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V r"A- - A Problem! --r By Blosser ) me Father Ricard ©© President Hoover haa ap- a Master of Etiquette folnted White House not than craftie coossenJngs) and to fell me to sleep and did not wake until after the collection platter is past Home where read newes and accompts from most partes of Christendom and to bed ’This gent will be a busy guy at a lot of those luncheons for Congressmen — running around telling them which fork to use e s n CAi TVAT COTVOJ3 TrQR VOU tT" tYfc CO OtA ex-cella- years with absolute accuracy”— e AMD a m Or maybe Master of Etiquette is just a high hat title s m f m 4 a -- FAMOUS LAST WORDS An extraction m dear for bouncer ? is nothing And the President will certainly need a bouncer if Alice Longworth and Mrs Gann ever get seated too close together o £ SALESMAN SAM KIvcZ' mc 1 TrrbofaKind -- Next patient please 1 eeeu likc pish topy --X j&nHsk: Says Genevieve the kitchen cynic — “What this country needs is fewer impediments in its speech and more to its speeches The romantic yet menacing characters that George Bancroft portrays on the screen are created at Santa Monica where the Paramount star lives the year 'round Saves Light Bills Bakeries Tubes Whoa you feel RADIO OWL achy and ' NEW MAGIC SENTINEL - Auiomaiically Turns off Radio end Household Appliances mktt In s wt beNwy cnS by plugging at In light O DorCtr F F E (Hi O § (U3 is a warnbg See your S CAUf O $xco complom looutiful Gift ' Bo OORi vaHsALTH UlG HAV’C -- CAfcaGcr MOTHtASG Ta UJO RR'f YoO HAMC 0O5T He t COHRAWY h oohm PCTlfcOJT OF THe CCA- 3- r COMFiAMY-- j JRM your toothache neuralgia rheumatism with tha “tCUlQ new anodyne tablet ache 0§EP-A-IHL- V vfil-- 7 1 — — JO V 1 r ' U i ' 'L f VAi E 5LSAECPAlMAeA!C F 0 J OPsin In the mean time headdon't suffer Ease Prko in j Y-- ? 3AbC?CT UUn- -i WM t ockod EiOtOnHMGSSQiGCTR vil -- TAhtc ’THGSG’ tMCLSr po JoHAh lT)RAiU op pRsitExyr coAioLitAnret M CRCST C F - - IS OP7H1' BASICAUF-FOMlhA- MIG ARE 0A4"THC£: eWTAU-'- O UlANitHiCf PP30S PARITY -A c CORILUA JJ4 fa tin m irr CCAjfclTlOM COUMTTC Successful Since 1880 Sy 10S ANGEIIS - Tablets Smell ottroctivo hom omgmontYourdoolof ho now Kadio OwL So S today TAYlOR-tlAVER- A Logical Thing to Do QUinKHKIE k - B RO- DEJ©r3© AC Simply putft owPi bod Ht tiw vp t s hours Sturdy proetkotty ' rfoMrvtiiblo Nothing to got out of ardor wiH lost a lifctimo — Ixativ© Laxative w)u wr ny make QUININE Guovo’c Quickly fxry for bK by f4ucleg ligbt billi mvm vry working port ( re4i r ku-b- 4 ulpmn( from Open sora 11 over talc© Grove’ Taken by mor© people than any other cold remedy SOo oi all druggists MO wr TVKVC TO ADtAVT I MOOT: Or THB HUTG THAT All XOO LOCX’i 1 lh TACT VsiOK' THNOVt Y TAATt XJ’LT WHY SWX'iD CCUSCTi36 I PM ALL WTOO'U-- J f nAimn rvirr OR AdmxScofflawsurnal forecasting that I could if I ed wr )&$ LOOUSUUS TAS DOS SPOILSO NV WAhiOSUAUS VJTU TU PCSSVDSldT AN IF IT 15 7WAT W llaterriew) “I have so perfected my system of weather F4V RX-X-T ' I FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS - V" 1 1‘ TOO a umt-- AU QH ZrJulJA' V O BULIj-ETI- N tA7PO£ ’T op —‘wy coming ” declared the Indignant bootlegger “since I sell them breakfast tea beautifully labeled ‘Fine Old Bourbon’ ” ? 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