Show X i THE OGDEN STANDARD-EXALUNE- R ssssssTsssssssWr YOUR CHILDREN £J ' 111 U L J V uLjL JJkd ' New York" I Fashion Pi aquc B EDTIME By O O M'LNTYHE -- LOS ANGELES— This By OLIVE HOBURTS BARTON tCopirtahted 1929 by NEA I yrylce Inc) a IIEjws of quiet JUUo curly-hea- d three serious and detached a an absent-minde- d colleere oro ffissorj Oie wouldn't have dreamed that the conversation wa making the slightest scratch of an Impression on her email mind She eat on the top step nursing her doll and watching traific go by- - zi- )t) jijfjfx Jt 1 v i Her staftdmother and toother talking about her quite frankly Tas though she -were some interesting specimen I looked warninffly in her direction Under thoeQ Boft curls were twt ears and under certain circumstance ears can Jump1 to were P - i "Oh she can't hear' said her mother 'Bhe doesn't know we're i talklntf about her" bOMICTIIIXG MUST UK DONE "WH fts I was saylns" went on CJrandma to me "I Just told iAUrol here that nono of my chil dren sucked their thumbs and if she doesn't 4o something about it Jeanette Is going to spoil the shape of her mouth"' "And I tell your Mother that I do try None rot th other children ever did it and It worries me ter-- i rlbly She's: so' different - from them In every way I've smacked her hands and tied them up and— Why what's th matter darling?" 'Jeanette was crying 8h hadn't moved and stll( held her doll but ureat obs were shaking her liny shoulders and enormous tears were rolling down her littls print dress ''Bhe's crying: because I cald she sucked her thumb' said Grandma Jeanette cried harder "Come here"! coaxed her moth-e- h "'Come over her to me" "No!" y "Don't be a' Shame oti you" said Grandma v T - sauaMTOrr AVV ' (HEAD THE STOKY THEN CpLOUTHE — IT RADIO PROGRAMS ! cry-bab- 1' ' KLO ''""""rm pot a I'm not" and ishei stamped her foot Tliursdajr July 18 9 "Jeanette come here" comWednesday July J7 manded her mother "Com hre ' to 8:00 p m— Town Crjer 600 when I tell you What's wrong?!' (Featuring Al Warden in his If you don't stop crying we'll dally sports resume "Sport— putGeraldine in the attic" said logue" and Ethel "Giasmann Grandma Geraldlne'was her doll Clark with J Clair Anderson DOUBLY UNPLEASANT: theme Bongs from cur- -' offering ' A1 threat added to an Injuryj rent motion pictures) Between them they had produced 8:00 to S:30 p m — Federal Busian effect absolutely natural In a ness Men's association (Studio sensitive alert child and then proprogram) ducing It tried to stop their own 8:30 to 0 00 p m— Frederic Moss handiwork by threatening punish studio(Studio program) ment 19 Friday Children can't stand drlticlsm be ' $0f to 10:00 a July m Iorning mu- fore fit ranpe rs They hear- more steal market than we think And It Isn't the 2:00 to 2:30 p m—Klngs of way to cure them of unlucky hab Its It Isn't ofteo that we can 2:30 to 3:00- p m — Music Mas- ' tcrs shame a little child out of hi habits started in childhood If we KDYL do try Jt it shouldn't be done in TiiurKdar1 July is g 7:00 p im— Program under: au- public As forthe Jeanette should have been cured of spices of Salt Lake Federation It before she was three years old - of Labor One of the worst things we can 730 p m —A B C chain broaddo isto discuss children in their cast "Campus Memories" hearing For they i usually hear 8:00 p m — Johnnie Rosell's Jazz whether we think they do or riot orchestra in novelty program r 8:30 p m— p m — Studio time with popular KDYL artists — ' ery-bab- yl '' i - - i - : thumb-suckin- i UOTATIONS y -- rfnipspswisssss 1 j is The to Tried Laush Off They City I've heard snlge're'rs dub it erery-thln- g from an overgrown country town to the capital of Iowa For years the general Impression was that Us activities consisted of rer tired yaps from the corn belt rocking themselves goofy on front porches Los Angeles pecked from its shell an ordinary civic chick And before the populace realized It became a full grown ostrich There is no explaining the' municipal monstrosity' But there it stands threatening shortly s to become one in Amerof the three largest-citie' ica e I know of no perhaps New York—the targefTpr so much ridicule and yet every year I find it has outgrown its clothes and is in new architectural dress Man hattan's skylines' make no quicker shift It presents an odd blending of the cosmopolite and the yokel the village and the metropolis Jn the crowds waiting for the train at the station I noticed a gentleman Jn pearl gray derby with a monocled eye screwed into an owlish etarex He :was bespatted" and boutonniered and might have just stepped but of the Savoy for a stroll along The Strand Close by was as- near the comic paper pastel of the hayseed as one would ever see in real life Meadow larka might well be nesting in the luxurious foliage that almost reached his waist One 'would have to go far back in the Arkansas hllla to find a hill billy to match him Along its streets one may see an old desert hermit munching peanuts f rom a butcher paper cornucopia alongside a handsome movie shiek admiring himself Jn a window mirror The tiniest hamlet at the cross roads cannot produce more pronounced rustic types' than Pershing Square: Nor will Fifth- avenue at its gaudiest hour present a greater cosmopolitan flair than the flow of pedestrianic traffic along the main shopping arteries These are the visual contradictions that "always meet the eye Thev astound the visitor as much 1 believe as the I native He ia still bewildered city--sav- " alarming- proportions ' J 0:00 p m A B C chain broad- cast American Opera company e directed ' PICTURE) L He was soaKing and just because he'd! had to let go of the JImb he clung to far above the 'little stream Th other Tinymites on the shore looked and then began to roar "He looks so Carpy jsaid "it's almost likefunny" a- dream" "Hoy! Start in swimming" hcouty cried: "Swim on you back or on your side It! isn't very far to shore You'll make it if you try Come on now dcj as you re torn It you stay just out there you'll catch cold We'll jbuihl a fire and dry all of your wet clothes by and by At first tvee Clowny thbuKht he d weep but then found 'twas juat knee deep This mads him feel real cheerftll 'cause he Ididn't want to swim' He shouted out with all his might "Don't Iworry now 'cause I'm all "right I'll! wade ashore" ThenTall the rest sat down to wait for him Soon Clowny started walking In and on his face there spread rin ruii 'ne'a naa from n the treejneseemeil very' funnyi now Well goodness me and sakes alive I merely took a fancy diw ne i a reauy like io try wuJ it just once more somehow Before brave Clowny reached the land one Tiny jumpedj and wavcq nia nana "Hey look behind you Clowny" he exclaimed in high pitched tone f'Some funny fellows are nearby They're smiling too I wonder why You'd better hurry up to shore so they'll let you alone' Then Clowny turned around to aticth funny fellows Ooodnes me! They were real sfiiii hti! very tall One of the said "Hello! We're Water Willies out for fun Shake hands: with us please one Dy one Ana then tell us JusJt who you qre That's what we'd like to POUR Clowny! Jou Jer-vlllcomic the opera presenting "Vagabond King" 10:00 p m — A B C chain broadcast of Anthony Euwer "Bard of the Air" never Lan "Lloyd George hope 10:30 p m — A B C chain broad- know to succeed where Joe Beckett and cast of American Artistic En Jack Dempsey failed They never 4semble soloist Sydney Dixon Clowny makes friends with thu come back"— Ramsay Macdonald 11:00 p m — A B C chain broad-- j water willies in the next stdrv cast of Enchanters male quar- -' luopyngnt 1UZ9 by NEA Service Tie 'Christian faith is more itet Inc) 'than ever: in the lives of the 11:30 p B Ci chain broadnations of the world We are now cast presenting "Club Ether" seeing an attempt under democracy sketch by Harold Johnsrud' to bring peace to the world I 12:00 midnight —A B C chaia think it will succeed"— Lloyd broadcast of Vic Meyers orchestra with Murray and Harris George' 1 a m — Signing1 off and time 'lay no heed to social position - report ' KSL A Bible and a bathtub can injure ' this anywhere in the United States" Thursday July 18 5:20 p m — N B C Victor Pho- —Rev pr S Parkes Cadman j From Our ViJca company program nograph — m 6:30 deLake Salt p "He would be a bold man or a pplice i fool who woul dhazard a guessire- partment educational talk Herbert Latham a Frenchman p5 m— N B C "The Old failed in an attempt to fljy his garding the future of any art or 7:00Counsellor" rt of Halsey-Stuascience" — General Harbord monoplane from Calais to Dover 7:30 p m — N B C Orange net- across the English channel He — "Around the World with and " "We are the most work were rescued! from the resourceful Libby" Llbby r McNeil and Llb-b- y the waterplane pepple in the xyorld in the matter by a boat program xct making money and among the p m— Jack An amateur who tried to fljy Glen £J most ignorant in the matter of 8:00 tenor and assistingSummerhays artists Curtiss' plane crashed It Wit Mather spending it"— William 8:30 p m— "The Harmony Trio" nesses said he was struck President Lafayette College by stage and others and failed to manipulate the fright — nr 9:00 VIco p male quartet controls "Citizens are not made for- laws j p m— Mormon tabernacle Laws are made for citizens? The 9:30 choir and It is rumored that the Salt Lake trouble with these new rum-- 'laws 10:00-- p m —organ Foresters Sylvania Herald is to- cease publication is that in order to accomplish an 10: 30 p m — Studio program have-'merltseems to end which 11:00 m— "Amos n Andy" ' Union Pacific stogie has sold for they made crimes of actions 'which 11:10 pp Webb's tSOO Dance a share to proportion of the people orchestra of tjhe country were not crimes"-J- 12:00 midnight — Silent Abbott R McGlnnis Ogden at S Edward Martin (Harper's 4 j had a brand new shirt torney Magazine) Ftolen from the police station — — — TROURLi: APLT1NTY while he was defending a prisoner Gatun lake in tho Panama canal PHILADELPHIA— Because Dr to the largest artlficlallyformed tfuiiiun ivtuy punea tne wrong James Frederick Scott1 Chicago lake In the world It has an area loom accoramg to Emanuel Dam's who a government contract to 1M mitM' rf Mourn' claim the latter recently sued him build has a says he will con plane for $15000 He clajmed that the struct it in Ogden and may! name mistake caused a "sore sick and it "Ogden" Why 1'iuauaieu neaa iacc eyes nose mourn gums teeth neck body B S Olson ' of North Dakota arms Jianas feetnervous system from a cafe picking his siomacn ana other Internal organs emerged with a match which set fhe teth After the extraction he said he had to his whiskers After is was all All io navo one or two operations over he said: "Val des hare fire works may' ha bane a yoke for you Thousands of wen and women who were physical wrecks from RESEARCH RESERVES TLAN folks but it was hell on da Swede v ASiUNOTO AP)stomach troubles who couldn't Re just da same" reserves search where scientists Sleep who couldn't eat without M Paul ham a Frenchman beat after-miser- y and whose kidneys may study the problems of national Wilbur Wright's altitude record of bowels and liver were out of order rorestatjoiv are being developed 860 feet when he took his plane up a of the to 4&w leet progrpKsIve program e now enjoy energy and rel' ish their food since taking Tanlac forest sprvlop Mrs Elirabeth McLean of 4171 Mrs Henry Kammeyer 38 died Lincoln Ave Box 2257 HFU No of blood poisoning leaving a wid 1 Oakland Calif r VVUIUa ower and six children kv hnd no food to agree with me and H kept losing strength and weight OBLIGING MINISTER Nothing helped me until I took SKA FORD Dela— When jJamee Tanlac Now my health was never Wright and Dorothy Dix jG W better in my whole life" Dykes and Phlrley C Brown arTanlac contains no mineral drugs rived at St John's M E Church of any kind just a special combinahere a double wedding Rev E for tion of selected herbs roots and New "Y ork S nmmer-time- ! U Windsor had to think - fast to barks recognized to be of high une license was taken out ooiigo medicinal value Quick benefit and In Delaware and the other inMary-lan- d Enjoy the cool-nes- s relief from stomach distress Windsor dfovc the of the breeze-swesure to follow the use of Tan- couples to the state line packed hi Roof-l- he lac Get a bottle today from your car across it and Hith a couple on comhe Maryland side and one on the druggist and let it start right ir fort of Delaware side' he stood with one spaciousness! those troubles which correcting foot on each side and performed make you so miserable Money the ceremony "Al tk Crossroads of the World" back u it doesn t help r by Jacques po-te- nt m-?-- A 20 - : : - - s m-Irv- e ing - - " - Suffer Stomach Trouble Your life? 1 Movie moguls trekking westward to their studios disembark at San Bernardino Here their block long curs with liverted attendants meet and bowl them off to their Spanish xastles with flaming awnings and' a patio in the cool Beverley canyons Two I saw depart In ihis fashion were men who Jess than 30 years ago first glimpse a port hole in of America through ' the steerage They still speak broken English and if that doesn't typify American opportunity — you ' think up one got-thel- r - There is another custom of its Los An fledgling days geles clings It "meets the trains? Young girls in fresh organdies along with the white -- flanneled hatlesa lads stroll down to- see the expresses arrive Not- one puff Is without Its quota of celebrities — mostly of the cinema world No city its size entertains so many notables nor is any city so provincial in its curiosity about t them to-whic- h trans-continent- al - - I to-iU- iL'i - - ! - -- -- Just is aueer that-suc- h big birds shouldn't have a nest" thought Peter as he sat chewing leaf of sweet clover VI never would have thought - of looking in a hollow Io? for their home never By DAN THOMAS m tne world I wonder what they ' NEA Service Writer would do if there wasn't a hollow TTOLLYWOOD Calif— "I want to log big enough Hollow logs like be a big screen star more than that one are pot to be found every- wnere" r " anything else" declares Miriam "This thought was enousrh to Seegar London stage actress f'But awaken Peter's ever-read- y curios ity once more The Jiext day he it other things I have wanted to hearted trnht for th H dpuil dp are any indication I'm afraid 11 haven't a chance in jh world "I always have had-a- n ambition to become tanned 4ike most of the girls here are but I can't do it I just burn crisp I alsft wanted to learn to play golf but failed And 1 started out to learn horse back riding but one rid© finished me direction1 Many might think that" It is nothing unusual for Miss Seegar to desire stardom In fact she was Very much surprised that ! didn't take it for granted that she had However it is such an ambition surprising how many actors and actresses there are in this village who don't want to mecome stars That position carries with It too much responsibility ajnd nerve v iwracking work Although Miriam- - attained most of her success in London she ist a native American having been born in Greentownr lnd- When she was 15 yeara old she Joined a ohau kive your comolexion a vital tauqua company which wa tourlug To the middle westi She continued -- lowing beauty try the magic this work for three years and then IOUCU Ol luugn s umia ouu went to New York where her "work White Lipstick Eyebrow Penin musical shows attracted the at- cil nd Rouge You will delight tention of Al Woods well : known and raditheatrical producer Woods placed in the effect of youththis correct her under contract and sent her to ant charm' given by of London for the leading feminine touch c6lor'rhe$e atfrac role In "Crime" tive vanities ye sold by all deal During the next three years she er! at popular prices played in a number of London successes on the legitimate stag and also in three mbtion pictures— none of which ever saw a theater she says Following a long run in "Out She Goes"" Miss Seegar came to Hollywood 'a short time "r- - Watch the - "It certainly Iq HoUywdod hu 1 7 S 4 - Who IK iv'i WHWjjlllt ia the whole household Heinz Rice Flakes Spoonful after spoonful of crispy golden-brow- n flakes of crunch? goodness hurrying from to eager little mouths Joyous satisfaction with that llavor like d break-last-bo- wl de-light- ful nut-mea- ts And joyous reward Better health! For there's more to Heinz Rice Flakes than their fine flavor ' There's accent a special health quality which comes from a new patented Heinz process which transforms the natural roughage of the rice into a pure edible cellulose That's why these flakes have the proper cs 'Ol a genue natural laxative Yes watch the: children--an-d ': you'll learn a lot about good break- 1 s" an kPP7 daysl I x j peauty ' ' - j I - t ' Mce -- : BLACKWHITE ago- - I - Jlouge£ipsiicktincL eyebrow Cm 1 IIEINZ TOMATO KETCHUP HEINZ SPAGHETTI fr - Sjil r OTHERS OF THE 57 vv ' - u Of HEINZ CREAM TOMATO SOUP S&jtuffuJtic Tcy US SODA i SUNDAE' MILK SHAKE A MALTED Ml : : r : I saw George McManus the cartoonist this morning wearing "a lapel flower you would not believe could be that big It looked like a Kansas sunflower on a toot a mm Feci Years Younfjc? VftxitTox (I and 2) U t1e dUtM ao wita aumcnta udb Potaoa Iy jua twa Buran ierrcct mnd No 1 g knoclu rectal Irritation la about threa For Weelu Fre Booklet rr(f tacky Tiger Kea rfmrsts OtyRIe (Copyright 1929 by the McNaught Syndicate Inc) -- '— MM Mm for the famous red-and-gre- en package when- ever you buy corn Aiaiica it means uine Ivellogg'a— the original Corn Flakes i ! I surely started somethint" - at campus cops were summoned to eject a sleeping Yale senior from an English class when his snoring drowned out the lecture ' It was in I'rom week A : "j A delicioussnappy fteo us pat off : ' GMTtO ft thirst-quench- er or try a GREEN by itself RIVER Soda Malted Milk Milk Shake or i ly for being a live wirt -- pt TODAY'S CHUCKLE! NEW HAVEN— (UP)— Two bur- - says Jones who has a reputation A word to the Wise was suiJcient 'i The world's best liked ready-to-ecereal ! - r " butter-browne- JiOW to Yowx ' kriows best'whatS good to eat? The kiddies of course Then watch them atjheir breakfasts of ' t - lll III Wi'Wr ro 1 " t Children! -- iol-tha- ar The New Yorker finds himself awakening four hours earlier due to the change" In time And you can't sit up until midnight without the earache' or a mess of itch- CORN I IAN I FIAKE? - - l ill-- " " he so wanted to know Ho had found ou that it was true that OP Mietah and Jirs Buzzard do not build a nest He had found out ' that In this particular' case the oggs had been lajd in a great hollow Jog" So for the" time being his curiosity was satisfied: He promised Ol Mrs Buzzard that he would keep her secret He laughed with her and with Samm Jay at the way he had been fright ened when or Mrs Buzzard had hissed right irC his lace and he bade them farewell and started for THIS NEW CALF BAG of gen- nis home the dear old Briar erous proportions especially de- Patch Of Incourse he was full ot is leather lined the stranire discoverv signed for travel th and has a passport case in a side ways of Ol Mlstal and about Mrs Buz-ar- v The silver metal fastening pocket and could thlnli of nothing is especially Interesting ewe - — DOTUES-USE- C EX- WHEN Peter Rabbit tatd his cu- meant it He had found out what - : SSUlIIliON BVZZRD PLAINS THINGS ' ' ' old-tim- (SllljliicSIC : ! 1 : - Stories OJV 3JISTAH Luck seemed to be with her in her venture In the land of the "squawk les" because she had been here only a few days when she was signed the ingenue lead in Greta Garbo walking along a AdQlph Menjou'a latest film Los Angeles street receives -- more "Fashions in Love" "When I was a girl in school frank staring than she would receive in say Dayton O knd so used to have my walls plastered Monjou' Miriam pronounced is the celebrity com- with pictures ofnever "I dreamed at plex in Hollywood of all places remarked business would likely come to a that time that 'I' would "ever have a "chance to know him and their full stop my first job in pictures was in his I mention Miss Garbo merely be film If anyone were to ask it)o he cause she seems to be leading the my idea of a perfect man pack in popularity at the moment would be it" But ere this reaches print she'may "Miss Seegara work in "Fash be one of the Back Numbers Fame ions in Love" was so good that she contract by fugits out here and that tomor- was given a five-yerow's spotlight may single out an Paramount Although it has not obscurity of : today for a qulck been definitely settled her next aswhisk to fame is what makes this signment probably will be' opposite Richard Dlx in his last plcturebe community tick with romance 'fr fore moving his makeup- box over ' In making a two dollar purchase to the RKO lot out of a ten dollar bill shortly after myarrival I was returned eight silver dollars "1 hope you don't L Aslt your ' lor m mind?" trilled the young lady Barb cashier who likely chuckled a WhyMFoc chuckle up her sleeve I didn't mind but when I got back home the load had yanked all "the pleats out of my nice new pants N-(- T "" urgess DAY BY DAY v tre where Ol MIstah Buzzard de- anything under themrV asltedPe' ' : : lights to kit ter : "1 know your secret now Mis-ta- h "Of rniT Ol Mistah Buzzard nodded Buzzard" cried- Peter as soon course" said he "she picks out a l as he reached the foot of the tree place where she reckons she isn't j to be disturbed Ol' Mrs whera Ol MUlah Buzzard was sit- going Buzzard is a -- little bit peevish ting "Rut what would you do for when she don be setting pn her a place- - for: your egs if there eggs She picks out a place where ' :can be quite by herself lays wasn't a big hollow log handy?" - ' she her ieggs "Why that's siniple ve'ysimpe them until and then takes care of they hatch and that is wiueeu lirer liaDOit" said Ol" MIsi tah Buzzard his 'eyes twinkling all there Is "Mrs Buzzard naturally lays story— Sammy Jay Speaks her eggs on topjust of a big stump if HisNext Mind there happens to be ©no handy If Hr-- i— there isn't she just lays her eggs MR KNAG G:j I don't see what on the ground To' know Brer Rabbit' the ground is always you have to complain of Haven't you had the best ol everything handy" Ol' Mistah Buzzard looked down since we were married T nnd grinned and Teter grinned - HIS WIFE WelL I didn't mar--o- ur back "Do you mean rthat' she ry'the best man at wedding doesn't' nut' nnvgram or stick or — Pel Mele Pari - CORNFLAKES "k Mad by Kellogg in BattU Delicioitt breakfast lunch ar tvppT Crk A'CE GREEN RIVER in bottles' is for sale everywhere-Order it by thjs case for? your home -- w VUllip ) ALL-WA- YS — DELIGHTFUL d |