Show THE OGDEN STANDARD - EXAMINER SUNDAY MORNING JUNE 28 1931 Bold Pirate Courts Mogul’s Daughter Promises To Be Bloodiest Sailor Afloat If Refused z McIntyre Of fers Several Nubbins From Grub Street 1 $ his lifetime than any other pirate I know of The most terrible and glamorous and 'golden tales were told about him in periodicals and pamphlets and books all over the BORDEAUX France — (NEA)— The world’s longest lovers’ lane is found between this city and Le Havre a distance of j 425 miles This lane is the highway ‘“route nationaie” and it is constantly thf Mecca for young swains and their girl friends The reason is that all along the length of the road are huge trees on wihch mistletoe grows Several accidents in profusion £: entz is a 'movie critic on the Journal Damon Runyon has been Sim-ili- e booked to piay the Palace : “As as a Scotsman’s private knee” Business is better in New York hotels Police Commissioner Mulrooney has shown himself as the best New York has had in Lowell Sherman has a years horror of barber shops The Lisle Bells have been motoring Ivan StJohn “One of these summer evenings through Canada walk along upper Riverside drive at and Luther Reed have rented a Inspiration point and watch the sun house together in Hollywood go down on the Jersey palisades and Edna Leedom goes to the Palace On Broadway even you will catch the idea of just why every week I popped the- question to the only the small fry gunman says “Legs” girl the other night”— W K' New Diamond is “yellow” ayet the tabloids have made him hero York Yes yes go on What did she Marjorie Rambeau may be shortly starred in the movies after runsay? ning away with small bit parts She has made a remarkable “I am 69 and have been through comeback ' Jim Londos Uses as In each an investor three panics chocolate eclaires Tijuana is instance I held on to gilt edge se serving the original Ramos gin fizz curities I still have them and they made by a New Orleans bartender were worth before the present panic forthcoming revue is to double their original value I have have a Acorus of platinum blondes no fear ‘they will not recover again Jack Benny has never smokA sick bond or a sick stock if gilt ed O B Winters has a country-a sick world always will place edged like in Maryland with no tele— recover” Old Timer Seattle he flees the city : when phone We hope it cheers a few moaning “Rockne” Warren Brown is an by customers intresting biograpny of the famous Lou Doltz dropped a coach "My wife and I have lived in ten half million in the market different cities in eight years and (Copyright 1931 McNaught are again on the move We have Svndicete Inc) not profited materially by these J" changes but we wouldn’t trade —our ’ experience for a small fortune” D I Z Tonopah Nev 0 So long as you are satisfied fine AVERY and talked about during W orld VLonges t Lovers’ Lane Confessed Slayer By O O McINTYRE MAIL: MORNING TpHE A “If you had but one —evening for a fling at Broadway dinner show and night club— what would you ’choose for a closeup of the Broadwayiest crowd?”— T F Philadelphia Dinty Moore’s the Palace and the Hollywood cabaret By C B DRISCOLL was more feared and 3—B - — u ' world A considerable Avery literature grew up Most of it I suppose was fiction or what is less valuable the distorted tales of persons who were so badly frightened that they didn’t know the truth even though they had been witnesses of the incidents they were trying to describe It is impossible to separate all the truth from all the legend at this date But I like the story of Avery’s the Grand courting the daughter of was as generthe and story Mogul ally accepted as gospel truth in the lands where Avery and the Mogul Were best known I am going to tell it here as I have heard it Avery sailed his stolen ship the Charles the Second directly from the harbor of Corunna Spain to t i t S t ' V J'' have resulted from youngs men taking advantage of the presence of the mistletoe and removing their eyes from the road The French government has ruled that mistletoe is a parasite however and discourages its cultiThis law may do away vation with the numerous accidents but most romantic couples would rather the mistletoe remained - ' “ $ J j I ! - Madagascar TO SEEK WATER On the northeast coast of Madagascar Avery found a harbor that suited him and prepared to land to seek drinking water and a suitable place for headquarters Madagascar was a convenient home for pirates in those latter days of the 15th century It was almost uninhabited except by uncivilized natives pirates one and sundry rogues who were forfrom or reason another fugitives justice As the Charles the Second sailed into a spacious habor two sloops were seenat anchor They had been stolen by their crews in the harbor of New York When the pirates on the sloops saw the big ship with her toward them eighty guns heading they slipped their cables and ran their vessels ashore They thought by they were about toto be overcome for a warship sent punish them -their theft of the sloops emissaries sent Captain Avery ashore to inform the outlaws that the Charles the Second was no better than they except as to size and armament At length he succeeded in getting Captains Martin and De-a pew to come aboard his ship for conference “I want to propose a business partnership or at least a working the agreement” said the “I have of a big seas to his guests but your sloops ship and she is fast handle and all are much easier tq of us together if we should loin forces ought to make a pirate fleet second to none on the sevpn seas “I visited New York for four days came away more imrecently and Iever with an old phipressed than losopher’s musing: ‘There is no need to hurry in this world for all are sure to reach the journey’s end’” — Mrs G Maysville Kentucky But you can’t teach an old dog new tricks “I am a sidewalk whistler All my life I have whistled on way to work Six months ago I came to New York But here when I walkt along the streets whistling I feel I people back”— Roger giggle behind my West 128th street I know I dropped whistling for humming long ago Signs from a restauant in the east Texas oil fields: “Our eggs are so fresh they talk He kicked the man over the side back” He readily promised the 'restlessly awaited the outcome of until it was seen that the men from love “Try our Prudential butter— it has the strength of Gibraltar” the sloops were already aboard beautiful princess that she should the negotiations BEAUTY DISARMING The big merchantman put up but come to no harm and that her A of five different sections of Avery would not use force against the poll feeble resistance and struck her personal possessions should be unthat the greater the person of his bewitching pris- three most city shows Pas- oner in the mecolors to the pirates just as the touched by the popular films were Her beauty disarmed him Her Tradtropolis during the year Charles the Second threw her grap- sionately he besought her to be his royal manner dazzled him Some er Tabu and Horn Skippy pling hooks into her and Captain He promised to take her to Mada- times he dismissed the interpreter of worldless the and tried climbed aboard The language TO SHARE LOOT a over Avery pirate gascar and make her queen one who never mails copy to love but the daughter of the Great a As “We’ll do business on abasis of chief had suffered somewhat in the new nation — a or magazine with the state which newspaper of pirate and you fellows estimation of his men because of Mogul spoke with her eyes and her expectation of its arriving my adequality all around should be king He told her how speech was coquettish or firmly miration for Alexander will share in the loot the same as if his caution but they obeyed him in- he Pope is keen he could organize world piracy so mandatory as the occasion seemed Edith Sitwell in do he and the What you on slaughwere stopped his life my ship stantly you recording ter of the Mogul’s men as soon as that no pirates but his own should to warrant a parcel of sav?” tells of Pope sending seas to be the and ply permitted “I have never killed a human be freshly' picked cherries to some Now Captain Averv was irresist- he saw that the flag had been the treasure would roll in so ing” re- ible as a salesman The sloop cap- hauled down He then made a tour how the pleading pirate said to his asking them politely to dethat her noble father should be charmer of inspection come will if “and It turn tains were sold on the partnership the away you wrapping paper the proud to call him son GREAT TREASURE -with me to Madagascar I’ll be the veloped the sheets in which they The sloops were pulled off fair the like “I out much” you set very was the Great Treasuie The prize best in the world and I shall were bundled were part of the manbeach and' the three ships hands and was the Great Mogul’s own prisoner replied lor she was a wom- neverpirate stain hands with blood uscript of the translation of Homer to look for business with all followto an you know and this wild- pirate If you refusemy I’ll be the bloodme in a high state of efficiencyaddressed property on a holy pilgrimage Mecca carrying many rich gifts for was to her just a man easy enough iest pirate afloat and no other woOne argument against prohibition ing a rousing pep meeting to manage “Come to my father’s man shall ever escape me alive!” that perand the has always made me tired is important places holy by Avery have next court shall and near you coast year court But the greatof the “the sonages of the But it curbs our liberty As one the that proud princess Sailing along But now I am on a pil- Mogul’s empire done more than his shares who smiled has and Aden a great ship with tall masts est treasurea of all was found by a chanceto the darkly Holy City It is very told him to be off of boozing I know of nothing that' richly decorated and grimage of was sighted She had eighty guns Avery in you to interfere with it our freedom like promislavishly furnished forward cabin wicked and her crew armed with matchwill be furious! I fear On the evening of the foux'th day restricts father My battle apwas dark beautiful young She cuous Nothing so enslaves drinking locks went aloft ready for the handsome suitor acknowledged a all of lives the life for to and She scared your as habit a vicious and fleet very began badly pealing person when the little pirate was Please go away his defeat He could not hold his urged by was the Princess Mirim a daughter other Englishmen overhaul her Avery He had the and let the Great Treasure proceed ” men in idleness longer divided of the pinners of the Great Mogul Short shavings: George Horace! his mate and some once into Lorimer and money himgold plate For four was abashed applied Avery board of the Saturday Evening days and The pirate captain to run alongside at three portions placed in three heavy Post is being His to whirlwind self the who of courtship discussed for a the the brave in while enough presence beauty But the captain treasure chests that the Great Ben Ali was first was quick to realize that she was men murmured and some thought Treasure ambassadorship Mecfor all practical purposes man to been had carrying he each him water gave but on evening been He the crazy wagthe has of conqueror business Haggin way becoming by a of all good ca and placed aboard the pirate on for seven " The John! years Avery found a them a rousing talk that fixed took no unnecessary risks He per- of the conqueror was loot ships The value of this Thomases are touring Eumember of the bodyguard of the everything right He told his ac- more mitted the two sloops to close with a quarter of a million Charles than was he that out arranging understood who complices broke now rope English princess the big ship which in terms of our present Am- declares thatAn European professor of the banished all others from the royal with the princess for the sending dollars the flag of the Great Mogul The erican currency Fabrics and goods world’s thinking is inspired by newsfor the treasure more out of firscattered his ships and cabin stood away gathering Charles the Second to catch So the pirate crews worth nearly as much more were Commander Byrd is a papers stowed aboard the Charles the Sec- crack ing with her guns of longer range wits straightway began to make pirates Corinne bridge player ond but nothing was taken from the Griffith will only her wash hair in cabin of royal princess except a tiny fresh rain water Walter Wilcap of delicate lace which the big liams of Missouri is the only unipirate chief begged as a rememattended president who never life brance It was deliciously scented versity as a He began college Avery thrust it inside his blouse devil printer’s and there he wore' it during many Bebe Daniels has an airplane pilot a bloody encounter thereafter while license Betty Compson’s first he was making good his threat to name is Lurciene Harriett the princess to mark Hoctor has three r’s three t’s two up for himself a record in cruelty o’s and two h’s in her name By WILL ROGERS g and Dr Frank Crane Frazier Hunt Chic I know is just what I all IN HIS EYES TEARS Sale William Siavens McNutt and WELL in the papers Awful lot As the sun went down that eve- Carl Van Doren went to school in in the papers last week or so about Wilkie Collins’ ning the pirate ship and two brave Urbana 111 Mr' Hoover and Mr Coolidge joint little sloops sailed away toward “The Moonstone” revived by Harappearance at the Harding Madagascar end upon the deck of per’s is a corKing mystery yarn Mr Hoover put over the best the Charles the Second stood the Frankie Bailey who was 72 May 29 He was lives in Hollywood and looks to be world’s saddest pirate speech He come right out and said the toward no more than 40 something told how Mr Harding Her famous looking intently had been imposed upon by his own at Treasure and of famous signatures is said Great apron friends which of course was the aba graceful form upon her deck He to be worth a small fortune solute truthf But Mr Coolidge you thought he discerned a slender arm Peter Arno makes faces when he wouldent get him coming out deThe New Yorker that was waving him farewell Tears caricatures were in John Avery’s eyes and was another gossip weekly thirty claring anything as definite as that Course Calvin made a good ? old years ago trouble in his heart Barney Gallant iswhat you would a seaman well in his suffering in TunisPare Lorstraightaway just to then Just say of any of expect a politician the capstumbled and fell cups his own party touched on politics tain’s feet Avery looked forgone brought him enough revenue to pay of course? and told what the Remore long moment at the waving the debts of several countries arm of the princess and then Now with the return of the new publican party had accomplished under Mr Harding Even in death sprang upon the prostrate sailor indictments the revelations have become staggering Not only did Cathey got to give the Grand Old Parimprecations in a shouting voice as he kicked and pone run a $20000000 beer business ty a boost But Mr Hoover really touched on his humaness and then shoved the man over the side and here it was revealed but so power when he brought out so strong about into the deep blue water With an ful did publicity and machine gun how his friends had imposed why evil grin upon his face the pirate bullets make his name that gangs that was a fine and rather a brave chief watched his victim struggle in four states paid tribute to him on and go down Then he turned to- something like 4000000 gallons of thing for a politician to do Course its exactly what a man in real life ward the half dozen frightened men alcohol which they smuggled every would do But when you are in who were watching him froni the year to smaller towns and even to I the farms politics and depending on somebody other side of the deck to keep you in why you really ain’t Federal agents who worked secretthe deck thoughtfulpaced Avery able to act like real life It must He probably did a good de$l of ly for a year before returning the ly have been a mighty nice affair indictments said that probably thinking that night inAIRPLANES TOO NOISY (Copyright 1931 Charles B Driscoll) come was added to Capone’s "ruin four the years through Marion is a pretty little city They ral” traffic which he controlled by say the aeroplanes was flying over the simple process of forcing all tne couldent so much that you head “small town” liquor runners to buy hear the speeches and it annoyed their alcohol from him Mr Hoover and Mr Coolidge very Anyway you took it they pointed much What is it that makes a guy out the whole thing was a matter that can fly wait till a bunch of of not brains guns BY people gather some place and then wind has beat you to it' “The big said the 61 new indictmenAgents start in showing them that he can ts-making a total of 130 issued fly? They look like they just wait ment circuit at once Get them all spread over it and it had been two within weeks With against the Ca States Ruled till a crowd gather to reherse Its dedicated on one trip” " tthere over it ever since it had been Capone marked the end of three pone “ring” to was some supposed By the way I generally advertising scheme Not His His Guns extensive me unveilthere for gangs directly “country” waiting just Well if they can read the add I dedicate a monument one time It associated with the one big Capone one Well of Oklahoma those ing in on was Oklahoma Brains down home in the think that its ill effects organization in Chicago crowd would more than offset the fact I think it was on the capitol cyclones come along ' chamber of 4was were It at Oklahoma If City 27— (UP)— commerce of Oklahoma kicks on CHICAGO they advertising grounds good 'June “Three Strikes you are out Cigar- a kind of a cowboy affair that some AI Capone recognized and kindly send Scarface ettes” over a gathering I believe lady had built and asked in the that last statement Well ruler of Chiconvicted this wind cago was underworld envelope) revealed today as banker people would go right out of there deed to it to the state that Ilov-be stamped hit the statue and the old “tarp” and ruler of powerful gangs which and ask for “Foul Tip Cigarettes” the one to present it to statue would not hold she was strapped Congo tribute from whole states inpurposely even if they dident smoke ers of my own commonwealth Well on witn a “squaw hitch” instead of levied to was and even 'excited all with to add I the cities of stead trying get just course Of what this whole trip of learn a speech that would fit a good a "diamond” and away she blew I With indictment by the federal BRUSSELS Belgium June 27— Mr Hoovers was was the opening statue You see I was handicapped The tarp landed in Alfalfa Bin government of 61 men on charges (AP) — Native tribes in Krango provof the 1932 Follies Politicians will I had no politics to put over at Murray’s house down south before of operating a huge midwestem al- ince of the Belgian Congo today use any means to get their cause the occasion Iwasent going to run he was governor) and it came in cohol ring more details of the true were reported to be in opep relaunched A funeral or a commem- for a thing so that naturally did- mighty handy as bed clothes for extent of Capone’s power became volt stirred by idolaers with troops the known oration or a christening any occa- ent leave me much leeway in the Bill sleeping mighty close to was hurrying to the scene of the trouThe scarfaced gangster is await- ble sion that looks Important why they way of a speech I had to confine boards about then So the wind will decide to launch along with the myself almost practically to art and really a public benefaction and ing sentence next week on charges of The outbreak was said to be in the the they wired me immediately on re- defrauding the government and of Jijwit district where a similar Upchaplain’s benedictions “some of the statue and Oklahoma None ofcomin which holds have three of future ceipt of the cyclone there “Don’t operating a beer syndicate that the what rising was put down recently anything promises 44 in store for you if you are just wise mon with each other Well I was come Another big wind has beat approximately $20000000 a ' Chidid in and it the residents and and of imeumbent” to you the from retain unveiling tp year digging studying thirsty getting enough CANADA LOSES TOO of the time it would have cago northern Illinois and part of Then they dug up another monu- ready to fly back and do the honEntomologists of the Canadian an old one or ors secretly hoping that they would taken you to blow it off” Well I Indiana ment or The world was amazed when Ca- department of agriculture estimate :ox:ihng over in I'rnois This one have a barbecue in connection with don’t know when I ever' felt 'so non- pone was indicted with 68 followers that insects do more than $125000-00- 0 was ti Abraham Lincoln another it so I could do something natural) plussed worth of damage to crops in 1931 on the Lo those behold what Mr and and Hoover by Guess' McNaught charges and it was revealed happens? 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