Show SATURDAY EVENING OCTOBER THE OGDEN STANDARD - EXAMINER it was Burge st Stories BOXER GETS A SECOND LESSON “Never Judge by size alone Lest you your Judgment atone” shall all conceited young bears none OFwas ever more conceited than done” chuckled Prickly Porky All this time Woof Woof Boxer’s twin sister had been laughing at Boxer You know she had been wise enough to go around Prickly Porky "It serves you just right" said she “Yes sir it serves you Just right You've been altogether too conceited and boastful I guess this will take a little of that conceit out of you ” But it didn’t The very next person Boxer met was Jimmy Skunk With an angry growl Boxer struck at Jimmy He didn’t hit him however and suddenly Boxer felt very sick indeed There was something in his eyes that almost blinded him and the air was filled with an odor that almost choked him and made him feel very sick Boxer had had his second lesson — WELL VoU cam nUR-rus- o bid Minn Oct okAY M fare:-we- ll WEEK -- gil&f S-1- M tfoURt AT A sKoLiER WILL SAVE ME lM Time AMP -- MERGES I dollars BALLooM TVns Bill -- better Pitt AM tor 11 IPAT coKAiMGf --Thus HAvE it4l X OROCSRV To affordPAV CamT StCK ‘4® yoo'Oe yjonED SO SUERY those soap wHales PaY—THaTs —XU- - VME CAmV fQO 1W MAVfe CAUSED RlGMY MOW PACV UP MY LUWCH BOX vwill BE aPoomcti“7 w- - wovw AdrtbMA"tC-sHutof- f AMD boE 40 far dav PAY — 'leT'S v: 4 (AP)— With only one practice game behind it the University of Minne- sota football team today entered into stiff mid-seascompetition in an intersectlonal contest with a southern foe the Vanderbilt university Commodores of Nashville Tenn The Gophers scored a 15 to 6 victory over Vanderbilt last year but so certain of repeatthey were not ing today Coach Dan McOugln of the visitors has a strong team with six of last year's regulars in his first string lineup Two of Minnesota’s stars were maRie-be- th jor casualties today with Clint last year’s halfback star confined to his bed with a stomach ailment and Harold Anderson left end laid up with a knee injury on I MouapATorr zzt L! 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Upipit Ujijil” declared the natives one day meaning “Mr Frisby you certainly will have a difficult time with the ostrich and we advise you not to try though try you will to be sure” I said nothing but thanked them politely Imagine their surprise when reaching Ostrichland we sighted these birds to windward They immediately became frightened and danced off keeping just beyond range of my “ujiji or fowling piece I decided to beguile the ostrich Powdering my legs to look like the graceful limbs of this symmetrical member of the chicken family I placed on my shoulders an ostrich hide and thus disguised it was impossible for the most critical eye to detect the fraud Then trotting gingerly toward the verdure on which the ostrich feeds I proceeded to eat grass and shake my plume feathers This was very convincing to the other ostriches realistically who were by now readv to make friends— and more— I can assure you In fact one big fellow gave chase I finally broke the spell by kicking him soundly and thus laid him prostrate If you ever saw a broken ostrich you will know how he looked from his great wondrous eyes I shall never forget It is one of those things I as a result we had would rather not talk about' Ob well delicious fried ostrich for weeks And what is more tasty than a cold ostrich wing? To make a thrilling story short let me say that the natives applauded me to the echo yes to thefechol They dubbed me "Ujiji" which means “intrepid bird man” (Continued Next Saturday) There is entirely too much talk about police making no effort to combat crime As a matter of fact a news Item says that police of Harri- Tell Him Mister! SALESMAN SAM New fAORMmoTT EfRD SOM FROCA TOUR AT COLLSOE vex? FRott TKePROf tAOMGY-AW- D TfeLUM' tAL WHAT A BOV tSt DOMB-BeUL- TH' OUST HOVJ DU CAB DIDW )ToLOnEtY w PROFESSOR SAY m m Wouldn’t it be a good one if Chicago detectives could muffle Capone’s alarm clock? ? Hi m m m BULLONEY (Newspaper Article) “In these wonderful United States there is no aristocracy that which’ is ave upon based merit”— James SecreDavis J- tary of Labor Be WASH TUBBS that as it may the radio station KFRC features a ter! 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