Show 7 beat at his own game A seene on the highway bijack sa s1 JACK HUMP aWES I hallo lallo there mister stop centam Ce Cei itam tain squire said the yi yankee in kes jehu woo sook book bellu ld on yeou foot fool yeou woo mornin momin squire what is thene ilie nene iise hiitt got the collery down this way wayte deou ou I 1 houe dien like sixty sixty in york with the dead things I 1 no f friend I 1 said the man we ham hain got no collery liere r e b but u t iguess I 1 guess you dont know weve welve got a law what fi tines nes folks that drive delve on the kings highway anthe on the lords day t deau tell said he in the little tight wagon wagon well I 1 wonder now if you had and i I 1 and I 1 shall arrest you friend for breaking the law 1 I want to know now well squire I 1 cant help it vou V ou see in in fact I 1 amin am in the all fir edest hurry to get humi hum I 1 ha have e been in in nen nea bout tew weeks among the dead and ayin what with the it col lery colle collery ry squire is carrein iscar car aern em off by hull wa gon loid loads I 1 th the esquires squires eyes dil dilated atod I 1 got a good job at hauhn h twe the dead in in my wagon Wagon tu to potters fel field I 1 what this wagon factly squire it paid well the squires cheeks grew a 1 little paler and I 1 held on until a day lafo acors yesterday yeste yete iday I 1 felt it a cummin on me mei and I 1 started for itzin hum 1 friend said the squire lits ns only seven miles to M n ind I 1 but I 1 say squire im despret ill sick as a dog cant you let me ine put up with you until no no no go on soon get to IV and B but tit you to let a feller die in the road in this here kind a way I MIB 1 IUA A m I 1 drive on drive 1 I 1 astop i stop a minute n u t e al ana ni 1 the I 0 old id fellow stepped off as fast as he could toddle from I 1 the he pedlars ped lars pest v wagon agon I 1 hit hal lo io squire roared the man of notions cheow abreut the fine dt D i blast you and the fine tw 06 drive off shouted tile the old fellow and on yankee showing a apt set of n ivories ones to the drizzly day enough to set a dentist in ecstasies go ahead sook book guess that fellow wont stop trading folks soon again hoo hoa hoo hoo gin him a ager fit buethe but the pedlar had not made many miles before he avas w is again li tiled and by an absolute constables constable who wha ex officio soon brought up the old mare und tind her driver to a dead hilt ti i it it would atwould not go down perhaps so well with this thin customer thought the pedlar to try the cholera gime game w with ith hun him so yankee thought held hed try a new dod ge I 1 well h aint no objection to pay the fine for I 1 iwas was do de terin tenn i ned ined to get into M today ram raia or shine and my old m mire ire is is nigh bout giving bout I 1 wely wela said the of officer der drive ahead its only three miles to nl 11 ill 11 go down with you vou 1 hank Thank yeou spose you ride a bit mister im pesky t ired sitting so jest get in in and drive along ill walk valk a spell and out got the cute chap into the road tile the constable got in in plad glad to quit the mud and rain for so comfor table a place and on they went As you get near ne ir M there is plenty of houses along the road and nimy ran out to see who on earth it was prof profaning lining the sabbath and breaking the law by driving a yellow i covered ped pedlars lars wagon inthe in the very face of open day seeing it was wa their constable the folks were n ere at a dead loss to comprehend the matter and let him drive on with out interruption tile 1 he road being heavy and the old mare in the last stages oddone of done out the wagon propelled ither rither r tediously along while the bonn bona fide owner I 1 long ill limbed winded and light of fout reached M full twenty manutes m before the officer and the proscribed wagon came up pushing into the first tavern at hand the ped lar I 1 ir called for the landlord and wanted to know ifft if it was not against the liw law to drive a wagon on sunday being well assured by boniface of the tact fact he requested ohn mm to step tep out and see a man in in the very act k i I 1 why I 1 bless bles ble s my soul mr ilter consta constable bleV I 1 said the pedlar well now id call him a party tew the constable breaking your laws all tew smash on a sunday but he is at it aint he be land 1 told d its a fact here lie he comes sure elou enough hl well V el 1 I 1 reckon theres something t to be made here ad t the h e pedlar so ill just shear the fine with yeou I 1 landlord if ye otilli show me where the squire lives I 1 11 i oh im justice here myself said isid the landlord I 1 I 1 dew tell tella well then well soon emu rix FIX that congable con table up tp drove that officer and jumping out grinning lie handed the lines to the and told him to put the mire mare up I 1 why you beat me here I 1 said he guess I 1 hev aw 1 said the pedlar I 1 well We lasit as it is is sunday said the officer land and near night well let the mare mare tai w over until morning ill take care of the mare and wagon 4 the pedlar had bad no objections so it did lay over until morning when bright and early earli the constable fouad him belf fined ten dollars ana costs por for violating the sunday tra velling law the officer grinned and but as the case was made out as aa clear as day there was no dodging it and that community learned that th it yankee pedlar like edge tools must be handl handled ad carefully |