Show long wharf by lamp light Sa saturday evening last I 1 took my position agai gaina pong the crowd of anxious bidders that surrounded my facetious friend on long wharf I 1 found him in his best vein and though he could scarcely have suspected aba that k there was a chel among em taking notes yet he paid faid many any things worthy of perpetuation in the columns of the news ladies and gentlemen cried he 1 I 1 have a most beautiful useful incomparable article to offer you now an article necessary to the nid id and young the long and short the pretty and ugly effly and an there are certainly plenty of the latter sort here assembled a gross of shoe brushes the bristles dpn which are so as stiff as the upper lip of tile the french consul and which will make inake a boot shine like a pretty aman in in california if your shoes are old or new of cow hide or calf skin a little blacking and three rubs from one of these brushes though as lightly laid on as a misers charity will produce a polish equal to that of a dancin dancing master maite r no mud iud will stick to shoes polished by these brushes in dry weather pr and if they are not dirtied they will need but one cleaning corn comp gentlemen bid up who says two dollart dol do laft llara one dollar and seventy five one anda halt 0 one ne dollars dollar gone S rl next nex t let me offra offer a revolver a regular COWS colts and no more danmyer of its kicking than a an a ugly gl with fh a h gear I IF fa aa uran jep JIB R judge con can talk and as straight as he on oya back out carries further than the city front can an be extended and no more risk of its ol snapping lapping than of poor mexico going to war with uncle sam 1 all I who have anything to guard this is the thing to do it with a thief will stand no more chance than an office seeker without money or a chinaman in the recorders court it a rogue knows youve got one hell no more attempt to break into your house than in an honest man will be caught going to the legislature or selling rt at auction after the passage of the new law shoots six times without stopping and in is as deadly as a steamboat boiler who says bays thirty dollars twenty five dollars gone at twenty colars next is a tw shirts made of fine cotton white as an aldermans Alder mans liver and as nicely done up as the senatorial question the collar is as stiff as the steamboat combination and the tail is as wide as some holes in the streets they are made big to fit everybody like a barbers chair and the taxation laws and you can get into tent em as easy as a chinese lady gets fined and out of em as say easy e as mary blane biane dont they will last as long as your own skins if not wash ed oftener and wont get dirty till soiled who says four dollars three dollars two dollars gone I 1 now put up a sleek shining splendid beaver hat made of rabbit skin bran new genteel enough to make a pettifogger look like a gentleman and to enable a sponge to get his lunch on tick sun proof sweat proof and rain proof it will keep you as shady as honest men have kept in councils and as dry as in the morning has a nap as long as rip van winkles kle and a rim as broad as Squi bobs wit who says ten dollars eight dollars five dollars gone at four dollars sau san Frane franciseo iseo evening news 1 15 1 1 |