Show the babas complaint now I 1 suppose you think because you never see me do anything but feed and sleep that I 1 have a very nice time of it let me tell you that I 1 you are mistaken and that I 1 am tormented half to death though I 1 never say anything about it how should you like every lornz morning g to have your nose washed up instead of down n how should you like to have a pin put through your dress into your skin and have to bear it all day till your clothes were taken off at night how I 1 bould you like to be held so near the fire that your eyes were half scorched out of your head while bour your nurse was reading a novel how should you like to have a great fly light on your nose and not know how to take tak aim at him with your little fat useless fingers how should you like to be left alone in the room to take a nap and have a great pussy jump into your cradle and sit starin staring Lr at you with her great een eyes till you were all of a tremble geen 6 ow should you like to reach out your hand forthe for the pretty bright candle and find out thatis was away across the room instead of close by I 1 how should you like to tire yourself out crawling I 1 way across the carpet to pick up a pretty I 1 button or pin and have it snatched away as I 1 soon as you begin to enjoy it I 1 tell you it is enough to ruin an any v babas temper how should you like to hava your our mama 1 stay at a party till you were as hungry as a cub and be left to the mercy of a nurse who trotted you up and down till every bone in your body ached how should you like when your I 1 mama dressed you up all pretty to take the nice fresh air to spend the afternoon atter noon with your I 1 nurse in some emody kitchen while she gossips with one of her cronies how should you like to submit to have your toes tickled by all the little children who insisted upon 11 seeing babas feet how should you like to have a dreadful pain under tinder your apron and have everybody call you a little cross thing when you a speak peak to tell wha what was waa the matter with your yon 1 how should you like to crawl to thi the top of f the stair just to look about a fittler little and pitch heals over head from the top to the bottom oh I 1 can tell you it is no joke to oe be a baby such a thinking as we keep up and if we try to find out anything we are sure to get 7 fret our brains knocked out in the attempt it is very trying to a sensible baby who is in a hurry to know everything and cant wait to grow up fanny fern |