| Show THE DAILY NEWSPAPER RE REPORTER porter that the reporters of the daily dally press are not usually the most modest bipeds in creation is is a fact we are not easily disposed to question but if the they as active and energetic and manifest a disposition to arrive at the peculiar points of an affair in in the shortest possible time the exigencies of the case are arc generally found to require it A weekly whose wit is is usually borrowed from diurnal journals takes the gang off in the following lowing tol toi style tell the reporter that there is a horrible murder in in the next street and that the victim lies there bathed in gore arid and he utters a hearty god bless youly you and dashes away at hili high pressure speed to make a full report of that happy circumstance inform him that there is is a fir fire e up ur town in in which a woman and five children have been beel consumed alive and he hurries off in in the highest glee impatient to get the full fall particulars with the latest embellishments lish ments it if he knew that an assassination wag waa to be committed on a certain corner at a given hour houk of the night hed held be sure to be on the spot not to prevent the murder oh no but to be able to give a reliable version by b an eye wit witness ness nesa with a minute and particular account of all the surroundings and a heartrending description of each dying groan hed take this all down in in a kind lind of penmanship peculiar to his class which looks like warped rainbows and spoiled flashes of chain lightning if his highly respectable father was to be ii hung ung for piracy on the high seas the erter reporter would be at the gallows pencil in in ban and in in the intervals 0 ol 01 his grief and tears would find ample time to take full shorthand short hand band notes of his bis cpa opa pa rients last speech and dying confes confession gi on ex A SILENT PRINTING OFFICE in the town of Za blagen Wurt wurtemburg Wurtem emburg burg Lurg there has been lately opened a new printing establishment by 11 A 1 heodore helgerud Hel gerad all the compositors and pressmen are deaf and dumb to the number of one hundred and sixty eleven of the former are women they have all been educated at mr Hel hei gerads own cost to the employment they are now engaged in the king hascon berred on him bim a large gold medal for this great reclamation from the social and moral waste |
