all of us If we fame Prize suggestion: A medal the greatest act of folly of 1935 carefully analyze ourselves pe can for find why certain music makes us Eminent psychologist on the radio now calls treatise "treatyze " I v happy and other music makes us just wouldn't know I'm Just wondering cry (Dr Crane will give person at I know a fellow who can reel off tention to questions on psychological the care of Write him in advertising firm of Batten Barproblems ton Durstine and Osborne without this newspaper enclosing a in the phone book Never stamped addressed envelope for re looking met —and I better not— anyone who ply) Fields hilarious(Copyright 1936 by the Hopkins didn't think !W Syndicate) ly funny Study in getting to the — f — top and staying there: Charlie Chaplin Every fall I try to get in- " terested in football But no dice Just a parchesi boy Jay E House is the most astutely philosophical of By 83 the columnists Horrible thought : What if that ostrich dainty Claire Luce used to ride In The Follies had CAPETOWN — (UP)— A commis- bolted into the audience? sion appointed by the government The only liquor taste I erer is meeti ngon the- Mangete reserve was a slight tinge thought to consider how the land and prop- of kirsch pleasing Add fascinating erty of John Dunn a Zulu chief eyes: Jack Benny Patsy Kelly should be divided among his 83 chil James Farley and Joan BlondelL dren So many others have come for- Bravest death among editors: John ward claiming to be his children Siddall No matter how educated and demanding a share that the the Chinese I'm always tempted to commission may be unable to finish talk p&gin And not until last i night did I know the whole of Jathe tasks Dunn was a white man the child pan occupies a smaller area than And someone—Harry of European parents and was born California in Natal 100 years ago As a young Barton I think— called mystery man he traded with the Zulus and story authors "writers of Whodubecame a friend of Cetewayo Re nits" Point of view: James Cag-ne- y then went to live among the Zulus gives more reality to his role and became a chief He had several than any screen tough boy Ideal wives according to native custom breakfast for a hungry man!' Munand acquired 10000 acres of land ich white sausage fresh pumperAfter his death disputes arose in nickel thinly sliced yellow cheese the family over the division of his And & tangy glass of goat's milk property A special commission was appointed to decide who were his Ace of devout Mark Twain fans lawful heirs it was then announced H T Webster I continue to call' that each child living on the re- Rockefeller Center Radio City Newserve should receve 100 acres while est radio enthusiasm: Wallace those outside should be content With Both grandfathers my Beery slept received what they had hours nightly but passed The family quarrel became mor? but a few acute as those outside threatened their 80th milestone in a canter to sell their lands and return to th The only people who would speak to the first divorced woman in our reserve town were her relatives Sample of Mclntyre luck: After coUectipg canes 20 years they go out Sublimity in sarcasm: Theodore in a heckling mood folding Sale of Golden Duck Dreiser and refolding his handkerchief Especially if there's a capitalist in the WATER VILLE Me — (UP) — The house Sime Silverman's son Syd duck business boomed here after a is Just the sort of son his Dad wantlocal jeweler announced he had just ed him to be At a birthday dinner paid Mrs Ernest Cayford a good I arose-tsay: "There will be no sum for a piece of gold she found oratory And Rube Goldtonight" in a duck's gizzard Mrs Cayford berg or someone sneered: "Not while said the duck more than paid for you are talking anyway!" itself (Copyrighti1936 McNaught Syndi- i J -- d ""- -- ent ! a — Estate Tangled Children -- Of Zulu Chief - go-fun- ny - 0 Woman Profits From : 0 o I Ferry Planned For Scandinavian Points cate) 44 - Taxpayers of the United States expend approximately two billion dollars annually to provide public school facilities for their 30000- GOTHENBURG Sweden— (UP)— 000 boys and tfirls --44 A passenger and automobile ferry n Frederiks-havbetween this city and Approximate cost of the adminin Denmark soon will be istration of criminal' justice and built according to plans here The losses due to crime is more than vessel will be capable of carrying $2000000000 annually in the Unit 20 automobiles and 300 passengers ed States : h |