Show ' i SUNDAY MORNING- THE OGDEN STANDARD EXAMINEE -- WILL ROGERS SAYS Y YANKEE Coolldge vas another they tried to land Ssy that little Yankee dident cut his political teeth on a District of Columbia License red-head- ed He knew the tariff was Ginger and would paralyze when anybody that libated on it So Mr Hoover come along the old Political Boys mouth Just watered is some new money They said hereHere is a fellow that In the game learned his Politics feeding the Armenians Now if he has fed them why cant he be induced to slip some sustenance to us for no Armenian or even a Boar constrictor can gobble up any more Pork from a Bar- Plate Ja-mal- ce ren than a Politician Well they dident even let Mr Hoover get elected till they started working on him They got ahold of him during the heat of the Camhim to promise that paign and gotwould revise the Tarif elected he iff Now if he had only known it he dident have to do this Nobody was pressing him for Tariff action but the Politicians themselves Of course they made him think that his election But my goodit meantwas so far out in front that ness he Ue couldent have been beaten with a Tammany Hall voting machine at every booth He was in the bag the hour he was nominated But he was foolishly made to announce "If elected I will hold a Special of Congress and revise the Tariff to help the Farmer" Now there is another thing that extra session of Congress thats Just about as much misery to a President as the Tariff Why call cm in Extra session why call em in regular session? Here he was borrowing all this trouble for no reason at all He meant well but oh how he must have suffered for that decision The In prefect Turriff Bill originated 14 months January 29 just exactly ago It passed the House of Representatives on the last of May last year or less than four months from the day it went in there The House then kissed it voodbve and - -- Session F11 - Three interesting new books have been added to the Children’s department of the Carnegie Free library: Children of the Mountain Eagle mountain baby and the day she was bom snow lay so thick on Shela valley that she was named for the snow 'Bor it was called In her lanThus begins a fascinating guage story about Bor and Marash two children who live In the heart of the Albanian mountains and have customs very different from ours It tells how Bor was a' plucky shepherd girl: how she and Marash the boy crossed the river In a wobbly goat-ski- n craft and how Marash carried a message through the night to save his people The author was a war worker In Central Europe and Is familiar with Albania and Its - o Seven-Democrat- s ever to Bear the Chrysler k oraS1"” dr Fielda ad : - f Reviews -- - f I ng - gen-eral- j j THERE’S A TREND TO VALU E AMERICA IS CHOOSING NAME 1 4- - Sis Ciiysmi turn out extraordinary values It is a typical Chrysler creation from rims to roof — by long odds the finest motor car ever to appear sixes in the field of lower-priceYou recognize at once all the quality and the precision of Ouysler craftsmanship Here at amazingly low price are the great advantages of Chrysler j- 'L m d subtle touches of typically smart Chrysler designing You can’t miss the solid substance of Chrysler 4-D- Badness Coop Tenting Royal Sedan $7$f $8 J $83 J Royal Coop Roadster $833 OL B F Enctnry Equipment Extern) j engineering — such advantages as weatherproof 4-wh- internal-expandin- hydraulic brakes a eel Buicks g TOTAL IN Ui S high compression -- engine H shack-le- s special-typ- e spring and shock absorbers and typically Latest figure by mew design and cons traction- Such a car at such a price is hardly believable yet here it is There is no reason — notv — why anybody should be denied the thrill and pride of owning a Chrysler 7 38 K i XaadstarS&lOt Sedsa $00- - Toojrtog62SI Do Lexo Cocpe$62S Do Leu Sedan ICS Prices La K factory BU - ©f I CK 3rd Car in Men and women In all walks of life are now seeking positive value They are demanding the most and best for their dollars And so today more than ever the trend is to Buicki ' V W-- H s:e WH--- 14 A as an mi 2-D- r Aad trpLob factory J " - C j -- t Not only are motorists driving 700000 more Buicks than any other of the 15 makes of cars In its price class— not only are they awarding Buick from 35 to 50 per cent of the combined sales of motor these fifteen makes— but they are giving Buicfj a greater proportion of the total sales in its field than at any previous period in Buick history HaSee Buick with Body by fisher— compare it— consider the tremendous buyer preference revealed in the above figures— and you’ll agree that Buick does provide greater value in all elements of motor asr : applqll Ivv A COMPANY" iFlINTj Ohidonnf GMtnmt Molon -- V h - 2619 Washington Ave sr - ’ll j r ‘ MICHIGAN fiwildtri cf 1 " ?Car 2666 WASHINGTON AYE U S those cane Canadian Factor! 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Above you ehe a beautitul Latest innovations in gliding a sport now sweeping the country are pictured here meanof a Bee by e the first glider to be flown in the Philadelphia area taking off atPatco and Hear by Will ew launching cable which shoots the ship into the air like a slingshot At the right is Wesley Hays is the president oTSTS the pilot sits out front tion Picture Producers andM? omith famous racing pilot at the controls of the same glider Noticeishow wonds largest glider utors of America and is eucffii with no protection from failing out except a safety belt At the leftCalif the This Madre at Sierra German Kelterborn constructed by Adolph expert sailplane has a wing-spre§ of 59 feet tory of the development of Sit tures that we see and hear oaE J screen today From the earlv rT The writer then traces the history Magic Ring” “Death of the! Sea riod Mr Hays brings us gtepfo of the parachute from its humble Hawk” “The Bomber Attack” fHigh step with figures and illustration “Night SFall” “Water for each period to the present: beginning down through the cen- Persuasion” turies alive with interest to the Wings” and others iThe author a book is cleverly written with a marvels are swing Kesent time when by Major E L Among the other new books He tells how parachut- “Elements of in the Hoffman Jun-iparachute ing subject charge TUMP by Don Glassman the of Electrical what is one’s done sensations States United ing research for the Cook whlfh dXg Arthur by Literary Guild New York book are The etc by publish! fundamentals of electrical Young flying fans over the counPointing out that any person who the i Inc the and Simon Schuster of saves his life jumping from a disand their try will appreciate these talesvast older selection for boys by the tion "Elements ofpractical applies abled aircraft with a parachute be- April the Caterpillar club with its h? Guild Junior Literary store of information about para- comes a member of the Caterpillar William H Timbie a mjgft tg chutes and the tales of thrilling and club the author traces its history first edition which appeared la 1811 from the time of its Inception in “Aluminum Compounds to Food br SAY HUSBANDS nAVE daring by those to use ’chutes ' October 1922 It was founded by Ernest Ellsworth Smith a book The invention of the parachute is M Timmerman Clair Verne H St more radio make Men the latest research material independent credited by the author to Leonardo and Maurice Hutton whose photo- set purchases than women accord- on the subject In one volume “The da Vinci who illustrated it in his xofc in 1495 with the explanation: graphs are frontispieces of the ing to a survey taken by the United Grain Trad© During- the World States department of commerce The War by Frank M Surface ‘If a man have a tent roof of calked volume linen 12 braccia (twelve yards) wide Lindbergh who leaped 13000 feet survey indicates however that when urn© that explains the policies and and 12 braccia high he will be able in the dark figures in the book as both husband and wife make a pur- accomplishments of Food Admlnls ly tration Grain corporation o let himself fall from any great King of Caterpillars Other chap- chase the feminine tastes are of the himself to to ters of the catered “The include: without United States danger Story lelght Six D Avehue £ : LOWEST-PRICE- S? Wynne— "A new book thaS of 'The Passionate RbS? Wynne The first partfof is under the shadow Gam!? with the huge branchiR n the avenue hanging afer theSS its of its new mistress Mavis-who has married to help her — j fiere $ man-aboKo- ee Sing-mast- er ? fe "Hie End of the' ns Lth Once Again byE7j 1 Doctor Dolittle In the Moon Loft oumeys the back of a giant moth with Chee-Chthe monkey Polynesia the parrot and Tommy Stubbins his secretary There he finds many strange things such as whispering vines and singing forests but best of all he finds the man In the moon y— himself The most exciting part of the story comes when Tommy Stub-biIs kidnaped and sent back to A fair trade and no flavors earth leaving the doctor in the as best he can But moon to sent it to the Senate That was Jiunishable by death to extract the of coursemanage Is equal to the occahe the Sugar Cane and that last June now its pretty near next June That was in the special ses- Sugar Cane can only be manufac- sion" You Make Your Own Luck sion tured from the Utah Beet that day — “Mystery adventure and roWell they wore out that session will Reed be made a Mormon mance fill book for this with it and finally Mr Hoover had Prophet and buried by the side of older children interesting Nellie Edna of Pike to let em go home to think up some Brigham Young Virginia was content with new rates and come back In tune for Well Uncle Joe says to himself Valley life until she humdrum a the regular session They took up "I am going to do for every Article met a party ofordinary at her aunt’s tourists the debate right where they had left Manafactured in Pennsylvania what house Among them was a profesoff And never missed a word Thats Reed does for Sugar” So he says sor from the University of Virginia nine months those Birds have ar- “Reed I’ll help you on sugar if you who Nellie Edna to go to gued and debated over that Bill and will help me on 1645 other Nick collegeinspired Bo she went tor teach in there is not one man in five hun- Nacks that a A made up my way" a small mountain school and saved dred that you meet that know or Now you would think that w’ould money her tiny salary There care what in the World its all about be an unfair trade wouldent you? she metfrom a attractive young man very PAYING BIG DIVIDEND But not with Smoot Yoif get him named Carter Woodfill Adventures The best prosperity the country his sugar and you can bring in your a mystery was solved and and he will followed had ever had was under the Bill that articles by the millions romance a started em this one replaces But It must be O K your raise on vote was tradno therecourse Of changed Factories wasent closing done during all this times Who cans-tget a higher rate on NavManafaetureing was paying a fine ing dividend But Uncle Joe says ‘‘My said there was anyhow? Well he ajo Blankets made in Brooklyn of himself for Kendrick a Cowman Sheridan from Boys are kinder kicking on some ought to bea ashamed fine? bunch of men if Wyomifig joined the sheepherders little competition that is creeping in slandering traded Trammell of Florida stayed in the Its not much but we better nip it he said it while its young and they have been themselves out of their Party Republican coluihn to offset Fletchof Louisiana stuck with er of Jacksonville who evidentally mighty liberal with you Lads here Bourssard’too Doc Copeland of N Uncle Joe couldentTcOme to terms sugar during your various Campaigns so his we better give em some returns on Y left the policies of Jefferson to with The final vote Was 53 to 31 their contributions" string with the Doctrine of the best Fourteen months of steady Oratory Well “Uncle Joe" took It too heart Treasurer the United States had beso much that he just swallowed his fore Andy Mellon Key Pittman of Senate him- Nevada Lord knows what they pride and went into the self says "Here I will show you manafacture up his way outside of m Inc) — syndicate I guess the Sugar Beets Boys how to make a Bill" He found Divorces over the line from Utah or out early that Reed Smoot was born has got THEY STILL WRITE did him a fivor itfThis Smoot else turned and weaned brought up the During on& month recently letloose just with one sole purpose in early career NBC received more than 200000 WHERE SHEEP VOTE view that was to get a higher Tar-ri- ff Sam Bratton of New Mex where ters from listeners More than half on Sugar The day there is a Bill passed to make it unlawful and the sheen vote joined the RepubH- - of these were from men j J24 people - ats Volunie If twi people who had JL for only a year and Lmr® ready seeing some ment of marriage wer?t?p?lU8io forget that year of would be the result fall in love and repeal thir Own history? "Once termed Mr Rath’s sol?ion tht ern domestic problems?00 ' Not On the Screen b4 ler—"Not On the ler is the story of anothlrsiv?’’' man who climbs from t assuming position of a bnnF11’ man to the Nirvana o Tvtfl5 man’s dreams a grace poise club rnejXrshu the general S4 And since “Unto him 5 be given’ so to EmbertT girl of all the world forj him" 0 ? lil-ii- p is a hilarious matrimofiai i the Big Stick" It was for hammering on Guys who wanted some D Shadow of i years The United States Senate Everlasting passed the Tariff Bill life and perpetual motion are the only other two things now that we have to look forward to and after this we can really look forward to them with more hope Of course Tariff has been to a Politician about what a bone is too a Dog and fixed Jury is too a Los Angeles Culprit Its not only his bread and butter but its his desert and toothpick Any President with Political knowledge always fights up during shy of the Tariff coming tried their his Administration They best to drag Roosevelt into it and he just took a well worn elm club and worked it over any Friend or Foes head who suggested that his 'Administration get tangled up with ' that yellow fever Thats where he got the reputation of the "Man with BED-HEADE- ON BOOK SHELF Carnegie Free Library Ha New Volumes For Children By WILL ROGERS ST TELL all I know is Just what I IT read In the dally prints Well sir what do you think happened? You couldent guess In a million - GLIDING BY DOLITTLE The Tariff Is Passed Tariff gravy NEW DEVICES ADD THRILLS TO MOON VISITED r APPtI j A t-- 0 K lA - -- |