Show “ 1 THE OGDEN STANDARD - EXAMINER but simply weak in their inability to resist certain temptations There are others who must be curbed with great firmness for are soured on life ' and wouldthey kill out of revenge ious The Ogden Standard-Examin- er PUBLISHING CO r A I GUimun EJdredte Publishers An Independent N ews ptptt FmbUsbed every sr end Sunday mornini without x suing moult or elob Second-cUEntered Matter at the - Potto f flee Ogden Utah Established 1879 SUBSCRIPTION BATES Delivered by carrier one month 75e By mail In advance in Utah Idaho Nevada and Wyoming Ifcree month 195 Six months )Jb One year Ail other states fLOO a month 112-- 0 one rear Member of Tbe Associated Press United Press Consolidated press NEA Service 1 U ' u ss Guards dealing with men fill- ed with resentment must be well balanced or they will become as hardened as the crim- Today By ARTHUR BRISBANE (Copyright 931 King Features Syndicate Inc) A Wise Young Prince sipmr UAL Nk inals they deal with and tfyey should be checked on occasionman is the young Prince of ally to see to It that they do not llISE now traveling with his Wales if answer to the description brother in South America to pro- KING OF ENGLAND jn AND THOMPSON Mayor William Hale Thompson believes in the magic of a bugaboo In his campaigns in and A a c The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news Cispatches credited to it or not the past he has paraded the otherwise credited In this paper and king of England’ before his conalso the local news Call 252 for All Department! stituents as a conspirator against the peace and happiness of his beloved Chicago On Sunday he charged his Democratic opponent with being allied with internaThe Standard-Examinertional bankers associated with Platform the king of England who if given power might greatly harm 75000 Population by IS 15 the windy city A Place on the Transcontinental Air Route How a man deemed fit to be Control of Pore Water Supply mayor of a great city can resort to Accommodate 150000 Peoto such buncombe political cheap ple A Modern City and County is hard to explain He must Building’ A Direct Highway to Great Salt have a poor opinion of the inLake telligence of the average votef Monte Cristo Road to Rich of his community The - Speak- ing of American methods he told fellow citizens and future subjects some time ago that they must learn to “adopt adapt and improve” the best methods everywhere Now opening today a “British exposition” in Buenos Aires the prince complaining that the exhibition has not been sufficiently advertised or ders publicity experts to advertise American the affair as an exhibition and to advertise extenAll-Sou- th county City School Worthy of the Another North and South Arterial Highway An Aggressive County Road Building Program More Street Improvements in Ogden TEACHERS IN SANPETE COUNTY The North Sanpete board of education appealed to by the i j! h i sively Two things make success first having what the people want second letting them know through adThe vertising that you have it prince knows that con-feren- ’ ce j I ’s A' High ght clntyre Plato Celebrates To Kill or Not to Kill mote sales of British goods Ogden 20 - Sat-urdayni- Not Enough $1000000? if spring was not here And as far as we axe concerned it is here In witness we present the weather for It was tne warmfigures est day we Sunday have had since November 9 1930 and the thermometer climbYears Agoed to a balmy 62 following a 25 From Our Files Coldest last night was 32 with a 40 at 7:30 o’clock this morning The barometer was 3024 ONE HUNDRED men are ‘digging for the Cold Water canYORK — Diary of a modern year ago this day highest was yon conduit to connect with the OgStirred out at dawn by 45 Aand the door pounding of a swizzled storm lowest 32 There was a heavy den water system that deposited 65 of an inch roysterer on way home from a party of precipitation including a trace of A speefal electric car will run to and unable to sleep again set off snow Plain City st Patrick’s day for a with the dogs to walk And in Fifty-fift- h celebration there Elaborate prepstreet came upon Earl BIRTH arations are being made for the ocCarroll unable to sleep either So On MADISON’S we to Grand Central for breakfast son March 16 1751 James Madi- casion president of the United' and he has the grandest sense of Statesfourth was born at Port Conway: The Davis humor I know and Weber Counties Va Canal company is about ready to Home and there awaited an earnest young man in confusion over After graduating from Princeton start construction of a $300000 powhis destiny wanting to write al- at the age of 20' he studied law er plant near Riverdale j And Five years later he entered politics though studying engineering A new company with Brigham M very gravely I told him that first '7 becoming a member of the Vir of all a writer should be hospitable inia convention and as too has purchasRpbmson to all manifestations of life and modest for an orator though ed the Ogdenpresident sanitarium he became canyon mere writing was mostly carpentry one of the most eminent accom- a cost of $75000 The company at is which I believe incororated under the name of the and of American plished respected At dusk with my wife to the R statesmen Ogden Medicinal Springs company Longs and Jim Quirk and his beautiful lady May Allison there and As a member of the convention Chief Forester Henry S Graves all so flattering about my great coat of 1787 which framed the federal will attend the forest regional that before departing I blurted out constitution Madison took comin Salt Lake beginning on the price So all the way home plete notes in shorthand thus pro March 20 Plans the admincursing myself for a loose tongued ducing the only record of its pro istration of nationalforforest affairs nit wit and later to the Mayfair ceedings and debates In 1792 he win be taken up at the conference dance became the leader of the Republican party in congress and wrote Thousands of young men are apA picture in Punch inspires the the Kentucky resolutions of 1798 plying for enlistment In the United A which state of best contain basis the month’s the giggle stiffly prim States army and navy An order has Cockney couple with two long faced rights doctrines wen issued for mobilization of daughters are celebrating New Year’s In 1809 after he had served as 20000 soldiers onthe the Mexican ber-d- er eve in a middle class cafe All about secretary of state under Jefferson was Madison of elected the them is merrymaking president Says “Twelve the United States In his second mother to a daughter Two men claiming to ' be tramp You may now term Madison’ approved the estabo’clock has gone printers are accused of spending lishment of a national bank as throw a bun at your father” financial necessity In 1817 he re- most of the winter in a New York It is said that they lived A penurious pair of New Yorkers tired to his home at Montpelier cemetery in a vault of the Rockland cemeas Va rector of served he where other each in touch with keep daily a in dark 10 room tery the of damp by 12 University Virginia by telephone free The husband is feet in size making their beds on in California the wife In New York two coffins At midnight he puts in a call If all is well she’ replies “Mrs Jones is A cold wave is the east- not here’ If she must talk to him era section of thesweeping country it being she tells the operator: “Mrs Jones reported that in the country-nortwill return in a half hour” And he of St Paul the temperature register calls then 12 below zero It is announced that G W Hill as a bonus for his year’s work as head of a great tobacco company got one million dollars worth of stock as a bonus His competitors in that industry will agree that he didn’t get enough All business men are interested in the fact that Mr Hill’s extraordi nary success is based on the fact (READ THE STORY THEN COLOR THE PICTURE) hammerhead began to scold Scouty “It thinks we’re too bold Of maybe it’s afraid that we will harm its little nest Now wouldn’t that be mean of us? No wonder it makes such a fuss Let’s leave the little birds alone I think ONE B EDTIME urgess Stories would be best” that he attends personally and in that “You’re to distribution detail minutest right” the Travel Man which means advertising replied And then he stepped to IN THE MIDST OF THE GREEN The problem of production has Scouty’s side and gently slapped been solved The big eternal problem that will endure forever is that MILLIONS ARE of distribution that of salesmanTO BE EXPENDED ship Anybody can make cigarets — everybody can sell them by the With a total of $70000000 to not billions him on the back “I like good boys said he “Most boys would try to scare those birds by shouting lots of crazy words but you prefer to leave them You are kind as you can be “And now let’s drive to Durban We are bound to find new sights to see It isn’t very far from here and if we have good luck we’ll get there ere the day is gone and then we’ll sleep until the dawn” The Tiny-mitagreed to this and all hopped on their truck “Away they went in spirits high Some pretty scenery drifted by and now and then they’d pass a native who would wave his hand “They are all friendly over here” said Cop-p- y “There is naught to fear Why everybody we have met has treated us just grand” They reached the town of Durban soon and shortly ’neath a brilliant moon sat down out in the open and enjoyed a wondrous meal Within a big hotel they slept At dawn right out of bed they crept and Carpy as he washed himself said “Gee how good I feel” Right after breakfast they all went out to a dairy farm and spent an hour or so at looking ’round There was a lot to see Said Scouty “Gee do they make cheese? And could we have some if jrpu please?” The Travel Man said “I’ll find out FOREST “We ne’er suspect how often we Are watched by those we do not see” are to be seen at be expended by the Union PaSTRANGE things celenow the Green Forest Every Pluto new The cific for new work maintenance brates the planet one of the little people who live there first anniversary of its can tell you this But no stranger of way and equipment during the discovery by earth dwellers which Rialto has two women dra to difference little makes sight was ever seen than that which The critics year the hope Is expressed that probably Smith and Baird matic are saw Jumber the Hare any Pluto’s inhabitants if there early one Leonard It Alison is that when Ogden will receive a percentage Its birthday would violently interest reported from his favorite morning hiding critic resigns of that total in keeping with its the late Dr Percival Lowell distinplace At least that is what Jumper another metropolitanwill be filled by this spring his place thinks astronomer who announced importance as a railroad cen- guished He had seen a hunter with a ter- a former actress foretold Its and existence Pluto’s Lions club of Mt Pleasant and ter rible gun seat himself on a log and as Halley position in the heavens wait He had seen Handsome Mr Personal nomination for the gaythe farm bureau has decided not The Union Pacific has been long ago foretold the return of the est sartorial touch of the season — Grouse a him comet for short named distance alight just to employ married women teach- carefully directed in the period The comet came back after Halley Chevalier’s standing wing Maurice from that hunter and he had seen ers and also has issued a state of prosperity with reserves ac- was dead and Pluto was discovered that hunter lift this terrible gun and collar speckled with bright red polka ment that though its finances cumulated which permit of this after Lowell was dead point it at Mr Grouse There was dots nothing strange in this but that are none too good the board will arge expenditure at this time hunter hadn’t fired the terrible guri Ann Pennington who usually conPluto the ninth in our solar famThe country it is our opinion ily of planets is about as big as this not reduce the pay of the teachHe had sat pointing it for a mo- fines artistic endeavors to wiggles ment or two and then slowly taken talked in her play this season Cast would not object to the big rail- earth Its year lasts two hundred ers takes since it down and rested it across his as a simpering dumbbell —the party it our of and years Our schools to be kept on a road systems retaining all their that fifty the knees After this he had sat there girl type — she is asked where she long a time to go around two more than for a long time “I don’t really know” she lisps high basis of efficiency must earnings if all above a reason- sun It is travelling watching Mr lives now and soon will be Grouse “I meet so many men” compete with other lines of ser- able return to stockholders and miles aatsecond After awhile there had been tbe the rate of three miles a going were to be im- second vice and to do so must pay sal- bondholders whirr of another pair of wings and Miss Pennington has literally which makes the recent auMrs Grouse had joined Mr Grouse danced aries commensurate with the pounded to be applied on im- tomobile speed record of four miles life All her spare Not for an instant did they know momentsthrough small It was Clyde are scale of wages in skilled employ- provements during dull periods a minute seem spent practicing new a Kansas farm boy who were being watched they to a play she will Tombaugh she If goes steps sums ment made available In first found Pluto a creditable perjarge didn’t know what to make retire to a dark corner at interJumper of it It was a new Teachers In years gone by have hat manner would help to sta- formance for the planet is three bil- Come on boys follow me” to missions and toddle into her dance million miles (Copyright 1931 NEA Service Inc) the hunter too If heexperience hundred lion had eight bilize the been under-pai- d should stopped country They to think about it he wouldn’t have He is one of those from the sun forty times as far as ponderous be given a living wage andbe The Tinymites head for Bombay known what to think of it himself the earth from the sun whose lidded half eyes pachyderms ANOTHER PARTY next India in the For the first time since he had first seem to say “I’ve seen the world story encouraged by the compensation N exehad a gun he had no desire to kill and am bored to extinction” I sat After sixty-on- e years without ENGLAND they receive to do their utmost criminal Kansas prepares The longer he sat there and watched next a cuting at a musical revue and al to restore to improve the school work Great Britain has & new CrimMr and Mrs Grouse the more in he to him himself capital punishment themsilly over one of laughed ’90 terested in them he became have brought this upon salesman party those organized by Sir inals traveling early with too many murders MEN HELD “They think they are all by them and crowded farm house jokes And Oswald Mosley as a rebuke to selves selves” said he to himself with i blooey went another illusion But Kansas will let Juries decide IN PRISON the labor party for failing to on capital punishment or life imnoiseless chuckle “They haven’t the least idea in the world probable that Our prisoners in the peniten- relieve distress prisonment It is not they Don Clarke breezed by awhile ago are being watched My that Juries would vote for death many are with the latest tabloid headline they tiaries are becoming almost unFive of the labor party fol100 more than handsome!” In Michigan after s “Thugs Grab Kale Scram” And on controllable infliction of the ou OltieBp&ertsBartcn Just then way off in the dis top Throughout the lowing the leadership of Mos- years without a referendum that Henry Sell wanders in dewill tance was death there a bang of a ter and ofsuggests c country riots have occurred in ley have resigned as members cide onpenalty BY 1931 going to Moscow for INC NfA RVIC1 Sf rtble gun Instantly Mr and Mrs JQ restoring death The legiswonder I never ge No the prisons the latest being an and declared for a new order lature has May day an for funds were Grouse appropriated up on their feet with anything done around this hatchery heads held outbreak in Joliet where 1100 of things even more radical than electric chair Why not buy a rope AT THIS time of while they listened Time continues to fly y year there is Then as if high the state must imitate the murhad settled men rebelled and could not be had been proposed by the group ifderer? they in their tomorto an do! What egg Today much serious illness and more own minds that danger was far far row a feather bed! costs less and unlike the It controlled until the guards open- headed by Ramsay MacDonald electric chair it is not an insult to not so serious away they continued their dust ed fire with fatal results Truly it was a strange scene News from London indicates science we In our neck of the woods Carter tells about the colorthe hunter and Jumper the Hare edAmon A message from Joliet states that the went to deposit $100 in who seen sun haven’t boy for the are not to nearly was poplecture both looking on Mosleyites Mr Sinclair Lewis town a bank After accepting small that while the legislative inves- ular and that all five have been in Constitutional hall Washington two weeks and to tell the truth teUer down it the receiving AmD C but the Daughters of the think I’ll have to be introduced to Next story: The Hunter Shoots the curtain of his cageJerked tigating committee was inspect- requested by their local labor or- erican The negro Revolution would not let him him all over again for he's been inquired the trouble and was told ing the wreckage caused by the ganizations to resign but they have the do not approve hall bank had been ordered closed the a of much win all pretty stranger riot of last week the prisoners have not heeded the command of him The They title of Mr Lewis’s ‘I’ll declare to goodness” he ob is “American Literature ter locked in cells screamed poundserved “that’s the fust time I ever The unrest In British politics lecture ” and the lecture There is one reason for late win Comes of Age had one bust smack in my face” ed on the the bars and cursed is traceable to the of would interest several now deceased ter illnesses —no sun because we inability Wendell Holmes Emerson the keepers For another one of those no rea any party to find a solution for Oliver get direct disease resisting proper Poe and Hawthorne Longfellow By DR MORRIS FISHBEIN The riot is supposed to have the sons whatever it occurs to me I nev which is upon ties from direct contact with the depression er knew a person named Max who been caused by resentment over the empire Trouble between Arabs and Jews sun’s rays That and lack of fresh HEAT NOT LIGHT IS IMPOR- did g not have a trigthe death of one of the prisoners Britain is struggling with un- continues in Palestine Britain vegetables TANT know IN Pauls And all the mind I TREATMENT OF ger — we know I do get fresh vege changing its interpretation soof the tables all the are fine guys RHEUMATISM in solitary confinement That employment ahd the people be- “white year around now and much caused that paper” with overcrowding brought on ing heavily taxed to meet the discussion annoys the Arabs who good ones but there is a difference everyone knows that the “Try to control yourself” writes vitamin quality between freshly a condition of nervous tension dole requirements are dissatis- retaliate by establishing a boycott in of heat helps to re- Patsy R “and don’t twitch but for picked “young” garden vegetables lieve their Jewish neighbors saying: and and which found expression in an up- fied to the point of ill humor on therefore is helpful two months your column has been pain travel miles those that many “Sell everything to the Jews but It packs a wallop” to rt£reatmentareof rheumatic joints a Let me go all reach our tables rising which Is reflected in the restless- land Buy nothing from them” An Our to pieces Just this rays Light provided low in the vitamin qualities get Arab newspaper urges its readers to infra-re- d Our prisons should be careful- ness in party politics once? longer which now rays have from lack of sun follow the example of Gandhi and just about power to penetrate the skin: (Copyright 1931 McN aught lack of fresh peppy food and ex- little ly supervised and those in charge get rid of foreign-mad- e the clothing short Syndicate Inc) which rays ercise penetrate should be required to have THROWN FROM M somewhat more deeply and the exercise do Children get going carFrederick able Burr Opper to hJch true patience with the imprisoned SKYSCRAPERS school but is heat Tays from it and actually toonist celebrated at a banquet on up the blood as “ay it passes through by sit- toe avoiding unnecessary New York gangsters have had Wednesday the 31st birthday of his this is counteracted partly In capillaries the skin The rooms close in all fairly day ting treatment but at the same time many bold methods of disposing popular character “Happy Hool- in short infra-re- d rays con not a is provoke flush-obent attitude that known to better of millions igan” skin 81111 Perspiration f the officials should be support- of their marked ones The latest young tJie to ducive free breathing Americans than many of the I read the other Sh Hard Hill of London ed in maintaining control es- is to throw an offensive associ- most distinguished day that Invet- feels characters in erate bridge that the special infra-re- d are players peculiarly lamps providing sential to the disciplining of ate in crime from the top of one history the long infrato colds chest Wheth susceptible President Hover Calvin Coolidge er it is true or not I don’t know red rays are no more crimbodies of hardened helpful than large of the big buildings and others sent messages of con but this the incandescent ordinary such stated in that lamps person inals m the reflector or heat cabinet Opper deserves Taking the doomed for a ride gratulation and Mr nerves on an trained with attitude carAll our penitentiaries should seems to require too much ef- congratulations His political Leonard Hill is convinced that interest of the Sir toons since and before the days of the immediate the long infra-re- d one rays act byi SPRING has come! Let the wind of the game only classify prisoners separat- fort so the murderers hurl their ‘‘Willie and His Papa" have said air their effect and heating have no was the snows drift and the inhaled capacity other power ing the desperate from those victims to death from the roofs what Opper thought with absolute Take icicles return to hang like accusing is what worth for it that Indeed he found patients with fingers from our house tops Spring sincerity but without arousing bit- but that we do not breathe properwho are incarcerated because of of skyscrapers terness or He rheumatism has who had been treated has come! hatred made ly when sitting hunched oyer some for many weeks minor weaknesses There are truth plain to millions by short exposure can or other almost anyone thing to ultra-violthousands of men in those inand to tung Johnny Weissmuller swimlight And we base this conclusion on believe sten arcs which a “Big Bill” Thompson of Chicago provide infra to long the back fact that yesterday we saw stitutions who need the physi- ming champ who recently mar- after the children it red rays Getting 12 years in the mayor’s office stands more blueone receiving comnot benefit And bluebird of within the only range care would a ried cal and mental that Broadway beauty prob- knows that the world is a rough mon sense to to build them up from two or three prolonged expos bird but two bluebirds A papa and be given If they were afflicted ably regards this his stroke of place and that you must speak the in some way try or other against the ures to incandescent lamps than a mamma bluebird had gotten in previous weeks language of plain people Says he: alert germs that are waiting for they with disease They are not vic good fortune “So now Jimmie Walker is getting resistance to get below par to have from other sources are those who will scoff and The British physiologists are sayThere d the Well just say for a party one bluebird does not make that convinced that the heat appears a me he ain’t seen nothing yet” more than one swalMilk is the one food that con to spring be the active element accom low will any Which is probably right tains most of the vitamins A B c pushing its results in the treat- although we can furnish ample Mayor Thompson takes a some- D E and F is bone building ment of rheumatism by provoking what local view of New York’s trou- muscle building Itnerve building If perspiration proof that one swallow will make a a pouring out of fluids headache bles and they do not grieve him the children have been neglecting “It is about time that some of New that regular glass at meals I think a lessening of pain and an increase York’s dirt got spilled” he says and that now is the time for all good in nutrition But two bluebirds There Is proof MOB MADNESS thinks New York pays too much at mothers and true to stand around It is therefore unnecessary to that cannot be denied They came A woman employed in a government department at Washing- tention to Chicago as “crime capi- and make those youngsters touch have highly expensive sources of and perched on a wire right outside light for the treatment of cases of of our window and if we had had ton telephoned to several of her acquaintances that their money tal of the world” He adds a cheer- bottom Heat such as can the courage and the window had “Now ful the a Don’t let them gulp it either rheumatism there Is a big hoop-lPerpetual Banking association was not 'safe deposited withassociation be developed by the incandescent been open we could have reached one is about Walker of a the oldest make Well and well face well!’’ Make and strongest in the them drink This banking in the cabinet or by the re- right out and grabbed the papa it slowly eat it as the saying goes light national capital yet athis word of alarm passed over the city and If you are one or flector other source by any of now like That is if he hadn’t flown and bluebird it of was frantic throng down at the bank many preparalmost immediately of equal power should be away to run for president 1932 you After school if the air is not too beat ing in its for money scrambling muggy or the ground too damp suitable to the purpose was plenty of support available for so strong will have an exciting time Happily there And what a beautiful blue! He don’t fuss about them coming in Senator of James Lewis an institution Cash900was brought from other banks trucks came Illinois expects atHamilton us a perfect exhibition and and a book are gave least If four getting presithey thousand dollars from the United States dential candidates two “QUOTATIONS” on the scene with on safe spent the on or sidewalk showing of his feathers as he afteryard Republicans on the house announced that it would in- President Hoover 10 minutes making his some let out treasury the local clearing them the porch representing play Influence of inherited money noon toilet sure the depositors to the last cent yet the run kept up for two regulars some Progressive repre- with their skates and kites and TTHE -— a young man is as bad as the Just tell them to keep A on the “dissatisfied” element wagons senting days And mamma bluebird that drab On the word of one obscure person a great financial institu- Democrats will unite behind a can- out of the middle of the street dole — Major R G Mundy all Put rubbers on them little lady who does all of the work city was almost lynched Here we see how the didate advocating state control of that’s see tion in the capital occur while papa goes out and receives all and see the We are warm that how wars Only The will free can ignorant thinker prohibition be they human lynchings started In be Republicans the homage perched some ten feet is to shoes free aren’t believe enough Damp enough good that his away this sudden madness sweeping through great masses of people be prohibition presidential and vice things —ever own and contented herself with — is conceit wisdom Rev vice a menace Fulton and to prohibition exhibited life we have presidentila standing and property peace exerthe dust out of her the Sheen In J shaking morning candidates one from the setting up bank unable to call in help has gone down under presidential — with Many a sound such are cises winsouth one good and west open from the blow a as fell as a result of the irresponsible the impact of dows and at least a dozen deep I cannot for the life of me unM upon this institution breaths gossip of one toignorant person that will stretch their derstand why if the civilized world We never saw such a display of We need develop a preparedness against this sort of recurmore than it can con- cleanliness and daintiness as that NO WONDER hate all this but It can They’ll lungs rent insanity We need to learn to doubt the gossip of idle “Did your husband sleep after Is the best thing on earth for them sumeproduce everybody has not a reason- jluebird made preening his delicate-- y colored plumage Certainly no the sleeping draught?” Plenty of baths and plenty of able—share of food clothes and sheltongues There is an epidemic known as mob madness of which taking — would go to all of that trouble bird ter Robert water we have examples every year It may be expressed in murder or “Not a wink” Lynd good drinking regular — — --— “You could not have adminis- meals regular e and no expressed In cruel attacks on the reputations of Indi- tered it may be stuffing on drug store sweets to Youth character willingness to n the successful advance of any viduals or on the strength of institutions Until our education “Noit properly" I take away wholesome appetites work ambition thoroughness ini- ranker within his profession— P J3 to take the us forgot price immune to rendered such into mass savagery we off the bottle”— has lapses All the sassafras tea on earth can’t tiative and social poise are seven at- Kingsbury vice president the Cleve— Moustique not educated Dayton News beat this program tributes that have an Integral part land (O) Trust company -- es -- h degrees t j Senator Reed Smoot is back from ft D C He states that Washington he will not vote for Canadian reciEditor Standard-Examine- r: The Utah state senate wishes to procity and is unalterably opposed to f officially express its appreciation to free trade you for the fair and courteous consideration we have had at your New buildings are rapidly going up hands We realize the importance in Ogden and there are men the press plays In the shaping of at work there being very many few idlers public opinion Your reporters have in the city j been fair and considerate and their cooperation has been appreciated The doors of places are May we further thank you for the closed Thegambling imposition Of heavy issues of your paper that have beerj still was mbre effectual officers sent the members of this body dur- fines than say ing this past session of the legisla- into force any other measures put ture i I : i f - Sincerely yours UTAH STATE SENATE By RAY E DILLMAN President 1 f j I COLLEGE LIFTS SMOKING BAN APPLETON WK— (UP)— A poll of women students on the questioii of smoking has resulted in Lawrence college abandoning the strict opposi tion maintained against this prac tice for years Amalgamated Sugar company offi clals report that sugar beet con tracts for this year have increased materially over former years It Is said that there has been an increase ‘ of from 10 to 20 per cent The Standard cooking school win open next Monday in the hall on the upper floor of the Carnegie free ‘ libarry building YOUR po-itic- CHILDREN Lack-a-da- HEALTH TALKS quick-actin- Copyright Sign in front of an autq laundr-y- AUTOMOBILES WASHED ONE DOLLAR AUSTINS DUNKED FIFTY CENTS And while divorces are getting easier and easier divorcees seem to be getting harder and harder Says Gent vieve the ey dth et push-aroun- kitchen cynic circle of friends may not he so wide hyt they’re plenty thick1’ Simile— 0 0 0 Horizontal as a British heavyweight pugilist STATESMANSHIP HITS A NEW HIGH (News Item) AUSTIN Texas —State Representative Forbes today introduced a bin which prohibits members of the Texas Legislature from accepting free passes to motion picture shows A State legislator is supposed to confine his amusement to concocting freak legislation and playing roll the log - -- bed-tim- aa b For various reason I cannot get ' handy At being delighted by Amoi Andy Also I’m quite sure that I never will be Made happy by air signed by G McNamee Nor am I cheered up by the lassitude moody That settles on me with the songs sung bj! Rudy And doubtless I’d think they were all even drearief ' If 1 could convince me it pnade me superior j' - j j i I 'a But we can say one thing for the WIckersham Com- mission — it would make a mighty nice Jury if you ever happen to be up for murder BULL-ETI- (New N Item) NEW YORK — Police Lieut James Smith believes street comer loafers are responsible for most of the v t 0 conclusions harsh one-hundre- Vestures Syndicate Inc About the only exercise some of us get is splitting infinitives jua4- - jumping at Almost Jim-hon- 1931 Kin cr! days vocates police ' camera squads v to make snap- - “ shots of lamppost loiterers that these pictures In the hands of detectives would help solve the crime problem LITERARY OBSERVATION Quite a number of people in the commonwealth are thinking Stuff not a great deal bettor than the resit of them are drinking SIGN OF SPRING de-clar- ’There will be mergers of our outstanding universities within ten years” — Prediction of J Here’s a Trusiow Winthrop suggestion then for a 1941 college song We’re o ns of ' Yalo and Har Vard too Hurrah for Penn and N Y U Thrum chmere for dmar old Bolton ‘ Tech A sip and a Boom for Brown by heck— A sis boom bah for Notre Dame— And any omitted deserve the same "Anybody can be a good fluence snaps the Rt Rev Mr Wiley "What this country needs Is more people willing to be mfln-nre- a” ! in- ing (Classified Adi witb SO years retsU experience: CO years as buyer and manager: seeks change Win g do anything A1 ret Understands women’s wear A to Z box i V 907233 YOUNG MAN re FAMOUS LAST WORDS You are beautiful darling Just like a wax figure! i Pick un the pieces J |