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A And lunch ruiping STRANGER THAN FICTION ' (Lamar U Democrat) Estel Joyce who lives seuth- east of town declared Tuesday was the first Winter that thissaw that you couldn’t he eVer kindle a fire with corn cobs But you can’t do it he insisted You - can fairly soakput in your cobs set the latcoal oil and them in ter afire It burns up and leaves your cobs They Ye simply so full of sap they won’t burn : ' r (Buddy) Dotkoi has boon' who ap- - pointed by Stu- Council to dent confer with tho-Nation- President Hoo- ver on th see what can ho done about making the college graduate a necessary as cellego education ' so' Moronia was very puzzled the ether night when the radio announcer said — "Continuing this programme ' Body Valiee will sing ‘Why Was I bom on a Victor Red Seal Record” t ore di dtki WWu JA iiLa y AccouMi2r err ygwc L 1 to yi iaik rco u e BOOTS AITDHER BUDDIES Dreaaing up tho fact mint Results in no dictation Undornoath appear a thdtaaa For adequate perception So cotmotica indicator Nothing but pretension— Not gale In a deceptive state But Juat their good intention f ‘Y aR'NtibAcj Z' Vfit TMe GUARD AMD TTaE' GUARDIANS rT orr - Is That Nice? s OiesO at MCA seevics wc By UABTJLN y PKf AYS VUCKY 1 OOEfe MAE —Richard JUsmsea ad-v- is ability ofa appointing commission to ' “Paint and powder are net indicative of deception but art merely devices to drees up the face”—Dr Herbert Q Basso Leyora of powdormnd paint Put on in imitation Of what oho would bo but ain’t r024 ’A 'Hama ana aad limitation MEN OP THE HOUR Charles n Milestones on the path to civilizations HACKENSACK N J— lit the HOW FLEUKkG 7s DOTS f i YOU ? 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